Hey, cable, your intentions may (or may not) be good. But...
"... <B> and the land, of the <I>FREE</I>, and the home, of the, brave.</B>"
Well, as we've learned from our national anthem, our country is a lie. Home of the free... free what? When they can come along and say, "YOu know what? We're not gonna let you watch your shows, though you subscribed. And payed. And had a guy come and install you. And monitered how much TV you watch. We're just not gonna let you use what you payed for."
So now we have to be the home of the brave. We'll stand up to those companies. Repeat after me:
I will not watch Cable if they say I can't watch what I want.
I will go to the nearest Americast representative and give him a ton of crap, and when he goes what the heck was that for, I will laugh.
I will cash my checks in the small bank in Alaska, as previously stated in another message.
And If I Must Do As Everyone Says, then I will plug myself into a central computer program. I will become a pawn to the Cable Companies. I will become a teeny minion of the Matrix. No joke.
In the course of human events, it becomes neccessary to break the chains which bind us to our tried and true product suppliers. We therefore feel the need to make new stuff which will make us feel smarter, be it useful or not. We will
<BR>1 destroy all rights to our privacy to satisfy our need to this.
<BR>2 Not give a monky's crap whether we really want it or not, if it "breaks barriers".
<BR>
<BR>Let's face it. We've become idiots to make ourslelves feel smart. Think of what is to come!
<BR>1 Advances in your fridge. Pay about $33,399 to know the exact temperature of every item in you fridge, just hook the 'convenient' metal wires into them.
<BR>2 Super Toilet! Every time we flush, it shoots the crap back for a second, only to know we have mastered the 'Return/Feedback' aspect of technology.
<BR>3 Sleeping. Let everyone who wants to see it, see a streaming movie of you sleeping.
<BR>
<BR>It began with the Television.
<BR>It's Come to this.
<BR>Make new stuff with out a real decision.
<BR>We think ourselves to be in bliss.
<BR>
<BR>Will this really happen? Has it already? U B the Judge.
No more 'oort fields' or whatever. That 'tenth planet' one was nice, though. But...
Whenever there is a track meet, someone shoots a gun into the air (sometimes its a real gun.). It would possibly have the speed to break the earth's gravity (atmosphere), so maybe it got shot.
OR, for all you BASIC programmers out there
probe_speed = 60
atmosphere_edge = 100000000 (made up number for demonstrational purposes)
atmosphere_edge / probe_speed = time_to_next_world
track_bullet_speed / atmosphere_edge = bullet_time
If bullet_time > time_to_next_world then
msgbox "We have found our solution. It was a track meet bullet."
IF Else : msgbox "I guess we'll bever know..."
End If
There. Now run basic, get yer answer, and find out what the answer is, kay?
atmosphere
I see a little silhouetto on the window/
Voy'ger 2! Voy'ger 2! Can you say 'Course Disruption'?
Of course it would work. How do you get the actual digital information through binary code? Electricity runnning through circuits. What is one way to get electricity? Light. There, it's as simple as that. I even made a formula for you guys:
Light = Electricity = Binary Circuits = Digital Data.
somebody once asked / 'could I spare some change for gas / I need to get my self away from this place' / I said 'Yep. What a concept. I could use a little fuel my self and we could all use a little change -All Star, Smash MOuth
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I can't use cable without getting violated.
Hey, cable, your intentions may (or may not) be good. But...
"... <B> and the land, of the <I>FREE</I>, and the home, of the, brave.</B>"
Well, as we've learned from our national anthem, our country is a lie. Home of the free... free what? When they can come along and say, "YOu know what? We're not gonna let you watch your shows, though you subscribed. And payed. And had a guy come and install you. And monitered how much TV you watch. We're just not gonna let you use what you payed for."
So now we have to be the home of the brave. We'll stand up to those companies. Repeat after me:
I will not watch Cable if they say I can't watch what I want.
I will go to the nearest Americast representative and give him a ton of crap, and when he goes what the heck was that for, I will laugh.
I will cash my checks in the small bank in Alaska, as previously stated in another message.
And If I Must Do As Everyone Says, then I will plug myself into a central computer program. I will become a pawn to the Cable Companies. I will become a teeny minion of the Matrix. No joke.
In the course of human events, it becomes neccessary to break the chains which bind us to our tried and true product suppliers. We therefore feel the need to make new stuff which will make us feel smarter, be it useful or not. We will
<BR>1 destroy all rights to our privacy to satisfy our need to this.
<BR>2 Not give a monky's crap whether we really want it or not, if it "breaks barriers".
<BR>
<BR>Let's face it. We've become idiots to make ourslelves feel smart. Think of what is to come!
<BR>1 Advances in your fridge. Pay about $33,399 to know the exact temperature of every item in you fridge, just hook the 'convenient' metal wires into them.
<BR>2 Super Toilet! Every time we flush, it shoots the crap back for a second, only to know we have mastered the 'Return/Feedback' aspect of technology.
<BR>3 Sleeping. Let everyone who wants to see it, see a streaming movie of you sleeping.
<BR>
<BR>It began with the Television.
<BR>It's Come to this.
<BR>Make new stuff with out a real decision.
<BR>We think ourselves to be in bliss.
<BR>
<BR>Will this really happen? Has it already? U B the Judge.
No more 'oort fields' or whatever. That 'tenth planet' one was nice, though. But...
Whenever there is a track meet, someone shoots a gun into the air (sometimes its a real gun.). It would possibly have the speed to break the earth's gravity (atmosphere), so maybe it got shot.
OR, for all you BASIC programmers out there
probe_speed = 60
atmosphere_edge = 100000000 (made up number for demonstrational purposes)
atmosphere_edge / probe_speed = time_to_next_world
track_bullet_speed / atmosphere_edge = bullet_time
If bullet_time > time_to_next_world then
msgbox "We have found our solution. It was a track meet bullet."
IF Else : msgbox "I guess we'll bever know..."
End If
There. Now run basic, get yer answer, and find out what the answer is, kay?
atmosphere
I see a little silhouetto on the window/
Voy'ger 2! Voy'ger 2! Can you say 'Course Disruption'?
actual digital information through binary
code? Electricity runnning through
circuits. What is one way to get
electricity? Light. There, it's as simple
as that. I even made a formula for you guys:
Light = Electricity = Binary Circuits = Digital Data.
somebody once asked / 'could I spare some change for gas / I need to get my self away from this place' / I said 'Yep. What a concept. I could use a little fuel my self and we could all use a little change
-All Star, Smash MOuth