That's what you get, a bunch of pseudo-pornographic second-rate adventure games to play on your "wonderful" linux computer. If you want to play games, use a windows machine.
If your "linux" can truly do anything, I'd like to see you lifeless geeks write something that will get me heroin.
Let's see what Larry does when I type in "Shoot heroin".
I was on that asteroid the other day, when I smoked waaay too much weed, combined with some cheap moonshine and a large dose of heroin.
Not only did I touch down on Eros and meet the aliens that lived there, I also visited the depths of Uranus and the far side of the moon. Spark that shit up.
My CPU gets too hot because I'm too cheap to buy a fan, plus my insurance business is all just a big fucking scam anyways.
So, all I do is install a spoon on top of my CPU socket. Then I put my dope there (I rig my spoon real tight, because I spent my rent check on that shit), cook it up, and shoot in into my scrotum (I ran out of veins to tap).
Then I listen to Better than Ezra and node all night. I love heroin.
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If your "linux" can truly do anything, I'd like to see you lifeless geeks write something that will get me heroin.
Let's see what Larry does when I type in "Shoot heroin".
Not only did I touch down on Eros and meet the aliens that lived there, I also visited the depths of Uranus and the far side of the moon. Spark that shit up.
So, all I do is install a spoon on top of my CPU socket. Then I put my dope there (I rig my spoon real tight, because I spent my rent check on that shit), cook it up, and shoot in into my scrotum (I ran out of veins to tap).
Then I listen to Better than Ezra and node all night. I love heroin.