As many of you know, I am a staff journalist on a popular technical journal site called Slashdot.org. Despite the ho-hum layout and the terrible grammar and spelling, teenage Linux users take this website very seriously and frequent reading the so-called "articles" that are posted there.
Because of the website's tremendous popularity, I am at an impeccible position to spread Windows and anti-Microsoft propaganda, similar to the way Adolf Hitler spread anti-Jew propaganda in the 30s. So far, my goals have been fulfilled as my pointless conspiracy against Microsoft has come to a head.
However, I am giving notice that come December, I will no longer be a part of the Slashdot.org conspiracy. I will be pursuing my lifelong dream - I will be working in the Adult Homosexual Business. While my goal of being a gay porno star will probably never be reached due to my miniscul penis size and my overall unsavory pedophiliac look, I will have the next best job of "warming up" the real stars. This process includes much sexual content without penetration so there is no chance I will be able to spread my multiple STDs to anyone else.
This is the opportunity of a lifetime for me, and although I know my position in the Slashdot community will certainly be missed, I must take this chance and go with my heart, my dreams, and my phallic urges. I treasure the respect I have received from all in the Slashdot community, and I hope so day our paths may cross again, as I have enjoyed the last years of my life immensely.
As many of you know, I am a staff journalist on a popular technical journal site called Slashdot.org. Despite the ho-hum layout and the terrible grammar and spelling, teenage Linux users take this website very seriously and frequent reading the so-called "articles" that are posted there.
Because of the website's tremendous popularity, I am at an impeccible position to spread Windows and anti-Microsoft propaganda, similar to the way Adolf Hitler spread anti-Jew propaganda in the 30s. So far, my goals have been fulfilled as my pointless conspiracy against Microsoft has come to a head.
However, I am giving notice that come December, I will no longer be a part of the Slashdot.org conspiracy. I will be pursuing my lifelong dream - I will be working in the Adult Homosexual Business. While my goal of being a gay porno star will probably never be reached due to my miniscul penis size and my overall unsavory pedophiliac look, I will have the next best job of "warming up" the real stars. This process includes much sexual content without penetration so there is no chance I will be able to spread my multiple STDs to anyone else.
This is the opportunity of a lifetime for me, and although I know my position in the Slashdot community will certainly be missed, I must take this chance and go with my heart, my dreams, and my phallic urges. I treasure the respect I have received from all in the Slashdot community, and I hope so day our paths may cross again, as I have enjoyed the last years of my life immensely.
i've posted approx. 10 times on/., but have never been modded above a 2. I often wonder what it feels like to have a +5, and I was all set to find out, but then I realized that the time it would take me to think of something deserving of a 5 wouldn't make it worthwhile. So instead, I'll post some insightful comments that won't be labelled that way.
- Linux is not more inherently stable than Windows. The fact is that Linux users are generally much more experienced using computers than the average Windows users and therefore can make his/her computer operate the way he/she wants to. It has very little to do with the operating system itself. Windows is also unstable thanks to applications that are idiot proof (they take over a good number of system resources, and if you something unexpected happens, a crash happens or worse a chain crash). Experienced Windows users without idiot-proof software have systems that purr.
- In general, the Windows user is less experienced than a Linux user because Windows users tend to have a life. This means that at certain times they 1) shut off their computer without worrying about their uptime, 2) go outside, sometimes in direct sunlight 3) communicate with others in their species, including the female gender and maintain relationships with these people and 4) periodically engage in consensual sexual relations with others in their species. Linux users 1) brag about their uptime to anyone who will stand still long enough to listen on IRC 2) play Quake2 and harass other users over the network (and consequently get their ISP to suspend their account - read below) and 3) cap the night off by packeting their favorite irc server/irc user/website
- Not surprising, studies have indicated that people who run Linux are more likely to get their Internet connection suspended or terminated by their ISP. Admittedly, this is largely due to people on @home running illegal web servers, but not an insignificant amount is caused by harassment on IRC and other lame behavior. In other words, Linux == social retards.
