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  1. Re:Hervé Villechaize on Wired Writer Imagines Google Island · · Score: -1, Troll

    Your bare rectum is rancid to such a degree that my cock sniffed it out from miles away! Now, with your asshole opening itself to my cock as if it's a circular door from a science fiction movie, I shall shove my cock into your feces-infested anus and let loose my tadpole friends. My dreams are finally realized! Let's begin! What say you?

  2. Re:And of course Apple has to have their version on Wired Writer Imagines Google Island · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    My, my, my! Your asshole is rancid, and it's also filled with feces! This is the greatest day of my entire life! I can scarcely believe that such a foul asshole presented itself to my fetid cock. What say my putrid cock and your rotting bowels get acquainted with one another? Afterwards, I can fill your disgusting rectum with my little white tadpole friends! Finally, after the two are married, I can whisper sweet nothings into your bare Bayer aspirin hole. We will make this a yoctosecond to remember! What say you?