Yeeeeeeehhaaaawwwwwwww! You tell 'em, cowboy! Giddyup, lil cowpokes! I'm gonna rustle up me some MP3's... AND SHOVE THEM RIGHT UP YOUR ASS!
Napster can suck me, the fucking prostitutes. Napster - whore of the internet!
Re:A simple and clear concept -- WAY offtopic!!!!!
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I'm more fond of the posts of "Lover's Arrival, Tha" and "Lover's Arrival, Thu". They make me laugh. Of course, so did "Lover's Arrival, The", but in a much sadder way.
browsers didn't go to hell in a handbasket... the whole motherfuckin' web went to hell once marketing ass-fucks got a-hold of it. "yes, we can sell everything on the web" like hell... e-commerce my ass, what a fuckin' joke. And microsoft ain't helpin', with their ill-concieved satan-spawned agendas... buncha fuckin' morons.
Age generally matters the older you get. Once you have aged, you get older all the time, and since there is no way around this, you will age indefinitely, or until your untimely demise.
Why does age matter? Well, this is quite simple. As we get older, we have the tendecy to get fatter and smellier. Frequenst bathing cannot reverse the odor, and exercise cannot debunk the weight gain. It happens, shit happens, and age happens to be shitty. Just think about it: in the time it took you to read this, you have aged. At this rate, you'll get older and older every second! It staggers the imagination.
And the worst part of aging has got to be sex. Fucking is just not the same when you're ninety-eight years old.
IMO, we should put a moratorium on aging. The punishment for all who age should be death!
you dumb fucks actually modded this fuck up again. good god, people, have you no sense anymore?
IMO, Urban Existentialists will be the curse of slashdot. They are becoming ever more frequent, and are frighteningly easy to implement. How are we to defend the moral upright citizens from attack when you can grab a hotmail address and troll away? Script Kiddies, with long winded trolls running amock, who needs 'em?
The e-economy is like a shining jewel, eh? Man, you smoke too much fuckin' pot, dude... lay off the weed.
My suggestion is to nuke your sorry ass off the planet, but that'd be unfair to those unfortunate enough to be near you.
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too bad that's not the case.
unintentionally, even.
without effort.
stick that in your pipe and smoke it.
Hey, ever been to Maine?
Napster can suck me, the fucking prostitutes. Napster - whore of the internet!
may his writhing soul rot in pieces
Face it, the web sucks ass.
ya know? the fuckin' things that plug in and raise little bumps so you can feel the text - ya know? motherfuckin' braille...
moron.
That makes me happy.
If the Lover's Arrival were to Kiss the Blade, would there be a big party?
Why does age matter? Well, this is quite simple. As we get older, we have the tendecy to get fatter and smellier. Frequenst bathing cannot reverse the odor, and exercise cannot debunk the weight gain. It happens, shit happens, and age happens to be shitty. Just think about it: in the time it took you to read this, you have aged. At this rate, you'll get older and older every second! It staggers the imagination.
And the worst part of aging has got to be sex. Fucking is just not the same when you're ninety-eight years old.
IMO, we should put a moratorium on aging. The punishment for all who age should be death!
IMO, Urban Existentialists will be the curse of slashdot. They are becoming ever more frequent, and are frighteningly easy to implement. How are we to defend the moral upright citizens from attack when you can grab a hotmail address and troll away? Script Kiddies, with long winded trolls running amock, who needs 'em?
The e-economy is like a shining jewel, eh? Man, you smoke too much fuckin' pot, dude... lay off the weed.
My suggestion is to nuke your sorry ass off the planet, but that'd be unfair to those unfortunate enough to be near you.
not to mention, that would be quite a silly thing to get mad about. maybe I just enjoy getting banned alot?