Let me tell y'all what it's like
Being male, supergay and white
I'm a bitch, if you don't believe
Listen up to my new CD
(Sha-mon)
I got shit runnin' down the drain
Enemas so intense that I can't explain
All alone in my white-boy pain
Y'all Shake your booty while Jeff complains
I'm rockin' the Slashdot
Just like Linus Torvalds did
I'm rockin' the Slashdot
Except that he is talented
I'm rockin' the Slashdot
I take the cheques and face the facts
That VA Linux don't make computers and soon I'll get the axe
I'm pissed off but I'm too polite
When people crapflood my pet web site
Mom and Dad taught me what is right
IP Ban them in the dead of night
I don't know how much I can take
But I'll find out with your tube steak
I'm rockin' the Slashdot
Just like Bruce Perens did
I'm rockin' the Slashdot
Except that he thinks he's talented
I'm rockin' the Slashdot
I take the cheques and face the facts
That VA Linux don't make computers and soon I'll get the axe
In a haze these days
I pull up to the stop light
I can feel that something's not right
I can feel that someone's pumping me with hate
Ouch!
Hope he's wearing a condom
'Cause somone on my web site posted OT III
About someone's great great great great Grandaddies aliens
It wasn't my idea
It wasn't my idea
Never was my idea
I just drove to the store
For some Assstroooooglide!
Y'all don't know what it's like
Being male, supergay and white
Y'all don't know what it's like
Being male, supergay and white
Y'all don't know what it's like
Being male, supergay and white
Y'all don't know what it's like
Being male, supergay and white
It gets me real pissed off, it makes me wanna say
It gets me real pissed off and it makes me wanna say
It gets me real pissed off and it makes me wanna say
RIMJOB!!!!!!!!!!!!
...Just like Richard Stallman did
I'm rockin' the Slashdot
Except that he is a Communist
I'm rockin' the Slashdot
I take the cheques and face the facts
That VA Linux don't make computers and soon I'll get the axe
These days
Yeah yeah
I'm rockin' the Slashdot
Yeah yeah
I'm rockin' the Slashdot
Yeah yeah
You'd better look out, because I'm gonna say RIMJOB
You'd better look out, because I'm gonna say GOLDEN SHOWER
You'd better look out, because I'm gonna say FECES
You'd better look out, because I'm gonna say DRAT
Let me tell y'all what it's like
Being male, supergay and white
I'm a bitch, if you don't believe
Listen up to my new CD
(Sha-mon)
I got shit runnin' down the drain
Enemas so intense that I can't explain
All alone in my white-boy pain
Y'all Shake your booty while Jeff complains
I'm rockin' the Slashdot
Just like Linus Torvalds did
I'm rockin' the Slashdot
Except that he is talented
I'm rockin' the Slashdot
I take the cheques and face the facts
That VA Linux don't make computers and soon I'll get the axe
I'm pissed off but I'm too polite
When people crapflood my pet web site
Mom and Dad taught me what is right
IP Ban them in the dead of night
I don't know how much I can take
But I'll find out with your tube steak
I'm rockin' the Slashdot
Just like Bruce Perens did
I'm rockin' the Slashdot
Except that he thinks he's talented
I'm rockin' the Slashdot
I take the cheques and face the facts
That VA Linux don't make computers and soon I'll get the axe
In a haze these days
I pull up to the stop light
I can feel that something's not right
I can feel that someone's pumping me with hate
Ouch!
Hope he's wearing a condom
'Cause somone on my web site posted OT III
About someone's great great great great Grandaddies aliens
It wasn't my idea
It wasn't my idea
Never was my idea
I just drove to the store
For some Assstroooooglide!
Y'all don't know what it's like
Being male, supergay and white
Y'all don't know what it's like
Being male, supergay and white
Y'all don't know what it's like
Being male, supergay and white
Y'all don't know what it's like
Being male, supergay and white
It gets me real pissed off, it makes me wanna say
It gets me real pissed off and it makes me wanna say
It gets me real pissed off and it makes me wanna say
RIMJOB!!!!!!!!!!!!
