Okay, so I'm responding to a troll. So sue me. This tripe is so wrong, I don't care if it's a troll or not, I won't be able to sleep unless I get this off my chest. You said:
He spent some time in a western European city, where he discovered that it was perfectly okay to like gay pornography.
While I have no problem believing that Western Europe would foster such an attitude, it must be said that it is not okay.. repeat, not okay to like homosexual ("gay") pornography. I realize that by saying this, I will be nailed to the cross of political correctness and moderated down into the deepest and darkest depths of Slashdot hell. I don't care. I really don't.
I have a neighbor who is a homosexual and it is nearly impossible to get to sleep at night, due to the fact that he blares Gloria Gaynor records far into the night. While a moral family man would spend his money on feeding and clothing his children, this degenerate blows his entire paycheck on Streisand videos, Hello Kitty tote-bags, and chocolate flavored cock rings. Only a bald-faced liberal would suggest that this state of affairs is acceptable; it is sad indeed that decent people have to struggle to get by while homosexuals can peel around in European sports cars and skin-tight halter tops.
I guess what is needed is a tax on homosexuality. If you're a homosexual, then fine; you owe the government an additional 25% of your income. This should make up for the money that these people would be spending on normal family merchandise if they were not involved in such a vulgar and degenerate lifestyle. It would also pave the way for a sizable tax cut among the moral population of America, which is something that it desperately needs.
Now, I know what you're thinking: this troll started out as obvious, hackneyed, and overdone, and soon became ridiculous, reaching, and downright pathetic, but God damn it.. I have already typed this much, and I am not going to throw it away simply because there were no berries on the bush. I am a moral man. I am a decent man. I am a family man.
Okay, so I'm responding to a troll. So sue me. This tripe is so wrong, I don't care if it's a troll or not, I won't be able to sleep unless I get this off my chest. You said:
.. repeat, not okay to like homosexual ("gay") pornography. I realize that by saying this, I will be nailed to the cross of political correctness and moderated down into the deepest and darkest depths of Slashdot hell. I don't care. I really don't.
.. I have already typed this much, and I am not going to throw it away simply because there were no berries on the bush. I am a moral man. I am a decent man. I am a family man.
He spent some time in a western European city, where he discovered that it was perfectly okay to like gay pornography.
While I have no problem believing that Western Europe would foster such an attitude, it must be said that it is not okay
I have a neighbor who is a homosexual and it is nearly impossible to get to sleep at night, due to the fact that he blares Gloria Gaynor records far into the night. While a moral family man would spend his money on feeding and clothing his children, this degenerate blows his entire paycheck on Streisand videos, Hello Kitty tote-bags, and chocolate flavored cock rings. Only a bald-faced liberal would suggest that this state of affairs is acceptable; it is sad indeed that decent people have to struggle to get by while homosexuals can peel around in European sports cars and skin-tight halter tops.
I guess what is needed is a tax on homosexuality. If you're a homosexual, then fine; you owe the government an additional 25% of your income. This should make up for the money that these people would be spending on normal family merchandise if they were not involved in such a vulgar and degenerate lifestyle. It would also pave the way for a sizable tax cut among the moral population of America, which is something that it desperately needs.
Now, I know what you're thinking: this troll started out as obvious, hackneyed, and overdone, and soon became ridiculous, reaching, and downright pathetic, but God damn it
I shall survive.