I'm gonna rape your sister, you troll. I'll tie her up and beat her senseless first, and then I'm gonna rape her tits with my tiny penis. And if you bitch, I'm gonna cut off your balls.
Get the FUCK off my website, you piece of shite. Eurekalert is run by someone who REFUSED TO HAVE ANAL SEX WITH ME. If you ever mention his website again on my Slashdot, I'll track you down, cut off your balls, and make soup with them...
Yes, I did eat your balls, troll. Why? Because you suck. You troll my precious baby of a website and you don't think I'd retaliate? I'm gonna eat your penis next, you awful, awful troll. Then... your FECES!!!
Ewww, how could you rape my sister? I mean, she's fat and ugly and her pussy smells like raw fish. Believe me, I tried to fuck her once, and damn... she's just unfuckable. Can't even get within 50 feet of her without vomiting from the smell. Her pussy's got maggots in it, WIPO. Stay away from her...
I agree completely. In fact, I think we should have Katz shot on sight next time he tries to send us one of those stupid, stupid stories of his (fuck your post-Columbine shit), but the other editors promised they'd cut off my balls and feed them to me if I tried. I think they like him because he performs perverse sexual favors for them.
That's a fucking lie. Go to hell, you awful, awful troll. If I ever meet you in real life I'll kick your ass from here to the Linux Conference. Mmmm... Linux... damnit, I'm so hot for my pet penguin right now I can't keep up the flaming... die, WIPO Troll.
God damn it, man, stop filling my precious Slashdot with such awful awful stories. Do we care if you shit your pants? No fucking way. Do we care that you had a whole pound and a half of shit up your butt before you finally let loose an explosion of turds all over yourself? Again, no. Get the fuck out.
Why does the WIPO Troll hate me so much? What did I ever do to him? I mean, he makes fun of me so much... always talking shit about me and my baby, Slashdot, and now he won't leave me alone just because I suck my sister's tits and her feet... what the hell's wrong with that? She's got nice nipples, and cute little toes....
Yes, I do. What's your point? They're firm and fun to play with. She likes it. Why shouldn't I lick her nipples? I mean, she's my sister, I'm supposed to play with her, right?...Right? I mean, who else would play with her if I didn't? It's not like she's remotely attractive anyway...
The WIPO Troll lives, lurking in the corners, waiting for you to post... he wants to flame you... he wants to crapflood... aw, hell, he just wants your penis to suck on!! He wants your balls to nibble on! He wants... your crotch hairs!!!
That WIPO Troll guy sure is funny... He likes to take dumps every couple days on my baby, Slashdot... I'll show him... *changes WIPO Troll's password and giggles maniacally* That'll show him!!!
You're a poast wh0re and you're gonna get bitchslapped back into the Dark Ages. Now get down on your knees and kiss my boots or I'll take Slashdot away from you forever!!!
waaaa you can't do that thyatsubmnevil you cant steal our openn sauce softwear or well whine and scream and throw hissie fits and mkjehjb mnas;kurfy eijbnmbc dsnv oh gotd why do i bother im saich a bpiece of shiet i know bvut i ti sadb i should stop posting storiies to slashdart nad njust go kill myslef...
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I'm gonna rape your sister, you troll. I'll tie her up and beat her senseless first, and then I'm gonna rape her tits with my tiny penis. And if you bitch, I'm gonna cut off your balls.
Get the FUCK off my website, you piece of shite. Eurekalert is run by someone who REFUSED TO HAVE ANAL SEX WITH ME. If you ever mention his website again on my Slashdot, I'll track you down, cut off your balls, and make soup with them...
And your balls tasted like rotten flesh.
I want to rape George Bush's puckered anus. Yes, I do.
Ewww, how could you rape my sister? I mean, she's fat and ugly and her pussy smells like raw fish. Believe me, I tried to fuck her once, and damn... she's just unfuckable. Can't even get within 50 feet of her without vomiting from the smell. Her pussy's got maggots in it, WIPO. Stay away from her...
Stop that!!! Stop trolling!!!
*cries*
I agree completely. In fact, I think we should have Katz shot on sight next time he tries to send us one of those stupid, stupid stories of his (fuck your post-Columbine shit), but the other editors promised they'd cut off my balls and feed them to me if I tried. I think they like him because he performs perverse sexual favors for them.
That's a fucking lie. Go to hell, you awful, awful troll. If I ever meet you in real life I'll kick your ass from here to the Linux Conference. Mmmm... Linux... damnit, I'm so hot for my pet penguin right now I can't keep up the flaming... die, WIPO Troll.
God damn it, man, stop filling my precious Slashdot with such awful awful stories. Do we care if you shit your pants? No fucking way. Do we care that you had a whole pound and a half of shit up your butt before you finally let loose an explosion of turds all over yourself? Again, no. Get the fuck out.
Trolling makes Baby Taco cry...
Why does the WIPO Troll hate me so much? What did I ever do to him? I mean, he makes fun of me so much... always talking shit about me and my baby, Slashdot, and now he won't leave me alone just because I suck my sister's tits and her feet... what the hell's wrong with that? She's got nice nipples, and cute little toes....
That was beyond clever.
*wanks off for a bit*
Thank you. Carry on.
Yes, I do. What's your point? They're firm and fun to play with. She likes it. Why shouldn't I lick her nipples? I mean, she's my sister, I'm supposed to play with her, right? ...Right? I mean, who else would play with her if I didn't? It's not like she's remotely attractive anyway...
*sniffles* You made Baby Taco cry...
The WIPO Troll lives, lurking in the corners, waiting for you to post... he wants to flame you... he wants to crapflood... aw, hell, he just wants your penis to suck on!! He wants your balls to nibble on! He wants... your crotch hairs!!!
(WIPO Troll? Who, me? No, never!!)
Uhhhh.... Slashdot smells so bad... so, so bad... I think that WIPO Troll guy took another dump on it...
They do put my werk on thr frnot paeg... i own slashdit rememeber?? I putt all my werk all over thsi sight, cant you tel?
Hey!!! I'm gonna cry now.. you've hurt my feelings...
That WIPO Troll guy sure is funny... He likes to take dumps every couple days on my baby, Slashdot... I'll show him... *changes WIPO Troll's password and giggles maniacally* That'll show him!!!
Well, it's been stricken from the Earth now. How dare some troll post that ugly ugly thing on my baby, Slashdot!? I'll smite him next... Evil troll...
You're a poast wh0re and you're gonna get bitchslapped back into the Dark Ages. Now get down on your knees and kiss my boots or I'll take Slashdot away from you forever!!!
You shouldn't make fun of the WIPO Troll like that. Last person that tried to make fun of him like that ended up like this guy.
/ME starts to cry...
waaaa you can't do that thyatsubmnevil you cant steal our openn sauce softwear or well whine and scream and throw hissie fits and mkjehjb mnas;kurfy eijbnmbc dsnv oh gotd why do i bother im saich a bpiece of shiet i know bvut i ti sadb i should stop posting storiies to slashdart nad njust go kill myslef...