For your next lesson in using windows, we will teach you how to exit programs
Move the Mouse Pointer to the Box with a cross in it at the top right of the window. While holding the mouse steady, depress the left mouse button and then release it. This will cause the window you were using to disappear. Now pickup the mouse and wrap the cord tightly around your neck. Loop the cord over the top of your chair and then fall off of it. If you have a cordless mouse this will not work, so just swallow the mouse and CHOKE TO DEATH
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For your next lesson in using windows, we will teach you how to exit programs
Move the Mouse Pointer to the Box with a cross in it at the top right of the window. While holding the mouse steady, depress the left mouse button and then release it. This will cause the window you were using to disappear. Now pickup the mouse and wrap the cord tightly around your neck. Loop the cord over the top of your chair and then fall off of it. If you have a cordless mouse this will not work, so just swallow the mouse and CHOKE TO DEATH