User: Phlarmf

Re:Bring out your dead...

On: Microsoft Refuses To Fix NT 4.0 Exploit

customer: Here's one.
cart master: Ninepence.
dead person: I'm not dead!
cart master: What?
customer: Nothing. Here's your ninepence.
dead person: I'm not dead!
cart master: Look 'ere, he says he's not dead!
customer: Yes he is.
dead person: I'm not!
cart master: He isn't?
customer: Well, he will be soon. He's very ill.
dead person: I'm getting better!
customer: No, you're not. You'll be stone dead in a moment.
cart master: Oh, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.
dead person: I don't want to go on the cart!
customer: Oh, don't be such a baby.
cart master: I can't take him.
dead person: I feel fine!
customer: C'mon, do us a favour.
cart master: I can't.
customer: Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes? He won't be long.
cart master: No, I've got to go to the Robinsons'. They've lost nine today.
customer: Well, when's your next round?
cart master: Thursday.
dead person: I think I'll go for a walk.
customer: You're not fooling anyone, you know. Look, isn't there something you can do?
dead person: [singing] I feel happy. I feel happ...
**whomp!**
customer: Ah, thanks very much.
cart master: Not at all. See you on Thursday.
customer: Right. All right.
**clop clop clop**
customer: Who's that, then?
cart master: I dunno. Must be a king.
customer: Why?
cart master: He hasn't got shit all over him.