you should eat more fiber; firm that shit up. wouldn't be so bad if it were a solid loaf, but it sounds like you're pooping soup. have you been eating a lot of spicy, or is it the drinking?
Mr. Brown: O.K., let me tell you what Slashdot's about. It's all about this CmdrTaco who's a regular fuck machine, I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick. Mr. Blue: How many dicks is that? Mr. White: A lot. Mr. Brown: Then one day he meets this John Holmes motherfucker and it's like, whoa baby, I mean this cat is like Charles Bronson in the Great Escape, he's digging tunnels. Now, he's gettin the serious dick action and he's feeling something he ain't felt since forever. Pain. Pain. It hurts him. It shouldn't hurt him, you know his asshole should be Bubble Yum by now, but when this cat fucks him it hurts. It hurts just like it did the first time. You see the pain is reminding a fuck machine what it once was like to be a virgin. Hence, "Like a virgin."
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you should eat more fiber; firm that shit up. wouldn't be so bad if it were a solid loaf, but it sounds like you're pooping soup. have you been eating a lot of spicy, or is it the drinking?
Mr. Brown: O.K., let me tell you what Slashdot's about. It's all about this CmdrTaco who's a regular fuck machine, I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick.
Mr. Blue: How many dicks is that?
Mr. White: A lot.
Mr. Brown: Then one day he meets this John Holmes motherfucker and it's like, whoa baby, I mean this cat is like Charles Bronson in the Great Escape, he's digging tunnels. Now, he's gettin the serious dick action and he's feeling something he ain't felt since forever. Pain. Pain. It hurts him. It shouldn't hurt him, you know his asshole should be Bubble Yum by now, but when this cat fucks him it hurts. It hurts just like it did the first time. You see the pain is reminding a fuck machine what it once was like to be a virgin. Hence, "Like a virgin."
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