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  1. What the fuck? on PHP At 20: From Pet Project To Powerhouse · · Score: 1

    Are you stupid or something?

    Oh wait, you are an uneducated PHP monkey, of course you are stupid.

    Try installing PHP from scratch and come back here with your bullshit. It is only easy because all the work was done for you. If you want to setup PHP where it is only 90% insecure instead of 100%, add about 6 days of work.

    PHP is not easy for a beginner because it is insecure by default and tons of errors get ignored. It is not easy for a professional because it is so damn hard to not fuck something up. PHP is the only language that makes doing the wrong thing easy and encouraged and doing the right thing difficult.

    Ask any Facebook programmer what they think of PHP. They will all say it is utter dogshit.

    As for Ruby it is trivially easy to set up and set up in a correct and secure manner.

    I can go from blank VM with only the base OS installed to a fully installed and configured Rails app in 20 minutes, without anything but bash.

    wget ruby_url/

    tar -zxf ruby.version.tar.gz

    cd ruby ./configure

    make && make install

    gem update --system

    gem install bundler

    gem install passenger

    passenger-install-nginx-module

    cd to location of rails app

    hg clone rails_app

    cd rails_app

    bundle install

    rake db:migrate

    rake db:seed #if db needs some default entries

    rake assets:precompile

    #paste in a few lines in nginx.conf

    start nginx

    That is 20 minutes in a slow instance. That all can be easily scripted

    To update the rails app

    hg pull

    hg update

    #precompile assets and run bundler if needed

    passenger-config restart-app

    or you can automate that will capistrano which makes it cap deploy It is even easier on Heroku.

    Fucking PHP cretins need to die in a fire and stop making the internet such a dangerous place.

    You losers are a blight on my craft. Programming is a professional endeavor. If you aren't intelligent enough to get properly educated, get the fuck out.

    Only PHP retards would read PHP for fucking numbskills, copy/paste some insecure code and call themselves professionals.

    You jackasses are the reason we need a professional society with a required certification needed to produce public-facing code. Like real engineers.

  2. Re:Cue non-programmers linking "A fractal of bad d on PHP At 20: From Pet Project To Powerhouse · · Score: 1

    +100000 All the butt hurt PHP losers hate it when you point out that they are untrained.