- There have been rumors that I sucked Hemos dick. Let me put these to rest right here - I did suck Hemos' dick but it was for 1 gram of weed. He said it would be 1g of shitty shwag, but I sucked dick so well that he gave my 1g of chron from his fat sack.
- I did have sex with your _____ (fill in mom or sister here, depending on which one(s) are alive and the level of hotness) and i busted in her, but now I have some sort of disease. So fuck your mom/sister/whatever.
i've posted approx. 10 times on/., but have never been modded above a 2. I often wonder what it feels like to have a +5, and I was all set to find out, but then I realized that the time it would take me to think of something deserving of a 5 wouldn't make it worthwhile. So instead, I'll post some insightful comments that won't be labelled that way.
- Linux is not more inherently stable than Windows. The fact is that Linux users are generally much more experienced using computers than the average Windows users and therefore can make his/her computer operate the way he/she wants to. It has very little to do with the operating system itself. Windows is also unstable thanks to applications that are idiot proof (they take over a good number of system resources, and if you something unexpected happens, a crash happens or worse a chain crash). Experienced Windows users without idiot-proof software have systems that purr.
- In general, the Windows user is less experienced than a Linux user because Windows users tend to have a life. This means that at certain times they 1) shut off their computer without worrying about their uptime, 2) go outside, sometimes in direct sunlight 3) communicate with others in their species, including the female gender and maintain relationships with these people and 4) periodically engage in consensual sexual relations with others in their species. Linux users 1) brag about their uptime to anyone who will stand still long enough to listen on IRC 2) play Quake2 and harass other users over the network (and consequently get their ISP to suspend their account - read below) and 3) cap the night off by packeting their favorite irc server/irc user/website
- Not surprising, studies have indicated that people who run Linux are more likely to get their Internet connection suspended or terminated by their ISP. Admittedly, this is largely due to people on @home running illegal web servers, but not an insignificant amount is caused by harassment on IRC and other lame behavior. In other words, Linux == social retards.
- There have been rumors that I sucked Hemos dick. Let me put these to rest right here - I did suck Hemos' dick but it was for 1 gram of weed. He said it would be 1g of shitty shwag, but I sucked dick so well that he gave my 1g of chron from his fat sack.
- I did have sex with your _____ (fill in mom or sister here, depending on which one(s) are alive and the level of hotness) and i busted in her, but now I have some sort of disease. So fuck your mom/sister/whatever.
fucking in the butt..
fucking in the butt..
fucking in the butt..
I'd like to fuck the shit out of you
I'd like to fuck the shit out of you
I'd like to fuck the shit out of you
I'd like to fuck the shit out of you
[upbeat solo]
Please put my gland in your hand
Hey please put my gland in your hand
Oh please put my gland in your hand
Please put my gland in your hand
[solo]
Baby won't you give me some head
Hey baby won't you give me some head
Hey baby won't you give me some head
Baby won't you give me some head
[solo]
We like to eat lunch down at the Y
We like to eat lunch down at the Y
We like to eat lunch down at the Y --
Why? Because we love you
Hi, I'm David, and these are my friends. We've enjoyed doing this album for you. We'd like to especially dedicate this album to all the members of the Mickey Mouse fanclub and also to you Ms. Kalabash, wherever you are. And I'd like to
Fuck the shit out of you
I'd like to fuck the shit out of you
I'd like to fuck the shit out of you
Fucking in the butt..
Fucking in the butt..
Fucking in the butt..
i can't seem to find this mysterious turn of javascript. A google search would only give me webpages written by illiterates like the dumbfuck who posted this article.
Slashdot Mirror
Hello,
As many of you know, I am a staff journalist on a popular technical journal site called Slashdot.org. Despite the ho-hum layout and the terrible grammar and spelling, teenage Linux users take this website very seriously and frequent reading the so-called "articles" that are posted there.
