I don't usually wank off in the theater, but hey, there was nothing else to do. I asked my wife if she would scoot down and do me, but she just grunted and went back to sleep. It was not one of my better efforts. I kept losing my concentration with all those loud noises and Travolta's Ah-hah-hah laugh always happened at the wrong time making me insecure. Also, those crummy theater napkins are useless for wiping your hands. Still, I had a pretty good time for a few dollars and I didn't have to worry about catching crabs from a cheap hotel bed.
Hah! So Corel is a bunch of thieves for stealing the amazing innovation of looking at two things side-by-side for comparision? It's just a smokescreen to hide from you the biggest theft of the century. It's gorillas stealing human technology! That's right folks. Gorillas everywhere are stealing human technology by using tires hanging from a rope to play on. I found no less than 7 patents covering the this breath-taking (and non-obvious) technological feat. But who's doing anything about it? Sure, we lock them up in places where we can keep an eye on them, but somehow they still get their grubby paws on tire and ropes to mock our impotence. Our lawyers to seem to be able to do nothing to stop them. I say, Fight on lawyers! Take up the cudgel and lay waste to those who would steal the best ideas that generations of inventors and (their patent attorneys) have given their hearts and souls to make all our lives better. First gorillas stealing our technology, next it will be mice trying to take over the world every night. Either that, or the patent office has completely lost is purpose.
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I don't usually wank off in the theater, but hey, there was nothing else to do. I asked my wife if she would scoot down and do me, but she just grunted and went back to sleep.
It was not one of my better efforts. I kept losing my concentration with all those loud noises and Travolta's Ah-hah-hah laugh always happened at the wrong time making me insecure.
Also, those crummy theater napkins are useless for wiping your hands. Still, I had a pretty good time for a few dollars and I didn't have to worry about catching crabs from a cheap hotel bed.
Hah! So Corel is a bunch of thieves for stealing the amazing innovation of looking at two things side-by-side for comparision? It's just a smokescreen to hide from you the biggest theft of the century.
It's gorillas stealing human technology!
That's right folks. Gorillas everywhere are stealing human technology by using tires hanging from a rope to play on. I found no less than 7 patents covering the this breath-taking (and non-obvious) technological feat. But who's doing anything about it? Sure, we lock them up in places where we can keep an eye on them, but somehow they still get their grubby paws on tire and ropes to mock our impotence. Our lawyers to seem to be able to do nothing to stop them.
I say, Fight on lawyers! Take up the cudgel and lay waste to those who would steal the best ideas that generations of inventors and (their patent attorneys) have given their hearts and souls to make all our lives better. First gorillas stealing our technology, next it will be mice trying to take over the world every night.
Either that, or the patent office has completely lost is purpose.