I made a mandatory IQ Test for all current and new users followed by an official sounding letter explaining how the mudding environment is affected not only by the system and staff but also by their mudding peers. So, I justified deleting any accounts of people that scored less than 60 on the IQ Test (the questions were real too).
Then, I added a paragraph saying that their IQ is determined by the time consumed in taking the test and the correctness of the answers. (Keep in mind, everyone scripts.. so there were a ton of scripts just chilling in the Polls and Questionnaires section. ) And their personal score was a [53].
Oh man. You should have seen the emails I got. Some people have more than one account.. and they got the same message for each account.. you'd think they'd figure out that everyone got a 53 right? NO.
I logged onto the system later, and this guy was being a total prick (about something else). So I suspended his ass. And someone asked what happened and I told them that the guy got a 52 on his IQ Test. Then the other moron goes, "oh damn.. that coulda been me.. I got a 53!"
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I made a mandatory IQ Test for all current and new users followed by an official sounding letter explaining how the mudding environment is affected not only by the system and staff but also by their mudding peers. So, I justified deleting any accounts of people that scored less than 60 on the IQ Test (the questions were real too).
Then, I added a paragraph saying that their IQ is determined by the time consumed in taking the test and the correctness of the answers. (Keep in mind, everyone scripts.. so there were a ton of scripts just chilling in the Polls and Questionnaires section. ) And their personal score was a [53].
Oh man. You should have seen the emails I got. Some people have more than one account.. and they got the same message for each account.. you'd think they'd figure out that everyone got a 53 right? NO.
I logged onto the system later, and this guy was being a total prick (about something else). So I suspended his ass. And someone asked what happened and I told them that the guy got a 52 on his IQ Test. Then the other moron goes, "oh damn.. that coulda been me.. I got a 53!"
I rest my case. Mud kills brain cells.