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  1. Re:Pop up fences on Secret Service Plans New Fence, Full Scale White House Replica, But No Moat · · Score: 1

    Why not a set of increasingly difficult pop-up challenges, each more fiendish than the last?

    Then it doubles as street entertainment and a prime-time TV show!

  2. Re:Why use secrete service agents on Secret Service Plans New Fence, Full Scale White House Replica, But No Moat · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Or just practice when he's not there.

    Thus giving anyone passing by a free demo of what will and won't happen if they decided to give it a try.

  3. Shut uuuuup on Europol Chief Warns About Computer Encryption · · Score: 2

    Maybe if law enforcement types didn't keep banging on about how useful encryption is for terrorists, fewer terrorists would actually hear about it in the first place.

  4. Re:Plug-in still required on SuperMario 64 Coming To a Browser Near You! · · Score: 1

    House=basement
    big=full of metal pipes
    kitchen=corner with the hotplate

  5. Re:And what good would it do? on Why the Final Moments Inside a Cockpit Are Heard But Not Seen · · Score: 1

    Alien anyone?

    Well I'm not saying it was aliens.

    But...

  6. I'd have thought the main reason was... on Why the Final Moments Inside a Cockpit Are Heard But Not Seen · · Score: 1

    I'd have thought the main reason was that technology moves incredibly quite slowly and takes forever to catch up with the "real world" when it comes to such vital systems as black box recordings.

    Microphones are much simpler devices than cameras, and in any case they are a required part of the kit for normal operation of a flight.

    Should video streams captured inside the plane become a standard part of aviation safety measures?

    Asking a question like that makes it sound like you think someone just needs to flip a switch and it's done.

  7. Meaningless words and statistics FTW on Citizen Scientists Develop Eye Drops That Provide Night Vision · · Score: 3, Insightful

    view objects clearly in darkness up to 50 meters away.

    Define "darkness." It obviously wasn't completely dark. Was it dark like a moonless night dark, or dark like an interior hallway dark?

    Secondly, how do you define night vision in metres?

  8. Re:The important bits on Citizen Scientists Develop Eye Drops That Provide Night Vision · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Secondly, it's an important biomedical advancement made by citizen scientists.

    Is it important, and is it even an advancement?

    They didn't come up with the idea and the effect was already known.

    Their idea was inspired by a patent filed in 2012, claiming that if you mix insulin, Ce6 and saline to someone’s eye, their retina absorbs much more light and they can see much better in the dark. The patent also mentioned that instead of insulin, you can use a substance called dimethlysulfoxide (DMSO). The Science for Masses guys thought “Why not use both?”.

    So their sole contribution appears to be the idea of using both insulin and DMSO (for no readily apparent reason and probably to no actual benefit).

    Thirdly, there's an organization [scienceforthemasses.org] which is a nexus for citizen science.

    Said "organization" appears to be two guys with unknown qualifications and "our fair share of body mod tools for when the mood strikes us." Their "paper" looks more like a blog post to me, and their "tests" were subjective at very best (something they do at least admit).

    I'd half expect their next "paper" to be a study on the effects of downing a glass of diet coke after eating a packet of mentos.

    The test subject's eyesight returned to normal the next day.

    Yeah, so far.

  9. Summary is lacking, as usual on Iowa's Governor Terry Branstad Thinks He Doesn't Use E-mail · · Score: 2

    The summary goes on about how he uses Instagram and Skype, but doesn't actually get to the point brought up in the headline, which is that the guy does use email, on his Blackberry, apparently without knowing what it is.

  10. Re:how about an autoland panic button? on Modern Cockpits: Harder To Invade But Easier To Lock Up · · Score: 1

    I was pointing out the parts that itzly apparently missed when critiquing your suggestion.

  11. Re:how about an autoland panic button? on Modern Cockpits: Harder To Invade But Easier To Lock Up · · Score: 1

    How about a panic button outside the cockpit with the same code as the entry door that only the pilots know?

  12. Re:Is it just me... on Broadband ISP Betrayal Forces Homeowner To Sell New House · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's not just you. It does not read like an Onion article to me, either.

  13. Re:Choice? on Broadband ISP Betrayal Forces Homeowner To Sell New House · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If he can't get broadband, he can't do his job. If he can't do his job, he (probably) can't make his mortgage payments. If he can't make his mortgage payments, he can't live in the house.

    So there's quite possibly not much choice about it.

  14. Re:Incomplete sentence on Big Vulnerability In Hotel Wi-Fi Router Puts Guests At Risk · · Score: 1

    In that campaign, which Kaspersky dubbed DarkHotel.

    I think Slashdot is trying to woo the beat poetry crowd.

  15. Re:The BBC doesn't have much latitude here. on Jeremy Clarkson Dismissed From Top Gear · · Score: 1

    Yeah, until they turn it into a "household levy" or something

    Daylight robbery.

    But they haven't. So it's not.

  16. Re:What do you mean not providing a service? on Ordnance Survey Releases Mapping Tools · · Score: 1

    I zoomed in at random and ended up at Pink Eye Bridge. Eww.

  17. "Passes" sounds right on Australia Passes Mandatory Data Retention Law · · Score: 1

    Australia Passes Mandatory Data Retention Law

    Passes like a bowel movement?

  18. I can see the ads now on RSA Conference Bans "Booth Babes" · · Score: 1

    Wanted: Software engineers with big tits.

  19. Re: Oblig on Jeremy Clarkson Dismissed From Top Gear · · Score: 4, Insightful

    That's obvious, but it still doesn't clarify whatever point it was you were trying to make.

    He punched a colleague. He got sacked. Seems pretty reasonable. But it's also pretty much the ultimate sanction the BBC can impose on him, so I'm really not sure what you're trying to say by comparing it with a much worse hypothetical assault which would still have resulted in him getting sacked, albeit with perhaps a little more alacrity.

  20. Re:And it does... what, exactly? on Google Quietly Launches Data Saver Extension For Chrome · · Score: 1

    Sounds like my ex-wife. Badoom.

    Works on many levels.

  21. And it does... what, exactly? on Google Quietly Launches Data Saver Extension For Chrome · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Would it kill you to explain even vaguely what this thing does in the summary?

  22. Re:The BBC doesn't have much latitude here. on Jeremy Clarkson Dismissed From Top Gear · · Score: 1

    mandatory license fees

    There's nothing mandatory about the licence fee. You're free to stop watching live TV at any time.

  23. Re: Oblig on Jeremy Clarkson Dismissed From Top Gear · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Well, yes, he'd have still got sacked, if that's what you're saying about it not making any difference.

    But are you implying that verbally and physically assaulting a colleague aren't grounds enough for dismissal?

  24. Re:it could have been an accident on Germanwings Plane Crash Was No Accident · · Score: 3, Informative

    Only on some airlines. Others allow one in the cockpit for the "minimum time necessary" (paraphrase of what I read on BBC News earlier).

  25. Up next on The One Thousand Genes You Could Live Without · · Score: 1

    Up next, the four limbs you can live without.