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Alex, here's a freebee; I was once told by a Nikken distributor (MLM crap), that by putting a bunch of their magnets in your mattress would improve your health as you slept. But better than that she claimed that - "sex was fantastic!!!!!" I replied- "Sounds great. What do you do, keep flipping the polarity?" The subsequent vacuous look on her face proved that although her body may have been healthy, the cheese had slipped off her cracker. The public is ready for the "Immortal Tumescence Mattress", Alex, go for it big guy. Yours in limbo; Ironlungs
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Alex, here's a freebee;
I was once told by a Nikken distributor (MLM crap), that by putting a bunch of their magnets in your mattress would improve your health as you slept.
But better than that she claimed that - "sex was fantastic!!!!!"
I replied- "Sounds great. What do you do, keep flipping the polarity?"
The subsequent vacuous look on her face proved that although her body may have been healthy, the cheese had slipped off her cracker.
The public is ready for the "Immortal Tumescence Mattress", Alex, go for it big guy.
Yours in limbo;
Ironlungs