User: TheWorldIsGamemaker

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Did you know:
*MyCleanPC was made in Gamemaker.
*Windows was made in Gamemaker.
*Stuxnet was made in Gamemaker.
*Linux is absolute trash because it wasn't made in Gamemaker.
*OSX was made in Gamemaker.

Startling! Such a thing! Most importantly, the godlike piece of software known as MyCleanPC was made in Gamemaker!
This is reason alone for a worthless, miserable Gamemakerlessness such as yourself to switch to Gamemaker, to return to your roots: Gamemakerdom!
Return! Return! Return to Gamemakerdom, you worthless eyesore!
Gamemaker's the best.
Why not use Gamemaker?
There is no reason.
You're miserable without Gamemaker.
You're absolutely worthless without Gamemaker.
Why do you not switch?
Are you a masochist?
No. You're just ignorant. A big ol' nothingness ultimatum.
It's time to switch.
To Gamemaker, that is.
You'd better switch.
You shall switch.
You'll definitely switch.
Without a single problem, you *will* switch to Gamemaker.
You *will* return to Gamemakerdom! I command it!
Return, return, return, return, return to Gamemakerdom!