Why, just the other day, I was on Slashdot, trolling on about Buckyballs. I of course had no idea what the fuck I was takling about at the time, but I was hoping to attract someone nice to get laid.
But the appearance of this article on Buckyballs only proves that I am not just a mere rambling, inane whore, but that I am also a powerful psychic! You should all fear my powers of advanced perception.
I pledge that I shall not use my powers for anything other than trying to craft the finest trolls, in order to whore all the karma I can. I have heard that it is easier to get laid if one has accumulated a high amount of Karma.
Please, when reading all of my comments, remember that I am a genius, and that I knew all before you ever could have due to my supernatural psychic abilities.
I am ashamed that the ABA even exists. Why do we need yet another outlet for alcoholics? To have an association to support bars is absurd. What about pubs, inns, and the like? Why are they excluded?
It is a travesty of justice that the Bar Association has such levels of power and influence. It does not take much skill to produce mixed drinks, or to pour a brew. How can we let such lush, drunken bastards have such control over our lives?
Why? Such a waste of time! You could be much better off trolling between my legs!
Re:Geeks and filesystems.
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Geeks seem to have an obsession with masturbating filesystems, memory lapse, hard"drive" palpitations and so forth as everyday blow jobs. For example, I recently saw someone fucking their filesystem as though it was a loose whore, which was extremely odd to view, as I am a loose whore.
Why do geeks do this? I would hazard that it is because they are so incredibally obsessed with the innards of their penises, that they desire to merge my vagina with it, to create a symbiosis of the external tangible world and the internal world of "software".
One can see this motivation in Virtual Porn and oral sex, artificial life and inflatable dolls. A fascination with nonreal copulations can enegender loneliness. What better way to escape this loneliness by fucking everything and everyone! Especially me, since I'm such a huge whore!
Through this sexual experience, geeks can become better adapted to the whores.
I do? That kicks ass! I'm in the mood to pillage! Rape the women... oh, wait, that's me! Fuck me! I'm a whore, and a Karma Whore... its all the same, you know!
Slashdot Mirror
Do me, please?
Yours truly,
Heidi
But the appearance of this article on Buckyballs only proves that I am not just a mere rambling, inane whore, but that I am also a powerful psychic! You should all fear my powers of advanced perception.
I pledge that I shall not use my powers for anything other than trying to craft the finest trolls, in order to whore all the karma I can. I have heard that it is easier to get laid if one has accumulated a high amount of Karma.
Please, when reading all of my comments, remember that I am a genius, and that I knew all before you ever could have due to my supernatural psychic abilities.
It is a travesty of justice that the Bar Association has such levels of power and influence. It does not take much skill to produce mixed drinks, or to pour a brew. How can we let such lush, drunken bastards have such control over our lives?
Why do geeks do this? I would hazard that it is because they are so incredibally obsessed with the innards of their penises, that they desire to merge my vagina with it, to create a symbiosis of the external tangible world and the internal world of "software".
One can see this motivation in Virtual Porn and oral sex, artificial life and inflatable dolls. A fascination with nonreal copulations can enegender loneliness. What better way to escape this loneliness by fucking everything and everyone! Especially me, since I'm such a huge whore!
Through this sexual experience, geeks can become better adapted to the whores.
Aren't I pretty enough?
Am I not your type? I could change! I could change for you! I want you to want me!
I, for one, won't take this lying down... oh, wait, yes I will. I just love interstellar politics.