Live in a Democracy and you'll learn what life is. Thanks to a still liberal media we hear snippets of shit like this, but in a fortnight everything the media reports will be "mice cured of diabetes become zombies" or more realistically "lab mice cured of diabetes die painfully due to FDA-banned stem-cell treatment, Government bans Stem-cell testing on mice"
Let's face it, there's WAY too many POOR politicians that need drug company money to let something like this actually gain a foothold in the market. There's way to damn many companies making money off the diabetics to let a simple injection cure them. No, the Government (CORPORATIONS) would rather let them suffer until they die requiring injections (that only the drug companies can provide AT A PRICE) every so many hours, every day. Not only that, but you have to test your "levels" every 3 hours with a 3 cent strip of paper and some chemicals (that magically make it cost 70 cents) to make sure you're balanced.
Your damn cat's hairball problem is caused by an additive in the food that causes intestinal irritation, so that you buy the special hairball formulated food and hairball easing medicine (literally flavored petroleum jelly) that's marked up to astronomical levels. Generic Vasoline and fish blood would do the same damn thing, but because you're purchasing the "Scientific formulation" you're "treating your cat better".
When I was in college there was a press release of a technology that "with an uncomfortable electric stimulation" your teeth would be electroplated with a hard layer of synthetic materials. This meant no cavities, ever. Granted, a new "dental research organization" funded by the Dentists themselves put that line on the back burner and all but killed any media attention. My last 'dentist' jammed a needle in my cheek while pinching and shaking said cheek to "numb the area" that cheek bled for 2 days and I still felt damn near everything he did to me. I'd rather pull each tooth out with his freshly removed cervical vertebrae, and pay for a set of dentures than return to the same hack job excuse for a dentist. He's the only one in cascade Iowa if you must know.
Good luck getting ahead in this Corp-ocracy, you'll have to invent the next forceful arse-dialating device that earns the corporations their 99 percent while defecating on human beings worldwide.
The app that had the beer pouring continuously out of the phone. That would be a great one. Impossible, yes, but great.
This would be more useful if I could program a bot to pick one up from a designated location and then deliver it to a certain point with several delivery locations. That way your droid bot could serve out ice cold brewskies and you don't have to miss any of the game. No pre-existing hardware needed. As long as there is a path of no resistance, bingo, fresh beer.
Notice I didn't say that the sinks would be removed. You would have plenty of opportunity to rinse off, then use the plasma flashlight or whatever clever patented name they create for it and then dry off somehow. The material in question would be removed, and any remaining bacteria dead, but maybe they should make you drip dry your hands as a penalty for being clumsy and getting material on your hands.
Wonder if it works on solid surfaces as well. Just imagine, use it on your face a few times a day and eliminate acne. Of course you'll probably get really tan really quickly, but yeah. No more Yellowish Brown splotches as you leave after donating blood, they can sanitize you with a quick brush of a plasma flashlight. If places replaced the costly paper towel dispensers and soap dispensers with one of these, (a heavy duty plugin version) you could sanitize the hands of a hundred people in like a minute! No more soap and wasteful paper towels that are almost never recycled after use as a hand towel. No more costly hot air hand dryers that take hundreds of watts to run.
Ok, if they're that worried about the health of their families just tell them that the dead birds that litter these areas are NOT free food. It's airfoulkill and intended to distract the local rats from eating your crops.
No, they'll simply implement a addendum to the law that requires each Victim turn completely around while in the scanner.
Boom, work-around that simple. So next time you go plan for an extra half hour for each plane load of victims to turn in the right direction while in the scanner.
Most capable TSA employee: "wait, do you turn TOWARDS your right arm, or AWAY from your right arm? Which is the right direction?"
Seriously though, how many drugs have come out, then 7 years later been re-introduced with an Extended Release, Extra Strength, or a Cooperative form?! I know damn near everything I've ever taken has come out in forms like Extra Strength, or Extended release, or some such sub-variety. This is just another way for drug companies to make the big bucks off of their 33 cent a bottle pharmaceutical concoctions for years to come!
