Now that IS funny! Kudos! Is this another example of you accusing me of something you suffer from yourself to call attention away from it? Who knows; surely you will claim that I have just done the same thing, so there's no way for me to tell.
I am being square with you on this: I've had nothing but a great time today with this. You bend right over and just keep taking it. Your own ridiculous repetitions are more than enough fodder to work with. It's been good fun, albeit a little easy.
Well, just a moment. I am mad about one thing. You never give me any really good rips. It's not fair that I have to do all the work. I wish you would carry your own weight and insult me, or at least try!
So that's it? More declaring yourself the victor and running away? Haha...I should have guessed. Oh wait, I DID guess that! What a 90-lb. weakling you turned out to be. Round 2...LOL...you haven't gotten up off the mat from round 1 yet haha.
Oh no! Here come more of your scathing insights! I'm getting pretty broken up over all this! You've really stung me!
ROFLMFAO
Oh my god, you are a complete retard if you think I feel anything but sheer joy over knocking around a complete asshole easily, freely without a single worthy comeback yet. I almost feel guilty, it's so easy!
ROFL You're the only one slinking around. I'm here, dead-center, bantering with you openly, hoping you'll take some real shots, but you never do. You just keep declaring yourself the victor and repeating the same garbage over and over, as if somehow that automagically grants you a victory.
You have nothing LOL...totally incapable of doing anything but repeating, declaring...boring LOL
Have you got any game at all? No? No? Hehe, I didn't think so, biatch.
So respond, then. You can dish it out, but you can't take it? LOL Are you afraid your insults would look worse than mine and I'd have better things to rip you up with than you had with me? Afraid to try and measure up? Hahaha...no doubt you won't respond that way, you would get torn to shreds.
What a coward. Go back to playing with the children, you clearly can't hack it with the big boys. ROFL
If I were only pretending, you wouldn't be the one in the defensive position throwing whatever you call an insult back at me at every step. Think about that and how you look.;)
What do you call an insult? How about an example? Without anything to compare my insults to, I look like the guy who just ran you down.
What will it be this time? Some real action, or just another declaration of victory?
Just a wild guess: another declaration of victory.
So? I have made no boast about superior originality. I never promised you a verbal beating. You're the one that overpromised and underdelivered, and now you're busy trying like mad to make something stick to me. Keep squirming, bitch.;)
There's a reason you haven't claimed superior originality: it's something you're incapable of. Your only real demonstrated talent is pretending to win flamewars you clearly lost a long time ago. You're very good at that.
Better documentation is clearly needed. It doesn't have to be dumbed down for 3-year-olds, but you shouldn't expect every user to be an accomplished C programmer, either. Somewhere in the middle is fine. Documentation that can be understood by a fairly smart, experienced, non-programmer is usually sufficient. Joe may be the master, but Joe is in Munich this week and Frank the network guy here needs to make a configuration change ASAP. If Frank can't do it without taking a C class and studying a large, obscure API reference for days, there is definitely a strong need for better documentation.
First ya dug the hole... then you fell into it. Dumb ass, heh.
Oh, I see...you got mad that you lost out on the "leader" joke, so you start copying my "dumbass" quip. How sour can you be?
Besides, it was clearly your hole, I just called it.
Those were slams?! "your dumb self" is a slam? "get a funny degree" is a slam? Heh. You actually bruised your fingers typing those clever rebuttals? How mad did I make you to type so hard?
One of many, and far, far more original and funny than anything you've posted.
I do hope that's because you haven't tried to, though, because if this is the fruit of your efforts, that would be far sadder than anything else revealed here yet.
People always accuse others to cover their own faults; I think you're the one with the bruised ego. The only thing bruised on me are my fingers from typing out so many slams on you. I wonder, though, if there's any harm in having so much direct contact with your dumb self.
Your definition of "squirming" must be equivalent to "coming up with endless funny rips on NanoTater, who can come up with no better comebacks than 'yeah, you're a big fat argument loser'". I'm squirming bad here, tater, real bad.
Come up with something original and offensive, I beg you. This thread would be so much more interesting if you could just come up with something worth reading. I'm literally getting bored out of my skull. Or is that your big plan? To bore me into submission?
Lots of posts got modded down, primarily for simply mucking up the article with a huge thread full of dumb.
By the way, do you get points for adding "Heh" to everything, even when you didn't say anything funny? I know there's no small number of people in the world too stupid to see past that, but you seem addicted to the tactic. Does it really work that well? Let me try it just once. I haven't done this before, so forgive me if this doesn't sound perfect, but I'm going to attempt to apply your technique to this thread.
