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  1. Re:Next moon landing? on Buzz Aldrin Publishes Moon Expenses Form · · Score: 1

    Because that would require applying science, and we don't do that any more.

  2. Re:Tedious "lol government" editorializing on Buzz Aldrin Publishes Moon Expenses Form · · Score: 1

    "As if private corporations do not require expense reports. "

    I have to file expense reports too, and it's my company. Buchhaltern über alles

  3. Walnut and 16th St on Philadelphia Hackers and Others Offer Brotherly Love To Fallen Robot · · Score: 5, Funny

    This should have been the neighborhood where the robot landed. It's near UPenn and has an Apple store, but it also hosts a significant population of Linux Orthodox. Either group would have given him shelter, fresh downloaded updates and a pint of RustOleum for the road. Instead he ended up in the Windows part of town. Had he looked around and seen the graffitoed blue screen stop codes all over the walls, he could still have taken a bus to safety with his remaining Bitcoin. Situational awareness, people!

  4. Re:Why is this news? on Houston Firm NanoRacks To Take Chinese Experiment To International Space Station · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Why in hell are we keeping China out of the ISS, anyway? We should be welcoming them instead. They would probably double its size and boost it into an orbit that doesn't have to be continually refreshed due to atmospheric drag.

  5. Re:ARM EVERYBODY! on Counterterrorism Expert: It's Time To Give Companies Offensive Cybercapabilities · · Score: 1

    I wish I could locate that Onion article claiming that Walmart had eight nuclear bombs.

  6. Re:Oh boy, here we go... on Obama Unveils Major Climate Change Proposal · · Score: 1

    Humbug. Europe has coal towns that historically were so run-down that anthracite was considered a gemstone:
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

  7. Re:For the last goddamn time on Clinton Plan To Power Every US Home With Renewables By 2027 Is Achievable · · Score: 1

    I'm not suggesting that Hillary subsidize hydro, just that environmentalists be honest about accounting for it as a renewable source. They always include it when they say "30% of Rurethenia's power comes from renewables." because it sounds so much more noble than "2% of the country's power comes from wind, 1% from solar and 27% from Bigfukken Dam."

  8. I did my first coding in California on Leading the Computer Revolution In a Totalitarian State · · Score: 1

    I even know people who have done IT in Massachusetts.

  9. Re:Soviets actually bought IBM machines on Leading the Computer Revolution In a Totalitarian State · · Score: 1

    "A 1-bit rand function..."

    No, by now that would at least rand(6).

  10. Re:Obligatory on Soylent 2.0 Comes Bottled and Ready To Drink · · Score: 4, Funny

    Obviously, the vegans it's made from. This is revenge of the best kind - environmentally sensitive vengeance.

    Soylent , I would suggest following this up with a solid, sweetened product, in a variety of flavors, called Just Desserts

  11. Re:Answering calls? on Apple Testing Service That Allows Siri to Answer Calls and Transcribe Voicemail · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Like everyone else, I'm getting an increasing number of spam calls on my business cell. I can't whitelist (block all calls not in my Contacts) because some unknown numbers represent new customers. But if Siri can be programmed to recognize spammers and send them packing with a stream of choice expletives, this would be a godsend. To being with, spam calls usually begin with a short delay. Then there are the speech patterns advertisers and political wheedlers commonly use. Siri could even feed you through a "translucent" piece of the caller's spiel overlaid by its own "Shall I take this call?"

  12. Assume her figures are good. The huge catch is... on Clinton Plan To Power Every US Home With Renewables By 2027 Is Achievable · · Score: 0

    Since not every house is in the sunbelt and hot every dwelling is single-family with a large roof area, what she's talking about is having enough total renewables nationwide to supply all dwellings through the grid. That would mean implementing Smart Grid, the extensions to the current baseload grid to integrate small renewables (daytime excess from every house fed back into the grid) and medium renewables (wind and solar fields). The first step in implementing Smart Grid would be to install smart meters, which electronically report many times a day on each user's power flowing in either direction, so that a future Smart Grid can keep adjusting the fluctuating output of renewables to the fluctuating load.

    In my sun-drenched community, a few wealthy Republican early adopters have rooftop solar installations that supply all their needs. What do you think our Democrats are doing - waiting for subsidies to come through so they can install solar for themselves? No, they're out in the streets and packing public meetings, protesting against the smart meters because they believe that they emit "radiation" (the Democrat equivalent to "sin") of some kind. They even want Arizona Public Service to implement a special procedure to exempt them - the very people who are supposed to be supporting renewables - from the smart meter installation cycle.