Because of the website's tremendous popularity, I am at an impeccible position to spread Windows and anti-Microsoft propaganda, similar to the way Adolf Hitler spread anti-Jew propaganda in the 30s. So far, my goals have been fulfilled as my pointless conspiracy against Microsoft has come to a head.
However, I am giving notice that come December, I will no longer be a part of the Slashdot.org conspiracy. I will be pursuing my lifelong dream - I will be working in the Adult Homosexual Business. While my goal of being a gay porno star will probably never be reached due to my miniscul penis size and my overall unsavory pedophiliac look, I will have the next best job of "warming up" the real stars. This process includes much sexual content without penetration so there is no chance I will be able to spread my multiple STDs to anyone else.
This is the opportunity of a lifetime for me, and although I know my position in the Slashdot community will certainly be missed, I must take this chance and go with my heart, my dreams, and my phallic urges. I treasure the respect I have received from all in the Slashdot community, and I hope so day our paths may cross again, as I have enjoyed the last years of my life immensely.
Best regards,
Rob Malda
Hello,
As many of you know, I am a staff journalist on a popular technical journal site called Slashdot.org. Despite the ho-hum layout and the terrible grammar and spelling, teenage Linux users take this website very seriously and frequent reading the so-called "articles" that are posted there.
Because of the website's tremendous popularity, I am at an impeccible position to spread Windows and anti-Microsoft propaganda, similar to the way Adolf Hitler spread anti-Jew propaganda in the 30s. So far, my goals have been fulfilled as my pointless conspiracy against Microsoft has come to a head.
However, I am giving notice that come December, I will no longer be a part of the Slashdot.org conspiracy. I will be pursuing my lifelong dream - I will be working in the Adult Homosexual Business. While my goal of being a gay porno star will probably never be reached due to my miniscul penis size and my overall unsavory pedophiliac look, I will have the next best job of "warming up" the real stars. This process includes much sexual content without penetration so there is no chance I will be able to spread my multiple STDs to anyone else.
This is the opportunity of a lifetime for me, and although I know my position in the Slashdot community will certainly be missed, I must take this chance and go with my heart, my dreams, and my phallic urges. I treasure the respect I have received from all in the Slashdot community, and I hope so day our paths may cross again, as I have enjoyed the last years of my life immensely.
Best regards,
Rob Malda
remod it you fucking asswhores
and there was oily discharge
mm! it tasted good
when i was young i caught a fleeting glimpse
out of the corner of my eye
i turned to look but it was gone
has anyone noticed trollaxor is gone? his webpage is gone too.
good bye trollaxor, you will be missed
i've posted approx. 10 times on /., but have never been modded above a 2. I often wonder what it feels like to have a +5, and I was all set to find out, but then I realized that the time it would take me to think of something deserving of a 5 wouldn't make it worthwhile. So instead, I'll post some insightful comments that won't be labelled that way.
- Linux is not more inherently stable than Windows. The fact is that Linux users are generally much more experienced using computers than the average Windows users and therefore can make his/her computer operate the way he/she wants to. It has very little to do with the operating system itself. Windows is also unstable thanks to applications that are idiot proof (they take over a good number of system resources, and if you something unexpected happens, a crash happens or worse a chain crash). Experienced Windows users without idiot-proof software have systems that purr.
- In general, the Windows user is less experienced than a Linux user because Windows users tend to have a life. This means that at certain times they 1) shut off their computer without worrying about their uptime, 2) go outside, sometimes in direct sunlight 3) communicate with others in their species, including the female gender and maintain relationships with these people and 4) periodically engage in consensual sexual relations with others in their species. Linux users 1) brag about their uptime to anyone who will stand still long enough to listen on IRC 2) play Quake2 and harass other users over the network (and consequently get their ISP to suspend their account - read below) and 3) cap the night off by packeting their favorite irc server/irc user/website
- Not surprising, studies have indicated that people who run Linux are more likely to get their Internet connection suspended or terminated by their ISP. Admittedly, this is largely due to people on @home running illegal web servers, but not an insignificant amount is caused by harassment on IRC and other lame behavior. In other words, Linux == social retards.
