Anyone remember the Bloom County where the TV chases Rosebud outside and is jumping on him yelling something like: "DON'T YOU WEAR BRUT AFTERSHAVE!?! WOMEN WON'T FIND YOU ATTRACTIVE!!!"
Everytime I've seen that commercial, I've wondered what his wife was saying while he was on the pr0n section of hte internet.
Wife: What the hell are you doing?!? Husband: Shhhh... I'm already up in the letter X with "Xerotripsis Donkey Sex". Don't make me start all over again.
People use excavators, dump trucks, loaders, cement mixers, railroads, jackhammers, explosives, chemicals, diesel generators, orange cones, and 3 'shovel reclination experts' per actual work unit just to build a dam.
A beaver uses it's teeth. Beavers just piss off a few birds that lived in the trees, and the weekenders that forgot to tether their canoes and were washed away.
The beaver can be held accountable for his lack of foresight. His eyes aren't even on the same side if his little fuckin' head...
Let's go ahead and bluetooth/wireless/etc everything in site, so this all can end.
When I can see if my dog is out eating poop in the back yard across her webcam toting, pringles can antenna/802.11b utility collar, all from the comforts of my fridge mounted display, I'll be in good shape.
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Anyone remember the Bloom County where the TV chases Rosebud outside and is jumping on him yelling something like: "DON'T YOU WEAR BRUT AFTERSHAVE!?! WOMEN WON'T FIND YOU ATTRACTIVE!!!"
I need to pull those books back out...
Jeffrey Goines, did he?
Everytime I've seen that commercial, I've wondered what his wife was saying while he was on the pr0n section of hte internet.
Wife: What the hell are you doing?!?
Husband: Shhhh... I'm already up in the letter X with "Xerotripsis Donkey Sex". Don't make me start all over again.
People use excavators, dump trucks, loaders, cement mixers, railroads, jackhammers, explosives, chemicals, diesel generators, orange cones, and 3 'shovel reclination experts' per actual work unit just to build a dam.
A beaver uses it's teeth. Beavers just piss off a few birds that lived in the trees, and the weekenders that forgot to tether their canoes and were washed away.
The beaver can be held accountable for his lack of foresight. His eyes aren't even on the same side if his little fuckin' head...
(No, I'm not a hippie, check the sig.)
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Let's go ahead and bluetooth/wireless/etc everything in site, so this all can end.
When I can see if my dog is out eating poop in the back yard across her webcam toting, pringles can antenna/802.11b utility collar, all from the comforts of my fridge mounted display, I'll be in good shape.