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  1. Behind the name... on Review: Pearl Harbor · · Score: 1
    PEARL =
    Practical Extraction And Report Language.

    Now, can someone please explain what the term 'practical' is doing in the name of that language?

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  2. Re:Just clean house once in a while! on Computers Breeding Harmful Fungus · · Score: 1
    > YOUR LUNGS! You can't swab them out with alchohol.

    I bet some people do..

    Rather appropriately to the story - just as I was writing this, a big spider landed on my shoulder. As if I wasn't deep enough on the web already.

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  3. Re:goatse.cx on Patented Food Threatens Crop Improvements · · Score: 1

    I did try an onMouseOver hack to display the NYTimes URL on the statusbar, but the filters here are too smart even for me. Shame. I'll punish myself by looking at the goatse.cx guy for a minute. Thank you.

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  4. I-D card (not the needle joke) on Cyber-Policing In India: Bye-Bye, Anonymity · · Score: 1

    Is it just me, don't you think "I-D" looks like a really k3w1 emoticon? Think about it. Why would you spell "ID" with a hyphen anyway?

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  5. Re:How are you gentlemen! on The DNA Bomb · · Score: 1
    :-)

    We're the killer team of /. crackpots (slashpots)...

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  6. How are you gentlemen! on The DNA Bomb · · Score: 1

    All your base pair are belong to us.

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  7. Invasion of the Microbot$ on Caldera Mulling Alternate Licenses · · Score: 5

    Stallman says add to this code and you are one of us. Gates says use this code and you belong to us.

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  8. Battery life? on A Peep From Transmeta And Toshiba (And RLX) · · Score: 1
    OK, we all know that processor power consumption isn't everything. But let's keep the general idea of reduced power. Does it still mean longer battery life?

    I mean, it seems to be the case with laptops that whenever they invent a better battery technology, they use up all that power for the latest Hexium XIV+++ @ 1.6 helluvahertz and the largest possible backlit TFT display (which, btw, is starting to give a retro feeling of those lovely luggables).

    So they might just cut down battery sizes and use the power reduction only to market it as lighter and smaller. OK for some people that might just be what they want but /dev/me wants a fscking computer not a hey-look-my-pute-is-smaller-than-yours-oh-ignore-t he-fact-that-the-battery-dies-so-quickly. Damn.

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  9. pre-cyber-industrial age on Color Photography with B&W Film · · Score: 1

    The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a LIVE channel.

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  10. Sir ACC on Color Photography with B&W Film · · Score: 2

    "Any sufficiently advanced technology is inseparable from pr0n."

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  11. Can you imagine... on Mosix 1.0 Released · · Score: 1

    ..ah, never mind.

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  12. Someone had to say it on Genetically Modified Humans Born · · Score: 1

    All Your BASE PAIR Are Belong To Us.

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  13. Radioactivity? on Genetically Modified Humans Born · · Score: 2

    Phew. Fortunately it was not _nuclear_ DNA.

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  14. Re:Just one question ... on GNU and the General Public Employment Contract? · · Score: 1
    What is a lisence?

    It has something to do with the verb `pursuade'.

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  15. What `BSD' means in the context of Windows on TrustedBSD Supports Windows NT ACLs With Samba · · Score: 2
    Blue Screen of Death.

    And I thought you get enough BSDs on Windoze even without the official FreeBlueScreenofDeath `service pack'.

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  16. Re:Third world countries on Fission in a Box · · Score: 1
    Why don't we write LiGNUx and keep saying Linux?

    Because that would be pronounced 'lie-nux' instead of the correct 'lee-nux'. If you got a problem with this, go check for example ftp://ftp.kernel.org/pub/linux/kernel/SillySounds/ for personal advice from Linus the Great. This is in fact the pronunciation because in Finland the name Linus is pronounced 'leenus'.

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  17. Re:Help on Catch (Watch) A Falling Star · · Score: 1

    Where the fsck did you get a copy? All I can see on opera.com is a beta 7, though that seems to work fine.

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  18. I understand. on Remembering 2001 in 2001 · · Score: 1

    And understanding is happiness, she thought.

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  19. In other news... on Cloned Animals Show Grave Health Problems · · Score: 4
    Researchers Find Big Risk of Defect in Cloning UNIX

    Before Linux's debut in 1991, scientists thought UNIX could not be cloned.

    "With cloning a UNIX, you are asking a kernel to recompile in minutes or, at most, in hours," said Dr. Echalan, a professor of CS at the Whitbread Institute at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology. "That's where the major problem is."

    Some scientists say they shudder to think what might happen if Windows(TM) is cloned with today's techniques. While arguments over the ethics of cloning Windows have dominated the debate, these scientists say the real issue is the likelihood that clones would have source abnormalities that could result in stable and reliable operation. Until that problem is solved, they say, cloning Windows should be out of the question.

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  20. too is wun on The "Omega Number" & Foundations of Math · · Score: 1
    Here goes:

    a = b
    a^2 = ab
    a^2 - b^2 = ab - b^2
    (a - b)(a + b) = (a - b)b
    a + b = b
    2b = b
    2 = 1

    QED/QCD.

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  21. How to prevent such incidents in the future on Sophomore Uses List Context; Cops Interrogate · · Score: 1

    Use Python.

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