They don't research the next cure for cancer, they research the next bloody extend-your-life-till-you-die-drug. They don't care about human health, they care about human dependency on the drug that THEY MAKE!
THIS is why the United States of America NEEDS a fricken a to z government controlled health coverage. Screw social security, my grandma would LOVE to work a couple of hours each day talking to people and making money. She sits in my living room all day long taking naps, and embroidering stuff, while praying for one of her children, grandchildren, great-grandchildren, or great-great-grandchildren to call her! I'm dead serious, one of her great-great-grandchildren just got married.
If one every one of her descendants took a half hour out of every week just to say 'hello' she'd be on cloud nine and busy most of the day. It's somewhat sickening to see her health decline while only the 'regulars' show up or call in for an update.
I'll get off of my soapbox, but think about it gentle-people. Why is there a company out there for automatic delivery of every health-dependency market, yet no single place to go for a true cure. It's not because we can't make it. It's because if the cure comes out, some pharmaceutical squashes it's development and comes out with a suppressant.
Yeah, the first thing I do when I'm in an unfamiliar town is start wandering around after I abandon my car. Really, I mean who wants to drive around in a car when you can really experience the unfamiliarity in person?
The ONE good use for this would be for those new to an area and unable to afford vehicles that need to walk or bike around looking for jobs. Oh wait, they probably won't be able to afford a GPS or a smartphone capable enough for this technology.
How about something useful? Like vandal/theft statistics on parked cars. I don't know about you, but if I'm in an unfamiliar area I'm always looking for a nice, well-lit parking area that I won't have to worry about a hit and run or some bored piece of crap with sharp scrap of metal. I'd like to really trick out my car but that would be like a neon sign advertising that I have an aftermarket stereo system. I've already had to teach a lesson to little teen bitches that took a picture of my car, 'scouting' for the thieves.
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Live in a Democracy and you'll learn what life is. Thanks to a still liberal media we hear snippets of shit like this, but in a fortnight everything the media reports will be "mice cured of diabetes become zombies" or more realistically "lab mice cured of diabetes die painfully due to FDA-banned stem-cell treatment, Government bans Stem-cell testing on mice" Let's face it, there's WAY too many POOR politicians that need drug company money to let something like this actually gain a foothold in the market. There's way to damn many companies making money off the diabetics to let a simple injection cure them. No, the Government (CORPORATIONS) would rather let them suffer until they die requiring injections (that only the drug companies can provide AT A PRICE) every so many hours, every day. Not only that, but you have to test your "levels" every 3 hours with a 3 cent strip of paper and some chemicals (that magically make it cost 70 cents) to make sure you're balanced. Your damn cat's hairball problem is caused by an additive in the food that causes intestinal irritation, so that you buy the special hairball formulated food and hairball easing medicine (literally flavored petroleum jelly) that's marked up to astronomical levels. Generic Vasoline and fish blood would do the same damn thing, but because you're purchasing the "Scientific formulation" you're "treating your cat better". When I was in college there was a press release of a technology that "with an uncomfortable electric stimulation" your teeth would be electroplated with a hard layer of synthetic materials. This meant no cavities, ever. Granted, a new "dental research organization" funded by the Dentists themselves put that line on the back burner and all but killed any media attention. My last 'dentist' jammed a needle in my cheek while pinching and shaking said cheek to "numb the area" that cheek bled for 2 days and I still felt damn near everything he did to me. I'd rather pull each tooth out with his freshly removed cervical vertebrae, and pay for a set of dentures than return to the same hack job excuse for a dentist. He's the only one in cascade Iowa if you must know. Good luck getting ahead in this Corp-ocracy, you'll have to invent the next forceful arse-dialating device that earns the corporations their 99 percent while defecating on human beings worldwide.
