Insert subject into consumable refractory casket.
Lower and seal consumable casket head; presumably a high quality optical port (sapphire? We are living in the ultimate age of decadence, after all).
Attach xenon-pumped X Ray impulse driver head. Confirm governor_pardon=0. Verified state android hands over execution to firing computer. Random number generator determines X-Ray frequency for identification of remains.
Apply, I don't know...50MJ to the chamber, as in a 1 second impulse at 50 megawatts? That would require a half acre substation and cap bank - but again, this is government money, folks. After 1 second exposure to the output of a submarine reactor in the space of a phone booth, I would expect the subject to be glowing on his chair. If not, raise cap bank to 250 megajoules. Not a problem, as long as we leverage the public bonds properly.
Cool remains and transfer custody to family or state.
** I am basically, practically, almost, completely, 99.995% against capital punishment... **
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Insert subject into consumable refractory casket. Lower and seal consumable casket head; presumably a high quality optical port (sapphire? We are living in the ultimate age of decadence, after all). Attach xenon-pumped X Ray impulse driver head. Confirm governor_pardon=0. Verified state android hands over execution to firing computer. Random number generator determines X-Ray frequency for identification of remains. Apply, I don't know...50MJ to the chamber, as in a 1 second impulse at 50 megawatts? That would require a half acre substation and cap bank - but again, this is government money, folks. After 1 second exposure to the output of a submarine reactor in the space of a phone booth, I would expect the subject to be glowing on his chair. If not, raise cap bank to 250 megajoules. Not a problem, as long as we leverage the public bonds properly. Cool remains and transfer custody to family or state. ** I am basically, practically, almost, completely, 99.995% against capital punishment... **