User: beatbox32

Re:McDonald's

On: Simpsons Fan Creates Real Tomacco Plant

What do you bet that McDonald's will start using these tomatoes to make us all addicted to their salads and burgers? :P

Yeah, no kidding! And then I can sue them when I get really fat and my health turns to sh... oh wait, I can do that now.

Can't scribble

On: Barnes and Noble Drops Ebooks

I much prefer to use something I can scribble notes all over and easily highlight. I have not found anything nearly so convenient for this as paper, in the ebook software forum. I don't mind reading a few articles on my PocketPC, but anything more then that, to me, is more pain than dishing out the bucks for something paperbound.

hardee har har

On: Origami Helps Cellphone Cameras To Focus

Applying an alternating current to the crystals induces a mini "Mexican wave" around the ring that turns the lens.

<racist>
Being a people of mostly short stature, aren't all "Mexican waves" considered "mini"?
</racist>

Re:Security isn't something you "cook"

On: Linux Security Cookbook

Where do you work and are they hiring?

Oh that Dr. Blob....

On: Cheapass Games On Being Cheap And Good

including Dr Blob's Organism.

C'mon!! I know I'm not the only one that saw Dr. Blob's Orgasm. Now that's what I'd call entertainment.

Dew Respect

On: Interview Responses From BitTorrent's Bram Cohen

With all dew respect to the effort taken, the rest is just functional glue that allows the system to work as it should.

That's right, never disrespect the Dew!! Never!!

Re:Thank you Wired.

On: A Hydrogen-Based Economy

Or possibly it has something to do with geopolitics? Nah..

$cience!!

On: Where Should Space Exploration Go From Here?

Let us pour our funds into NASA so that we may find our true lord, Xenu!

Re:Off topic but related - Prey

On: The Rise And Fall of Ion Storm

Oh. About Prey? Well, rumors are 3DRealms are working on a second game to come after Duke Nukem Forever - even if it's not Prey, I bet it's something based off the Prey engine.

Excellent! I will have my grandson tell me what it's like when he dies and meets me on the other side.

Beatbox32
You don't wear the monkey...the monkey wears you.

har har har

On: NAI Labs releases LOMAC, a kernel security extension

I just thought it was funny that I work for a company called LOMAC Information Systems. har har har.

Bye.