The app that had the beer pouring continuously out of the phone. That would be a great one. Impossible, yes, but great. This would be more useful if I could program a bot to pick one up from a designated location and then deliver it to a certain point with several delivery locations. That way your droid bot could serve out ice cold brewskies and you don't have to miss any of the game. No pre-existing hardware needed. As long as there is a path of no resistance, bingo, fresh beer.
Notice I didn't say that the sinks would be removed. You would have plenty of opportunity to rinse off, then use the plasma flashlight or whatever clever patented name they create for it and then dry off somehow. The material in question would be removed, and any remaining bacteria dead, but maybe they should make you drip dry your hands as a penalty for being clumsy and getting material on your hands.
Wonder if it works on solid surfaces as well. Just imagine, use it on your face a few times a day and eliminate acne. Of course you'll probably get really tan really quickly, but yeah. No more Yellowish Brown splotches as you leave after donating blood, they can sanitize you with a quick brush of a plasma flashlight. If places replaced the costly paper towel dispensers and soap dispensers with one of these, (a heavy duty plugin version) you could sanitize the hands of a hundred people in like a minute! No more soap and wasteful paper towels that are almost never recycled after use as a hand towel. No more costly hot air hand dryers that take hundreds of watts to run.
Ok, if they're that worried about the health of their families just tell them that the dead birds that litter these areas are NOT free food. It's airfoulkill and intended to distract the local rats from eating your crops.
No, they'll simply implement a addendum to the law that requires each Victim turn completely around while in the scanner. Boom, work-around that simple. So next time you go plan for an extra half hour for each plane load of victims to turn in the right direction while in the scanner. Most capable TSA employee: "wait, do you turn TOWARDS your right arm, or AWAY from your right arm? Which is the right direction?"
Seriously though, how many drugs have come out, then 7 years later been re-introduced with an Extended Release, Extra Strength, or a Cooperative form?! I know damn near everything I've ever taken has come out in forms like Extra Strength, or Extended release, or some such sub-variety. This is just another way for drug companies to make the big bucks off of their 33 cent a bottle pharmaceutical concoctions for years to come!
They don't research the next cure for cancer, they research the next bloody extend-your-life-till-you-die-drug. They don't care about human health, they care about human dependency on the drug that THEY MAKE!
THIS is why the United States of America NEEDS a fricken a to z government controlled health coverage. Screw social security, my grandma would LOVE to work a couple of hours each day talking to people and making money. She sits in my living room all day long taking naps, and embroidering stuff, while praying for one of her children, grandchildren, great-grandchildren, or great-great-grandchildren to call her! I'm dead serious, one of her great-great-grandchildren just got married.
If one every one of her descendants took a half hour out of every week just to say 'hello' she'd be on cloud nine and busy most of the day. It's somewhat sickening to see her health decline while only the 'regulars' show up or call in for an update.
I'll get off of my soapbox, but think about it gentle-people. Why is there a company out there for automatic delivery of every health-dependency market, yet no single place to go for a true cure. It's not because we can't make it. It's because if the cure comes out, some pharmaceutical squashes it's development and comes out with a suppressant.
Yeah, the first thing I do when I'm in an unfamiliar town is start wandering around after I abandon my car. Really, I mean who wants to drive around in a car when you can really experience the unfamiliarity in person? The ONE good use for this would be for those new to an area and unable to afford vehicles that need to walk or bike around looking for jobs. Oh wait, they probably won't be able to afford a GPS or a smartphone capable enough for this technology. How about something useful? Like vandal/theft statistics on parked cars. I don't know about you, but if I'm in an unfamiliar area I'm always looking for a nice, well-lit parking area that I won't have to worry about a hit and run or some bored piece of crap with sharp scrap of metal. I'd like to really trick out my car but that would be like a neon sign advertising that I have an aftermarket stereo system. I've already had to teach a lesson to little teen bitches that took a picture of my car, 'scouting' for the thieves.