Make them read, write, and breathe Perl for a set period of time. However, if you wish to reform these individuals, you must carefully monitor their status, lest they become one of the poor souls of the sort that contribute to the Obfuscated Perl contest and code CGI apps all day.
On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks. -- H. Allen Smith, "Let the Crabgrass Grow"
It is already the case that money will buy you the Presidency. All Microsoft is doing is bringing this into the digital age: Imagine an on-line store where one can place bids on various public offices. I can't wait for the DDoS's on that one.
Ours is a world of nuclear giants and ethical infants. -- General Omar N. Bradley
Microsoft is well known for producing top of the line quality software and is well respected around the industry as well as unanimously praised in all forums as being the saviours of mankind and the leaders of the free world.
You better start believing it, boy... they run the elections.
On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks. -- H. Allen Smith, "Let the Crabgrass Grow"
And if Slashdot ran the elections, who would win?
The Karma whores, the first-posters, the hot-grits trolls, the beowulf clusterers, Natalie Portman, or CmdrTaco?
On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks. -- H. Allen Smith, "Let the Crabgrass Grow"
Actually it makes me wonder: Instead of literate programming, are we getting programmable literature? I mean come on, why are these Markup Languages being used so damn widely in so many damn silly ways. They're for Text Formatting, not for making complex simulations! Next we'll be seeing editorial-based programming instead of functional or object-based. People!
On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks. -- H. Allen Smith, "Let the Crabgrass Grow"
What kind of nonsense is this? Everyone knows that we will use the safe, reliable Microsoft standard GEML to encode our genes that safely and reliably allow us to live. We wouldn't have it any other way!
On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks. -- H. Allen Smith, "Let the Crabgrass Grow"
I think we should encode HTML documents into the
genes of living people so that they can go
travelling and when they get to the destination
they can be re-assembled with all the other
people-fragments and viewed with some sort of
CAT-scan-browser. HTTP-over-Humans.
And if you want better bandwidth, you can sign up
for Broad-band: Only Females will be used to
transport the data.
On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks. -- H. Allen Smith, "Let the Crabgrass Grow"
So long as my child doesn't turn into a Javascript popup window.
And then there's the parallel between reproduction of the species and that damn close-browser-window-makes-more-windows-popup trick that some sites pull on you. And I don't mean the fact that its usually a porn site that does it.
On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks. -- H. Allen Smith, "Let the Crabgrass Grow"
There once was a girl from the Netherlands
Who liked wearing dresses with leather bands
She took off her skirt
In the midst of a flirt
And gave herself over to clever hands.
Slashdot Mirror
Make them read, write, and breathe Perl for a set period of time. However, if you wish to reform these individuals, you must carefully monitor their status, lest they become one of the poor souls of the sort that contribute to the Obfuscated Perl contest and code CGI apps all day.
On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks. -- H. Allen Smith, "Let the Crabgrass Grow"
Trolls
They're not just on MUDs anymore.
Ours is a world of nuclear giants and ethical infants. -- General Omar N. Bradley
It is already the case that money will buy you the Presidency. All Microsoft is doing is bringing this into the digital age: Imagine an on-line store where one can place bids on various public offices. I can't wait for the DDoS's on that one.
Ours is a world of nuclear giants and ethical infants. -- General Omar N. Bradley
Microsoft is well known for producing top of the line quality software and is well respected around the industry as well as unanimously praised in all forums as being the saviours of mankind and the leaders of the free world.
You better start believing it, boy... they run the elections.
On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks. -- H. Allen Smith, "Let the Crabgrass Grow"
And if Slashdot ran the elections, who would win?
The Karma whores, the first-posters, the hot-grits trolls, the beowulf clusterers, Natalie Portman, or CmdrTaco?
On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks. -- H. Allen Smith, "Let the Crabgrass Grow"
Major Security Flaw
On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks. -- H. Allen Smith, "Let the Crabgrass Grow"
This is why scientists write documents in LaTeX, not ASCII.
On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks. -- H. Allen Smith, "Let the Crabgrass Grow"
Actually it makes me wonder: Instead of literate programming, are we getting programmable literature? I mean come on, why are these Markup Languages being used so damn widely in so many damn silly ways. They're for Text Formatting, not for making complex simulations! Next we'll be seeing editorial-based programming instead of functional or object-based. People!
On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks. -- H. Allen Smith, "Let the Crabgrass Grow"
What kind of nonsense is this? Everyone knows that we will use the safe, reliable Microsoft standard GEML to encode our genes that safely and reliably allow us to live. We wouldn't have it any other way!
On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks. -- H. Allen Smith, "Let the Crabgrass Grow"
I think we should encode HTML documents into the
genes of living people so that they can go
travelling and when they get to the destination
they can be re-assembled with all the other
people-fragments and viewed with some sort of
CAT-scan-browser. HTTP-over-Humans.
And if you want better bandwidth, you can sign up
for Broad-band: Only Females will be used to
transport the data.
On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks. -- H. Allen Smith, "Let the Crabgrass Grow"
So long as my child doesn't turn into a Javascript popup window.
And then there's the parallel between reproduction of the species and that damn close-browser-window-makes-more-windows-popup trick that some sites pull on you. And I don't mean the fact that its usually a porn site that does it.
On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks. -- H. Allen Smith, "Let the Crabgrass Grow"
The Span shell.
But then again, WTF is "muy bein"?
On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks. -- H. Allen Smith, "Let the Crabgrass Grow"
Yeah and CaML. Wonder what sort of genes that has...
On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks. -- H. Allen Smith, "Let the Crabgrass Grow"
GeNeTeX
On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks. -- H. Allen Smith, "Let the Crabgrass Grow"
I can't wait! An arcade game where the objective is to root the guy on the machine next to you!
Then again, if you go to a university, this is probably already done.
Sure, rag on slashdot, and get moderated up. Damn moderators around here.
There once was a girl from the Netherlands
Who liked wearing dresses with leather bands
She took off her skirt
In the midst of a flirt
And gave herself over to clever hands.
Refreshed by a brief blackout, I got to my feet and went next door.