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  1. I have the rings. I also have Algerian rope shoes on Ask Internet Icon Alex Chiu · · Score: 1

    And so far, I am living forever. I don't know why I bought them. I don't know why I have a breadmaker either but I seem to have a lot of stuff that was manufactured with good intentions. I wish everyone could read his messageboard though. The best post was from this guy, a loyal fan and supporter of Alex, who was begging for Alex's help. This loyal Alex fan gets so pissed off when he reads posts from other users who say that they are not using the rings for immortality but for better health, that he is practically driven to murder...and he really means it. I guess that means that immortality for most won't come afterall. This dedicated, sickeningly loyal fan, also spouts off about living dead Americans and nuclear holocaust. I do have a few of questions for Alex, however: 1. Are you going to make an immortality device that helps protect people from other insane immortality device users? 2. Could a guy wear one immortality device on his member as an inexpensive alternative to viagra? 3. If Bruce Lee had your eternal life device, do you think he would still be alive today? 4. You seem to have the answer to all of the world's complex problems. Is it safe to say that the immortality devices are really just secret alien technology you have worked with during your other job as a scientist for the military's most top secret mind-control projects and that the rings are really nothing more than devices used to control the masses, all hidden under the guise of a hyperactive Chinese pip with a bookshelf of Barron's study guides?