Ah ha! So you admit you were asking a question over and over and then you called me Bob Saget. That proves you are gay. Heh.
You clearly don't know the difference between an old joke, and a joke that derives the vast majority of its humor simply from being old. Your ignorance is no surprise, however, given that your display of bantering skills here consisted entirely of repeatedly asking me the same question over and over, then declaring yourself the winner because I had talked myself into a corner.
I wouldn't say you should go get a degree in funny, because obviously you could never earn a living at it, but it wouldn't hurt you to take a few night classes.
You are, however, an excellent straight man out of the box.
My corner is in your mind. You've done nothing but beg me repeatedly to answer some irrelevant question which was apparently of the utmost importance to you, then declare that I've wandered into a corner.
Is this a new form of the Chewbacca Defense?
You really should hook up with that one Anonymous Coward who used the term "manham." I have no doubt you could actually offend someone under their tutelage.
So is chicken now the best insult you could think of? Oh, that's right, "radical" and "fresh" are scorching sarcasms to you. Do you have any more like that?
I did already answer your question. I realize you're trying to put forth an alternative version of the truth, but that doesn't change it: you are angry that I used the joke you wanted to use.
Why on earth are you reading this thread at all!? Change your settings so you're not reading every post made./. will hide articles that get modded down or that aren't modded up past a certain level when the post count gets too high.
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Heh. If that were really the case, don't you think I'd be, at minimum, just a teeny bit hostile towards you?
Hmm!
Liar.
No, that's not hostile. ROFL
Just admit it, you're mad as a hornet and far too stupid to properly defend yourself here.
Now that IS funny! Kudos! Is this another example of you accusing me of something you suffer from yourself to call attention away from it? Who knows; surely you will claim that I have just done the same thing, so there's no way for me to tell.
I am being square with you on this: I've had nothing but a great time today with this. You bend right over and just keep taking it. Your own ridiculous repetitions are more than enough fodder to work with. It's been good fun, albeit a little easy.
Well, just a moment. I am mad about one thing. You never give me any really good rips. It's not fair that I have to do all the work. I wish you would carry your own weight and insult me, or at least try!
Yeah, yeah
That's it!? Yeah, yeah? My god, I am in AGONY you just ripped me up so bad with that!
You, my friend, are clearly a master flamewar tactician. I am imminently doomed. ROFL
So that's it? More declaring yourself the victor and running away? Haha...I should have guessed. Oh wait, I DID guess that! What a 90-lb. weakling you turned out to be. Round 2...LOL...you haven't gotten up off the mat from round 1 yet haha.
Oh no! Here come more of your scathing insights! I'm getting pretty broken up over all this! You've really stung me!
ROFLMFAO
Oh my god, you are a complete retard if you think I feel anything but sheer joy over knocking around a complete asshole easily, freely without a single worthy comeback yet. I almost feel guilty, it's so easy!
ROFL You're the only one slinking around. I'm here, dead-center, bantering with you openly, hoping you'll take some real shots, but you never do. You just keep declaring yourself the victor and repeating the same garbage over and over, as if somehow that automagically grants you a victory.
You have nothing LOL...totally incapable of doing anything but repeating, declaring...boring LOL
Have you got any game at all? No? No? Hehe, I didn't think so, biatch.
So respond, then. You can dish it out, but you can't take it? LOL Are you afraid your insults would look worse than mine and I'd have better things to rip you up with than you had with me? Afraid to try and measure up? Hahaha...no doubt you won't respond that way, you would get torn to shreds.
What a coward. Go back to playing with the children, you clearly can't hack it with the big boys. ROFL
Dumbass.
If I were only pretending, you wouldn't be the one in the defensive position throwing whatever you call an insult back at me at every step. Think about that and how you look. ;)
What do you call an insult? How about an example? Without anything to compare my insults to, I look like the guy who just ran you down.
What will it be this time? Some real action, or just another declaration of victory?
Just a wild guess: another declaration of victory.
So? I have made no boast about superior originality. I never promised you a verbal beating. You're the one that overpromised and underdelivered, and now you're busy trying like mad to make something stick to me. Keep squirming, bitch. ;)
There's a reason you haven't claimed superior originality: it's something you're incapable of. Your only real demonstrated talent is pretending to win flamewars you clearly lost a long time ago. You're very good at that.
