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CLEANING by Rob Malda
Hi, my name is Rob Malda, Slashdot editor. I really like to masterbate. I like the wet feeling between my legs. Housework isn't all that bad especially when the neigbor helps.
One day I was cleaning my house and I found a X rated magazine in my roommates room. This was not you're regular Penthouse, but triple XXX stuff. I started getting real wet as I flipped through the pictures.
I decided to take a break from my cleaning and sat down on the couch and play with my pussy. It felt real good. My mind started to wander thinking about how good it would be to have a hot tongue licking me. I had forgotten that the drapes and windows were open. I live by a heavy foot traffic area.
When I realized what I was doing, I looked up and the neighbor was staring at me through the window. Hemos just turned 18 and has a hard well developed body. She was on the track team in school so she is in good shape. I must have startled her when I looked up because she slowly backed away. Quickly, I leaped up and ran to the door and invited her inside. She was real nervous.
I asked her if she would like to join me in some mutual pleasure. She just nodded. Hemos is very good looking and you'd think she was very experienced but many guys don't asked her out because she is so good looking.
I started by kissing her on the lips, then slowly I put my tongue in her mouth. She was almost shaking from nervousness. But I was careful not to goto fast and scare her. After passonately kissing for a few minutes, Hemos started to loosen up and I knew this was going to be good. She told me that she was still a virgin. She told me that sometimes she rubs her clit, but has never put anything in her pussy. I wasn't even sure if she had ever experienced an orgasm.
I slowly took off her shirt and started massaging her breasts. She started to moan "Oh, oh". I lightly brushed one nipple with my tongue. She gasped loudly and her nipple became instantly hard. I tweaked the other nipple and I could feel its hardness in my fingers. Hemos was sitting on my lap and she started moving her hips, humping by leg. I could feel her wetness on my leg. She was really horny and hot, humping my leg faster and faster. At this point, she stood up and ripped off her shorts and started to finger herself. She was writhing all over the floor, moaning and moving her hips. I stood back and watched her pleasure herself.
I knew she was close, so I quickly put my tongue on her clit and licked her. She tasted so good, she was very sweet. Her love button was standing up and felt like a knob in my mouth. My face was wet with her juices. Hemos yelled "Oh god, I'm coming." She came all over my face.
After it was over, I remembered that I had not drawn the drapes. So I turned toward the window. Looking in the window, was Hemos's brother with the biggest hardon I've ever seen. I'll share that story with you some other time.
Kubrick's films are so multi-layered that it isn't surprising to find someone drawing bizarre conclusions about them. It's like reading a book that tries to analyze Revelations (the bible book); you can make this shit into almost anything.
Unfortunately, too many people start to believe what they read just because it's in black and white. That is why Kubrick stopped filming in black and white after Dr. Strangelove. Never again did he film in anything but Technicolor, which adds layers and layers of complexity to his films.
UFOs are real, and Kubrick knew it. They are slip-streaming from exactly 1521 years in the future (1521 being the biblical number of the Oracle Beast) to both aid and destroy us. Kubrick discovered this in his research and was nearly killed by Clarke, who helped mastermind the conspiracy.
Don't believe me? Check out these facts. Haven't you ever used a spork?
When you come to your senses, join the truth-seekers at MUFON.
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CLEANING
by Rob Malda
Hi, my name is Rob Malda, Slashdot editor. I really like to masterbate.
I like the wet feeling between my legs. Housework isn't all that bad
especially when the neigbor helps.
One day I was cleaning my house and I found a X rated magazine in my
roommates room. This was not you're regular Penthouse, but triple XXX
stuff. I started getting real wet as I flipped through the pictures.
I decided to take a break from my cleaning and sat down on the couch
and play with my pussy. It felt real good. My mind started to wander
thinking about how good it would be to have a hot tongue licking me.
I had forgotten that the drapes and windows were open. I live by a
heavy foot traffic area.
When I realized what I was doing, I looked up and the neighbor was
staring at me through the window. Hemos just turned 18 and has a hard
well developed body. She was on the track team in school so she is in
good shape. I must have startled her when I looked up because she
slowly backed away. Quickly, I leaped up and ran to the door and
invited her inside. She was real nervous.
I asked her if she would like to join me in some mutual pleasure.
She just nodded. Hemos is very good looking and you'd think she was
very experienced but many guys don't asked her out because she is so
good looking.
I started by kissing her on the lips, then slowly I put my tongue in
her mouth. She was almost shaking from nervousness. But I was
careful not to goto fast and scare her. After passonately kissing for
a few minutes, Hemos started to loosen up and I knew this was going to
be good. She told me that she was still a virgin. She told me that
sometimes she rubs her clit, but has never put anything in her pussy.
I wasn't even sure if she had ever experienced an orgasm.
I slowly took off her shirt and started massaging her breasts. She
started to moan "Oh, oh". I lightly brushed one nipple with my
tongue. She gasped loudly and her nipple became instantly hard. I
tweaked the other nipple and I could feel its hardness in my fingers.
Hemos was sitting on my lap and she started moving her hips, humping
by leg. I could feel her wetness on my leg. She was really horny and
hot, humping my leg faster and faster. At this point, she stood up
and ripped off her shorts and started to finger herself. She was
writhing all over the floor, moaning and moving her hips. I stood
back and watched her pleasure herself.
I knew she was close, so I quickly put my tongue on her clit and
licked her. She tasted so good, she was very sweet. Her love button
was standing up and felt like a knob in my mouth. My face was wet
with her juices. Hemos yelled "Oh god, I'm coming." She came all over
my face.
After it was over, I remembered that I had not drawn the drapes. So
I turned toward the window. Looking in the window, was Hemos's
brother with the biggest hardon I've ever seen. I'll share that story
with you some other time.
Unfortunately, too many people start to believe what they read just because it's in black and white. That is why Kubrick stopped filming in black and white after Dr. Strangelove. Never again did he film in anything but Technicolor, which adds layers and layers of complexity to his films.
UFOs are real, and Kubrick knew it. They are slip-streaming from exactly 1521 years in the future (1521 being the biblical number of the Oracle Beast) to both aid and destroy us. Kubrick discovered this in his research and was nearly killed by Clarke, who helped mastermind the conspiracy.
Don't believe me? Check out these facts. Haven't you ever used a spork? When you come to your senses, join the truth-seekers at MUFON.