    Hillary, you're going to have to find a way of getting through these meter-thick skulls before you can nave your nationwide renewable power generation.

  13. Re:For the last goddamn time on Clinton Plan To Power Every US Home With Renewables By 2027 Is Achievable · · Score: 1

    "naturally replenishing on a scale that is non-depletable in any practical sense at the present time"?

    But not counting hydro, even though it totally overwhelms all the other renewables, because it's Evil and Corporate.

  14. Let off in Philly, it walked into a Dunkin' Donut. on Hitchhiking Robot's Cross-Country Trip Ends In Philadelphia · · Score: 4, Funny

    And was set upon by a gang of cheap Windows Vista laptops that had been lounging around glomming the free WiFi. It was found face down behind the diner, stripped of all data, with its USB port full of viruses.

  15. Re: How do you... on Want To Fight Climate Change? Stop Cows From Burping · · Score: 1

    Bison once roamed over vast stretches of the country now occupied by farms and cities. Make up your mind, people: is man killing off all the large animals or promoting too many animals?

  16. Re:How do you... on Want To Fight Climate Change? Stop Cows From Burping · · Score: -1

    "You start with fighting human stupidity and ignorance."

    The whole idea that cow burps could produce enough carbon to destroy the planet is why so many people deny even the possibility that emitting industrial quantities of carbon can change the climate. It just makes the whole issue sound ridiculous. Methane may be 20 times as powerful a greenhouse gas as CO2, but because of its reactivity it does not persist in the atmosphere in the same way.

  17. Re:There have been 4 "Silicon Valleys". on Silicon Valley's Big Lie · · Score: 1

    "No, Fourth Silicon Valley, which is rife with Hipsters and social rejects, will not mine asteroids. But I think that the Fifth Silicon Valley very well could!"

    Yes, if Andrew Carnegie were alive today, he would live in Mountain View and call his company "Smeltly" rather than US Steel. But the ingathering of brainpower in the area will bring us new projects Let's allow them to bring an end to California's drought with cheap desalination.

  18. Re:They also believe on Silicon Valley's Big Lie · · Score: 0

    Question: Are you one and the same as the GayWad guy and the Moo Cow guy?

  19. Ohhhh, goodie! on In Korea, Smartphones Use Multipath TCP To Reach 1 Gbps · · Score: 1

    Now I'll be able to reach my monthly bandwidth cap in minutes, not hours.

  20. Re: This is just an attempt by the Republicans... on China's Island-Building In Pictures · · Score: 1

    Japan being a high-tech nation with a much smaller land area, they're going to genetically engineer a bioconcentrator that will mop up the cesium in their exclusion zone long before the 25 years is up.

    Nature points the way: http://pelagiaresearchlibrary....

  21. Re:Intervention? on China's Island-Building In Pictures · · Score: 1

    "Multiple exclamation marks is one of the most grievous grammatical gaffes generated these days."

    It's considered such bad form today that even the UK Daily Mail has stopped doing it.

  22. Re:HAHAHAHA! on Will Autonomous Cars Be the Insurance Industry's Napster Moment? · · Score: 1

    All states, so far as I know, have the option of posting a bond instead of getting mandatory auto insurance. If self-driving cars are going to be mostly owned by manufacturers and leasing companies, they might find the bonding option a savings over insurance because the risk is being spread over a big fleet of cars. Since that's all that insurance companies do, the reasoning will be, "Let's post our own bonds, pocketing the profit that would ordinarily go to some insurance company."

  23. Re:My experience on Munich Planning Highway System For Cyclists · · Score: 1

    One surprisingly bike-friendly city is Phoenix, which offers several hundred miles of off-road bike paths. And there may be only one train line, but it does go to the airport.

  24. Re:Snow on Munich Planning Highway System For Cyclists · · Score: 1

    Something tells me that even if there were snow removal on the bikeways, they're going to be deserted in the winter. And when it rains. Not exactly my idea of a commuter traffic reliever.

  25. Re:That's how the law usually works. on Google Rejects French Order For 'Right To Be Forgotten' · · Score: 2

    "If a Scotsman commits rape in France, he may be tried in England."

    No true Scotsman would commit rape in France.