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  1. plan 9 for R.I.Double-eh? on A Love Song For Napster · · Score: 1
    First we tax canadians on digital media purchase and spend money on a big party. Now invite techs to party get them drunk and help them to make decision on secure initiatives. (Our drunk techs special e/m sheild all new equipment.)

    The biggest threat to more parties is costly and endless and absurd court battles we read about in Discover. We will always enjoy the endless waste of resources in most media production rather than endless wasting in courtrooms as indicated by Larnier.

    Now one special day (coinciding with Star Wars final [final!] release of conclusion episode - on DVD) we detonate special official James Bond licensed EMP and destroy all old analog equipment while new equipment survives. Side-eFfeKTs easily distributed by one-world free-trade agreement (lalala the one between rad. dust and the atmosphere)

    MTV news will say "Media (-drug-) War Rages On. Bombing The World (-small countries/poverty stricken people-) Does Nothing. People Still Do Things We Tell Them Not To Do...!!quote terminated - credit number rejected!!

    And we R.I.Double-eh? emerge onto roof of tower and secretly watch the analog sunset, and wonder-wonder how all those tiny little c.o.n.s.u.m.e.r.s. (where are the people?) still slip-slip through our fingers.