Microsoft is taking a poll to find a new job for "Clippy". I propose that Clippy be hired as an apologist for the BSOD for both Windoze crashes (e.g., "I'm sorry about the bloated and sloppily implemented (but feature enhanced) code that caused your Windows to crash again) and for the subsequent Scandisk screen (e.g., "Windows was not shut down properly. If you don't want to see this message again, I suggest moving to a different operating system"). It won't improve the OS, but it might make me feel better.
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Microsoft is taking a poll to find a new job for "Clippy". I propose that Clippy be hired as an apologist for the BSOD for both Windoze crashes (e.g., "I'm sorry about the bloated and sloppily implemented (but feature enhanced) code that caused your Windows to crash again) and for the subsequent Scandisk screen (e.g., "Windows was not shut down properly. If you don't want to see this message again, I suggest moving to a different operating system"). It won't improve the OS, but it might make me feel better.