My girlfriend is always wondering what i'm doing at work, i sometimes tries to explain it to her (i'm a unix sysadm), but she gets that weird look when i say compile, debug and alike:)
To give her the impression, that it's understandable to her, whenever i install a new server, i call her up and ask her to name it...
And theres the added bonus, that whenever you ssh into one of your servers, you will be reminded og her long-ago dead puppy... heh
/*
* [...] Note that 120 sec is defined in the protocol as the maximum
* possible RTT. I guess we'll have to use something other than TCP
* to talk to the University of Mars.
* PAWS allows us longer timeouts and large windows, so once implemented
* ftp to mars will work nicely.
*/
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Serious!
:)
My girlfriend is always wondering what i'm doing at work, i sometimes tries to explain it to her (i'm a unix sysadm), but she gets that weird look when i say compile, debug and alike
To give her the impression, that it's understandable to her, whenever i install a new server, i call her up and ask her to name it...
And theres the added bonus, that whenever you ssh into one of your servers, you will be reminded og her long-ago dead puppy... heh
Quick fix:
#define free(p) "free(p); p=NULL"
Oh thank god!
I was afriad that my ever-expanding-highly-illegal-eleet mp3 collection would soon be bigger than linux could handle!
This should do it - for a while!
Does this mean that i can finally just traceroute my money to see where the hell they went?
Reminds me of some old fortune snippet:
/usr/src/linux/net/inet/tcp.c, concerning RTT [round trip time]
/*
* [...] Note that 120 sec is defined in the protocol as the maximum
* possible RTT. I guess we'll have to use something other than TCP
* to talk to the University of Mars.
* PAWS allows us longer timeouts and large windows, so once implemented
* ftp to mars will work nicely.
*/
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