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  1. Trek's M-class tells you plenty on New Paper Explores The Prospects For Life Around M-Class Stars (arxiv.org) · · Score: 4, Funny

    Although Star Trek had a minor smattering of "M-class planets" -- a designation that tells one nothing of substance

    Then why did you bring it up?

    And actually, in universe it tells you plenty. It tells you humans and most of the other bipedial humanoid life-forms which smatter the galaxy can survive on the surface and breathe the atmosphere. It also tells you it's likely to be littered with polystyrene rocks or to look a lot like parts of California.

  2. Re:IIS Server resume bug on User Forks FileZilla FTP Client After Getting Hacked (filezillasecure.com) · · Score: 1

    The S in IIS stands for services, not server.

  3. Will The New 'Starship Troopers' Reboot Stay Faithful To The Book?

    Should it have to?

  4. Re:Suggestion, not "ad" on Here We Go Again: Microsoft's Popping Up Ads From the Windows 10 Toolbar (pcworld.com) · · Score: 1

    so anyone that's "triggered"

    The gun that shot my paw had a trigger! That's 15 years of counselling down the drain. Thanks Obama!

  5. I'm greatly offended by this. Not the ad - well, okay, that's pretty bad - but by the fact that they used the word "Wanna".

    When Microsoft's Windows 10 deadline passed, many heaved a sigh of relief, thinking that Microsoft's obnoxious popup reminders had finally been laid to rest. Surprise! Microsoft's at it again

    But it still is laid to rest for those who heaved a sigh of relief, because we're still on Windows 7.

  6. Re:Suggestion, not "ad" on Here We Go Again: Microsoft's Popping Up Ads From the Windows 10 Toolbar (pcworld.com) · · Score: 1

    What is an ad, if not a suggestion by someone for something they want you to buy/use?

  7. Re:Better solution on Firefox Disables Loophole that Allows Sites To Track Users Via Battery Status (theguardian.com) · · Score: 4, Interesting

    How about just "on battery power" or "plugged in"?

  8. Facebook Needs To Protect Human Rights Issue, Civil Groups Say

    That headline seems to have got a bit garbled. They're not being told to protect "a human rights issue", whatever that means, but just "human rights."

  9. Re:Snopes picks strawmen to debunk when it suits t on Over 10,000 Facebook Users Worldwide Falsely Check in at Standing Rock To Confuse Police (time.com) · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Snopes, please tell us, why is the rape of a 12-year-old funny at all?

    It's not. But then, she wasn't laughing about the act itself, she was laughing (somewhat hollowly, by the sound of it) about a couple of specific aspects of the proceedings.

    Should we just ignore that Hillary has a rather morbid sense of humor [youtube.com]?

    You probably have to to preserve your sanity, if you're going to be a criminal defence lawyer.

    It's true that she may be legally correct here. But how can you defend that kind of thing morally?

    That's precisely why lawyers have a professional obligation to defend their clients.

  10. Re:Considering the decline in code quality... on Bad Code May Have Crashed Schiaparelli Mars Lander (nature.com) · · Score: 4, Funny

    everything is going to hell.

    No, everything is calling hell() as a function.

  11. Re:Aliens are alien on Mysterious Star Pulses May Be Alien Signals, Study Claims (iop.org) · · Score: 1

    Aliens are going to be NOTHING like us.

    We don't know that. So far, we've got one example - carbon-based life that inhabits a planet orbiting a star of a certain type.

    It's not unreasonable - at the moment - to suppose that other life might be more similar to us, and have similar requirements/prerequesites, than it is different.

  12. The "v" is written in lower case, except when the surname is used as standalone (when the first name or initials are omitted), in which case it is capitalised, as in "de schilder Van Gogh" ("the painter Van Gogh").

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

    And BTW, it's pronounced fan gock,

    No-one asked. And sentences should end with full stops/periods, not commas. I think that's everything.

    (SSNSWP,E,BIHDSJTFWOPVTCD)

  13. That's the point.

  14. Uber's Self-Driving Truck Went on a 120-Mile Beer Run To Make History^H^H^H^H^H^H^H Publicity

  15. Re:Just curious... on Curious Tilt of the Sun Traced To Undiscovered Planet (spacedaily.com) · · Score: 1

    We can't detect any wobble it might impart to the Sun because we're orbiting around the Sun so we wouldn't detect the shift in frequency that gives it away. And we can't detect a transit because it will never pass between us and the Sun.

    And in any case, most exoplanets we've found are the heavy close-orbit ones, not the heavy distantly-orbiting ones.

  16. Reading poorly designed and ambiguous fonts makes me feel Ill!

    (NB joke may not work on your computer)

  17. The story title should've read "Internet is Becoming Unreadable Because of ISP Interference".

    No it shouldn't, because that's a completely different story. If it's such a big deal to you, submit it as a story.

  18. True black on white text has a contrast ratio of 21:1 -- the maximum which can be achieved.

    Is it? How come TVs keep advertising themselves with contrast ratios of 400:1 and such?

  19. What are we forgetting... on Elon Musk's Mars Colony Would Have a Horde of Mining Robots (engadget.com) · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Okay, so we've got the mining robots, the auto-fuelling spaceship dock, the autonomous telephone sanitizers... I can't help feeling there's something we're forgetting...

    Oh! Right - people.

    Hang on. Why are we sending people again?

  20. It also means that you need to either update your system to the Linux 4.7.10 kernel release or move to a more recent kernel branch, such as Linux 4.8.

    Or you could do nothing. Linux is about choice, after all.

  21. Re:who nneds unicode? on Fedora 25 Beta Linux Distro Now Available For Raspberry Pi (betanews.com) · · Score: 1

    Slashdot is clearly not getting by by just pretending everything is 7 bits, because look at the mess of the summary.

  22. Tuesday on Should Journalists Ignore Some Leaked Emails? (backchannel.com) · · Score: 2

    Tuesday Lawrence Lessig issued a comment

    Poor guy. Who the hell calls their kid "Tuesday"?

  23. What? Is this Slashdot editing at its finest? on 'Adding a Phone Number To Your Google Account Can Make it Less Secure' (vijayp.ca) · · Score: 0

    'Adding a Phone Number To Your Google Account Can Make it Less Secure'

    You may think that adding a backup phone number to your account will make it prone to hack, but that is not always the case.

    Well done, you've contradicted the headline in the first sentence. I assume someone accidentally a word.

  24. Phone on Hotspot Vigilantes Are Trying to Beam the Internet To Julian Assange (vice.com) · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Does the guy not have a mobile phone? I hear London has mobile internets and everything nowadays. It's quite the happening little village.

  25. So self-driving cars are now a full reality and all the problems have been solved? Huh. That was quick.