"No we didn't register our software, we ran out of toilet paper, and used the M$ reg cards for tp.
Sorry the documentation got destroyed in the fire when we were burning our old Win95 CD's. They accidently got burned too. We have them in 'online documentation' form on out server k0rn, though you'll have to figure out which images they are as there are several gigs of images.
Feel free to take k0rn over to your office and search through it."
"Hello FBI. I think the BSA is opperating a kiddie-p0rn operation.... You might also see if they have licenses for all their software that they have in a warehouse they call 'evidence'."
A friend of mine that had to sign one of those strangling agreements decided to exercise line item veto. If there was something he didn't agree with, he would just cross it out.
We had to sign something that read like "If during company time you barf, and it is artistic, we own it." Fortunately our company had been bought out for the second time and they were confused idiots not knowing who really worked for them. I never signed mine, and who cares, because 3 months later we were all laid off.
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The BSA shows up asking for documentation:
"No we didn't register our software, we ran out of toilet paper, and used the M$ reg cards for tp.
Sorry the documentation got destroyed in the fire when we were burning our old Win95 CD's. They accidently got burned too. We have them in 'online documentation' form on out server k0rn, though you'll have to figure out which images they are as there are several gigs of images.
Feel free to take k0rn over to your office and search through it."
"Hello FBI. I think the BSA is opperating a kiddie-p0rn operation.... You might also see if they have licenses for all their software that they have in a warehouse they call 'evidence'."
A friend of mine that had to sign one of those strangling agreements decided to exercise line item veto. If there was something he didn't agree with, he would just cross it out.
We had to sign something that read like "If during company time you barf, and it is artistic, we own it." Fortunately our company had been bought out for the second time and they were confused idiots not knowing who really worked for them. I never signed mine, and who cares, because 3 months later we were all laid off.