...Just like Richard Stallman did
I'm rockin' the Slashdot
Except that he is a Communist
I'm rockin' the Slashdot
I take the cheques and face the facts
That VA Linux don't make computers and soon I'll get the axe
These days
Yeah yeah
I'm rockin' the Slashdot
Yeah yeah
I'm rockin' the Slashdot
Yeah yeah
You'd better look out, because I'm gonna say RIMJOB
You'd better look out, because I'm gonna say GOLDEN SHOWER
You'd better look out, because I'm gonna say FECES
You'd better look out, because I'm gonna say POOP
Rockin the Slashdot
by the CmdrTaco Five
Let me tell y'all what it's like
Being male, supergay and white
I'm a bitch, if you don't believe
Listen up to my new CD
(Sha-mon)
I got shit runnin' down the drain
Enemas so intense that I can't explain
All alone in my white-boy pain
Y'all Shake your booty while Jeff complains
I'm rockin' the Slashdot
Just like Linus Torvalds did
I'm rockin' the Slashdot
Except that he is talented
I'm rockin' the Slashdot
I take the cheques and face the facts
That VA Linux don't make computers and soon I'll get the axe
I'm pissed off but I'm too polite
When people crapflood my pet web site
Mom and Dad taught me what is right
IP Ban them in the dead of night
I don't know how much I can take
But I'll find out with your tube steak
I'm rockin' the Slashdot
Just like Bruce Perens did
I'm rockin' the Slashdot
Except that he thinks he's talented
I'm rockin' the Slashdot
I take the cheques and face the facts
That VA Linux don't make computers and soon I'll get the axe
In a haze these days
I pull up to the stop light
I can feel that something's not right
I can feel that someone's pumping me with hate
Ouch!
Hope he's wearing a condom
'Cause somone on my web site posted OT III
About someone's great great great great Grandaddies aliens
It wasn't my idea
It wasn't my idea
Never was my idea
I just drove to the store
For some Assstroooooglide!
Y'all don't know what it's like
Being male, supergay and white
Y'all don't know what it's like
Being male, supergay and white
Y'all don't know what it's like
Being male, supergay and white
Y'all don't know what it's like
Being male, supergay and white
It gets me real pissed off, it makes me wanna say
It gets me real pissed off and it makes me wanna say
It gets me real pissed off and it makes me wanna say
RIMJOB!!!!!!!!!!!!
...Just like Richard Stallman did
I'm rockin' the Slashdot
Except that he is a Communist
I'm rockin' the Slashdot
I take the cheques and face the facts
That VA Linux don't make computers and soon I'll get the axe
These days
Yeah yeah
I'm rockin' the Slashdot
Yeah yeah
I'm rockin' the Slashdot
Yeah yeah
You'd better look out, because I'm gonna say RIMJOB
You'd better look out, because I'm gonna say GOLDEN SHOWER
You'd better look out, because I'm gonna say FECES
You'd better look out, because I'm gonna say DRAT
Rockin the Slashdot
by the CmdrTaco Five
Let me tell y'all what it's like
Being male, supergay and white
I'm a bitch, if you don't believe
Listen up to my new CD
(Sha-mon)
I got shit runnin' down the drain
Enemas so intense that I can't explain
All alone in my white-boy pain
Y'all Shake your booty while Jeff complains
I'm rockin' the Slashdot
Just like Linus Torvalds did
I'm rockin' the Slashdot
Except that he is talented
I'm rockin' the Slashdot
I take the cheques and face the facts
That VA Linux don't make computers and soon I'll get the axe
I'm pissed off but I'm too polite
When people crapflood my pet web site
Mom and Dad taught me what is right
IP Ban them in the dead of night
I don't know how much I can take
But I'll find out with your tube steak
I'm rockin' the Slashdot
Just like Bruce Perens did
I'm rockin' the Slashdot
Except that he thinks he's talented
I'm rockin' the Slashdot
I take the cheques and face the facts
That VA Linux don't make computers and soon I'll get the axe
In a haze these days
I pull up to the stop light
I can feel that something's not right
I can feel that someone's pumping me with hate
Ouch!
Hope he's wearing a condom
'Cause somone on my web site posted OT III
About someone's great great great great Grandaddies aliens
It wasn't my idea
It wasn't my idea
Never was my idea
I just drove to the store
For some Assstroooooglide!
Y'all don't know what it's like
Being male, supergay and white
Y'all don't know what it's like
Being male, supergay and white
Y'all don't know what it's like
Being male, supergay and white
Y'all don't know what it's like
Being male, supergay and white
It gets me real pissed off, it makes me wanna say
It gets me real pissed off and it makes me wanna say
It gets me real pissed off and it makes me wanna say
RIMJOB!!!!!!!!!!!!
...Just like Richard Stallman did
I'm rockin' the Slashdot
Except that he is a Communist
I'm rockin' the Slashdot
I take the cheques and face the facts
That VA Linux don't make computers and soon I'll get the axe
These days
Yeah yeah
I'm rockin' the Slashdot
Yeah yeah
I'm rockin' the Slashdot
Yeah yeah
You'd better look out, because I'm gonna say RIMJOB
You'd better look out, because I'm gonna say GOLDEN SHOWER
You'd better look out, because I'm gonna say FECES
You'd better look out, because I'm gonna say POOP