Better documentation is clearly needed. It doesn't have to be dumbed down for 3-year-olds, but you shouldn't expect every user to be an accomplished C programmer, either. Somewhere in the middle is fine. Documentation that can be understood by a fairly smart, experienced, non-programmer is usually sufficient. Joe may be the master, but Joe is in Munich this week and Frank the network guy here needs to make a configuration change ASAP. If Frank can't do it without taking a C class and studying a large, obscure API reference for days, there is definitely a strong need for better documentation.
First ya dug the hole... then you fell into it. Dumb ass, heh.
Oh, I see...you got mad that you lost out on the "leader" joke, so you start copying my "dumbass" quip. How sour can you be?
Besides, it was clearly your hole, I just called it.
Those were slams?! "your dumb self" is a slam? "get a funny degree" is a slam? Heh. You actually bruised your fingers typing those clever rebuttals? How mad did I make you to type so hard?
One of many, and far, far more original and funny than anything you've posted.
I do hope that's because you haven't tried to, though, because if this is the fruit of your efforts, that would be far sadder than anything else revealed here yet.
People always accuse others to cover their own faults; I think you're the one with the bruised ego. The only thing bruised on me are my fingers from typing out so many slams on you. I wonder, though, if there's any harm in having so much direct contact with your dumb self.
Wow. So with you it's simply repetition, is it? Boredom really is your primary weapon. Nothing original to come up with?
Your definition of "squirming" must be equivalent to "coming up with endless funny rips on NanoTater, who can come up with no better comebacks than 'yeah, you're a big fat argument loser'". I'm squirming bad here, tater, real bad.
Come up with something original and offensive, I beg you. This thread would be so much more interesting if you could just come up with something worth reading. I'm literally getting bored out of my skull. Or is that your big plan? To bore me into submission?
I think it's working.
Lots of posts got modded down, primarily for simply mucking up the article with a huge thread full of dumb.
By the way, do you get points for adding "Heh" to everything, even when you didn't say anything funny? I know there's no small number of people in the world too stupid to see past that, but you seem addicted to the tactic. Does it really work that well? Let me try it just once. I haven't done this before, so forgive me if this doesn't sound perfect, but I'm going to attempt to apply your technique to this thread.
Ah ha! So you admit you were asking a question over and over and then you called me Bob Saget. That proves you are gay. Heh.
I had to laugh at this thread. Too bad I can't mod them all up and down simultaneously as "Funny Flamebait"
Stick around, I generate these kinds of threads all the time.
You clearly don't know the difference between an old joke, and a joke that derives the vast majority of its humor simply from being old. Your ignorance is no surprise, however, given that your display of bantering skills here consisted entirely of repeatedly asking me the same question over and over, then declaring yourself the winner because I had talked myself into a corner.
I wouldn't say you should go get a degree in funny, because obviously you could never earn a living at it, but it wouldn't hurt you to take a few night classes.
You are, however, an excellent straight man out of the box.
My corner is in your mind. You've done nothing but beg me repeatedly to answer some irrelevant question which was apparently of the utmost importance to you, then declare that I've wandered into a corner.
Is this a new form of the Chewbacca Defense?
You really should hook up with that one Anonymous Coward who used the term "manham." I have no doubt you could actually offend someone under their tutelage.
Excuse me? Time to take your pill, Napoleon.
Nice try. Dodge dodge dodge, spin spin spin! Chicken.
So is chicken now the best insult you could think of? Oh, that's right, "radical" and "fresh" are scorching sarcasms to you. Do you have any more like that?
You don't think so? He seems really annoyed to me.
I did already answer your question. I realize you're trying to put forth an alternative version of the truth, but that doesn't change it: you are angry that I used the joke you wanted to use.
Too bad you're not. Need more hints? ;)
Another classic zinger: "Too bad you're not."
Since we're going to banter at that level, here's one that should warp your brain:
"Too bad I am!"
You must be referring to NanoTater; he hasn't gotten in a single good shot yet.
Why on earth are you reading this thread at all!? Change your settings so you're not reading every post made. /. will hide articles that get modded down or that aren't modded up past a certain level when the post count gets too high.
"I already have worked it out, you're crying because I used your favorite joke."
Wrong!
Oh, I'm pretty sure I'm right.
"How will I ever gain the upper-hand against someone who declares that I'm completely missing the target."
You could start by not missing the target and figure out what really caused me to respond!
Oh my god, that was your best comeback ever.
"Truly, you have a dizzying intellect."
I think that says more about you than it does me.
I wonder how many people are snickering at your reply to that. I know I am.