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  1. Re:hack the planet on CanSecWest Presenter Self-Censors Risky Critical Infrastructure Talk · · Score: 1

    Should the Imperial Navy gave told the US Navy they were coming in 1941?

    Well, kinda, yeah.

  2. Re:LOS on Drones Used To Smuggle Drugs Into Prison · · Score: 1

    Who needs line of sight?

  3. Re:Auto-play video on linked article on China Deploys Satellites In Search For Missing Malaysia Airlines Flight · · Score: 0

    Yes, there is, your smug sense of self-superiority in having disabled the same notwithstanding.

    "Having Flash disabled," much like "knowing what RMS stands for," are not actually mandatory for being allowed to read Slashdot.

  4. Auto-play video on linked article on China Deploys Satellites In Search For Missing Malaysia Airlines Flight · · Score: 4, Informative

    There's an auto-playing video embedded in the linked article's page - just in case you hate that sort of thing.

  5. Re:Dr. James Bond on LABONFOIL: A Portable Bond-Style Lab · · Score: 1

    Someone's obviously not got around to watching Casino Royale.

    (admittedly, one medical gadget from one film isn't much to base such a comparison on - McCoy's tricorder would have been a better one)

  6. Re:Acronym on LABONFOIL: A Portable Bond-Style Lab · · Score: 2

    No-one said it was an acronym.

  7. Too soon! on UK and Germany To Collaborate On 5G · · Score: 1

    Did you have to say "collaborate"?

  8. Re:An executable? In a dump? on Hackers Allege Mt. Gox Still Controls "Stolen" Bitcoins · · Score: 4, Funny

    And I thought people that ran kitten.scr.exe were idiots.

    What a bunch of morons. I checked, Windows says I only have kitten.scr so I'm safe.

  9. Dear Alice on The NSA Has an Advice Columnist · · Score: 1

    Dear Alice,

    Eve keeps listening in on my conversations. What can I do to make her stop?

    Thanks,

    Bob

  10. Re:Okay girls on $2,400 'Introduction To Linux' Course Will Be Free and Online This Summer · · Score: 1

    Here's a perfect opportunity to get girls interested in computing.

    Why? Is there some target we have to reach as a society?

  11. Re:magic on Dinosaurs Done In By... Dark Matter? · · Score: 2

    Remember folks:
    Dark Mater is a THEORETICAL stuff that weighs a lot or is all over the place to explain why entire solar systems don't fly out of the Galaxy as they spin.

    Yes, we know. Who said it wasn't theoretical? In case you missed the first three words of the summary: "Theoretical physicists propose..."

    What if there was no Dark matter and Gravity could distorts time in a way that would explain it all.

    Aaand what if gravity doesn't do that?

  12. Re:But He Isn't on Should Newsweek Have Outed Satoshi Nakamoto's Personal Details? · · Score: 1

    He had a hidden agenda.

    Naw, he was definitely a dude. No secret.

  13. Reduced more than 3.5 times? on HTTPS More Vulnerable To Traffic Analysis Attacks Than Suspected · · Score: 1

    Their attack ... reduced errors from previous methodologies more than 3 ½ times.

    There has got to be a clearer way of saying that. Do they mean "to less than 28%?"

  14. Re:This is new ? on Website Simulates Amiga OS · · Score: 1

    Ah, I see how you've got confused, but no, because what I was doing there was deliberately overstating the problem for comic effect and to draw attention to the admittedly tenuous irony inherent in your post.

  15. Re:Slides vs White Powder on Physics Forum At Fermilab Bans Powerpoint · · Score: 5, Funny

    Slide in, slide out, wipe down, fade to black.

  16. Please, editors, do some editing on Estimate: Academic Labs 11 Times More Dangerous Than Industrial Counterparts · · Score: 4, Informative

    A group of grad students and postdocs in Minnesota decided to address the issue had-on.

    Well, that typo could've been worse.

  17. Re:But He Isn't on Should Newsweek Have Outed Satoshi Nakamoto's Personal Details? · · Score: 5, Funny

    She writes for Newsweek for Christ's sake.

    And there was me thinking He just wanted us to live a good life and be nice to our neighbours. Who knew?

  18. Re:But He Isn't on Should Newsweek Have Outed Satoshi Nakamoto's Personal Details? · · Score: 1

    There's at least one other Satoshi Nakamoto in the world, so it's not more likely to be this one on that basis.

  19. Re: Sounds watertight to me on Getty Images Makes 35 Million Images Free For Non-Commercial Use · · Score: 1

    I thought (okay, assumed) that everything in the viewable catalogue was watermarked.

  20. Re:Sounds watertight to me on Getty Images Makes 35 Million Images Free For Non-Commercial Use · · Score: 2

    Just because they've acknowledged it, doesn't mean it's not worth pointing how dumb it seems.

  21. Sounds watertight to me on Getty Images Makes 35 Million Images Free For Non-Commercial Use · · Score: 1

    Getty Images will serve the image in an embedded player

    And as we all know, there is not, and has never been, any way to take a copy of something displayed on your screen. NO WAY.

  22. Re:Seem Negligible on New Mozilla Encoder Improves JPEG Compression · · Score: 3

    I found switching large photographs on my site from png to jpeg led to a noticeable loadtime increase.

    Decrease?

  23. Re:Simply put... on Facebook Wants To Block Illegal Gun Sales · · Score: 1

    Nope. Still down. That's according to the Police, the British Crime Survey, and hospital records.

  24. Re:I reject your reality and substitute my own.... on Bitcoin Inventor Satoshi Nakamoto Outed By Newsweek · · Score: 1

    I'm Satoshi Nakamoto, and so's my wife!

  25. Re:How does evolution work like this? on Jewish School Removes Evolution Questions From Exams · · Score: 1

    Nothing at all.

    First, let's just cover the fact that it wouldn't quite work this way in the real world. You don't tend to have species A living at the same time as species B which evolved from it. What you usually get is the common ancestor, species A, which is by now extinct, and it's two descendant species, B and C. You occasionally get people scoffing that we couldn't have evolved from chimps; well, we didn't.

    So, why do we only have LittleAss ants and BigAss ants, and no NiceAss ants? Well, in this simplistic example, it's probably because they've evolved to occupy two different ecological niches, and are no longer competing with each other. Any species too "close" to another would find itself competing, which hinders both species in the fight for survival - until one of them wins.

    A real-world is the Neanderthals. We out-competed them, in our shared ecological niche, with our higher intelligence and smokin' bods. The chimps, meanwhile, were settled in the forests where we weren't, and thus didn't have to compete with us.

    In actual fact, you sometimes do get lots of closely related, or even inter-breeding, species spread out geographically. There's an oft-cited examples involving geckos, I believe, where you have a species living, say, at the Southern point of a mountain range which then evolves as it spreads North, around both the Eastern and Western sides of the mountain range. What you end up with is two trails of closely related species, which may interbreed with their neighbours, but at the Northern end of the mountain range the two species which find themselves meeting up are so divergent that they can't interbreed.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/R...