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  1. Which half will they keep? on Google Fiber To Cut Staff In Half After User Totals Disappoint, Says Report (dslreports.com) · · Score: 1

    The top or the bottom?

  2. But not an attack

    They designed the system to handle 1,000,000 submissions per hour

    Trouble is, 70% of the population live on the east coast, and I'm guessing many people decided to do their civic duty after dinner

    So, several million people all tried to log on at the same time from different location, this is distributed - causing catastrophic failure as the system was overloaded - a denial of service

    Government claim the "switched off" the site down to protect the data, (although they also say the data was never at risk). They also say that they wouldn't be bringing it back up that night - yet, less than 3 hours after the failure, I managed to log on successfully - on a site the government said was "switched off"

    Politicians lie - in other breaking news, the sky is blue, water is wet and Phelps wins a gold medal.

  3. Simpsons did it on Peter Thiel Is Interested In Harvesting The Blood Of The Young (gawker.com) · · Score: 4, Funny

    "I tried every tincture and poultice and tonic and patent medicine there is, and all I really needed was the blood of a young boy" - C.M. Burns

  4. Re:Rest of World on Happy Pi Day · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately, only every 1000 years

    100 years, surely

  5. Probably said before, can't be bothered looking on Worst Explanation From Tech Support? · · Score: 1

    Uhmmm bytes/sec will NEVER = bits/sec * 8 ( or 9 or 10 or 13? or 14?)

    Bytes per second = bits per second / 8 (or 9 or 10 or 13? or 14?)

    Geez