- There have been rumors that I sucked Hemos dick. Let me put these to rest right here - I did suck Hemos' dick but it was for 1 gram of weed. He said it would be 1g of shitty shwag, but I sucked dick so well that he gave my 1g of chron from his fat sack.
- I did have sex with your _____ (fill in mom or sister here, depending on which one(s) are alive and the level of hotness) and i busted in her, but now I have some sort of disease. So fuck your mom/sister/whatever.
i've posted approx. 10 times on /., but have never been modded above a 2. I often wonder what it feels like to have a +5, and I was all set to find out, but then I realized that the time it would take me to think of something deserving of a 5 wouldn't make it worthwhile. So instead, I'll post some insightful comments that won't be labelled that way.
- Linux is not more inherently stable than Windows. The fact is that Linux users are generally much more experienced using computers than the average Windows users and therefore can make his/her computer operate the way he/she wants to. It has very little to do with the operating system itself. Windows is also unstable thanks to applications that are idiot proof (they take over a good number of system resources, and if you something unexpected happens, a crash happens or worse a chain crash). Experienced Windows users without idiot-proof software have systems that purr.
- In general, the Windows user is less experienced than a Linux user because Windows users tend to have a life. This means that at certain times they 1) shut off their computer without worrying about their uptime, 2) go outside, sometimes in direct sunlight 3) communicate with others in their species, including the female gender and maintain relationships with these people and 4) periodically engage in consensual sexual relations with others in their species. Linux users 1) brag about their uptime to anyone who will stand still long enough to listen on IRC 2) play Quake2 and harass other users over the network (and consequently get their ISP to suspend their account - read below) and 3) cap the night off by packeting their favorite irc server/irc user/website
- Not surprising, studies have indicated that people who run Linux are more likely to get their Internet connection suspended or terminated by their ISP. Admittedly, this is largely due to people on @home running illegal web servers, but not an insignificant amount is caused by harassment on IRC and other lame behavior. In other words, Linux == social retards.
- There have been rumors that I sucked Hemos dick. Let me put these to rest right here - I did suck Hemos' dick but it was for 1 gram of weed. He said it would be 1g of shitty shwag, but I sucked dick so well that he gave my 1g of chron from his fat sack.
- I did have sex with your _____ (fill in mom or sister here, depending on which one(s) are alive and the level of hotness) and i busted in her, but now I have some sort of disease. So fuck your mom/sister/whatever.
incidentally, i am also a moderator
+5 funny niggers
You're not the sharpest tool in the shed, are you
Well, the "tool" part of that sentence was correct.
fucking in the butt.. fucking in the butt.. fucking in the butt.. I'd like to fuck the shit out of you I'd like to fuck the shit out of you I'd like to fuck the shit out of you I'd like to fuck the shit out of you [upbeat solo] Please put my gland in your hand Hey please put my gland in your hand Oh please put my gland in your hand Please put my gland in your hand [solo] Baby won't you give me some head Hey baby won't you give me some head Hey baby won't you give me some head Baby won't you give me some head [solo] We like to eat lunch down at the Y We like to eat lunch down at the Y We like to eat lunch down at the Y -- Why? Because we love you Hi, I'm David, and these are my friends. We've enjoyed doing this album for you. We'd like to especially dedicate this album to all the members of the Mickey Mouse fanclub and also to you Ms. Kalabash, wherever you are. And I'd like to Fuck the shit out of you I'd like to fuck the shit out of you I'd like to fuck the shit out of you Fucking in the butt.. Fucking in the butt.. Fucking in the butt..
jews do it too please i want to get a -3 fucking faggots! -1 informative, please
i can't seem to find this mysterious turn of javascript. A google search would only give me webpages written by illiterates like the dumbfuck who posted this article.
with this pointless post!