Constituent: Congressman, I'd like to get a book banned from my school's library. It contains erotic poetry, descriptions of rape and murder, and genocide. After all, we don't want our children exposed to such things, do we?
Congressman: Good Heavens! Certainly not! We must ban this book! What is the name of this filty piece of excrement?
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Constituent: Congressman, I'd like to get a book banned from my school's library. It contains erotic poetry, descriptions of rape and murder, and genocide. After all, we don't want our children exposed to such things, do we?
Congressman: Good Heavens! Certainly not! We must ban this book! What is the name of this filty piece of excrement?
Constituent: The Bible.
Only if the school accepts E-Rate funds.