This morning, at 6am, hacker extra ordinaire, Steve Gibson was hold up for questioning in his Florida summer house by the FBI (again), but this time for, apparently, molesting little female dogs.
"Those sick perverts!," said Mr. Gibson, "They wanted me to wank into a jar to analyse it, or so they say... What really happened is that Micro$oft implanted some of those raw sockets in my arse! I dont have proves yet, but soon they will come!"
Later that day, the FBI said "Apparently our face recognition software in Florida mistook Steve Gibson with a young, blonde, big breasted female fugitive named Patricia Diddy, wanted for the crime of molesting and abusing small female animals, mostly dogs. Ooopsie."
The director of this operation had this to say to our reporters "Well, our boys noticed that something just wasnt right when our agents tried to rape, err, strip search Mr. Gibson and found 'unusual' female sexual organs in places that... simply werent there."
Some other FBI agent, that desires to remain anonymous, added "Who cares, I GOT TO STRIP SEARCH HIS ARSE!@#% L33T!@#%"
Oh well.. Who cares.. Were all doomed anyways.. And I dont live in America! woo hoo! Im free and youre not!!! ahah!
Code Red--the soda--has been spreading almost as fast as its namesake computer worm, which has infected hundreds of thousands of computers to date. The caffeine-laden, cherry-flavored version of its pale-yellow cousin, Mountain Dew, was released in May, months before the Code Red worm threatened to clog Internet traffic. And as computer security experts work to contain the damage from the Code Red worm, the soda's maker, Pepsi, is coincidentally featuring a "Crack the Code" contest on the Mountain Dew Web site.
Code Red has been an especially big hit with computer programmers, who often guzzle the high-octane drink to fuel late-night code-writing sessions. Among the drink's fans were the staff of eEye Digital Security, who say they identified the Code Red worm and named it after their favorite soda..
Damn, I miss that 'Hacked by Chinese' stuff.. reminds me of sushi.. hmm.. sushi.. Well, at least it was for a "good" cause.. it makes the worm smaller and faster to spread, because the victim doesnt know that hes infected, letting the worm scan more hosts..
A witty saying proves nothing. --Voltaire
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Why the hell would we need default.ida to xploit IIS? Plus, imagine how much bandwith would be wasted with that.. and more, Apache runs mostly on Linux or other Unix based OS, so CR is not efective against them..
Bad idea.
Exploiting people until they die is more productive.
When the first Code Red worm comed out, the press gived it so much attention and so little details, that almost every non-geek person was scared and decided to not come to the Internet on the 1st of this month.. So, in that day, at least for me, NET WAS FASTER!!! yay!!!
My point is, if the press gives as little details about the Code Red II as it did to "The One", net will be faster for some people (as long it DECENTLY attacks the White House homepage)!
Anyways, I was already expecting a CR2 (and expect a CR3, 4, etc.. it will be like Final Fantasy, eh =), but expected it to exploit different vulnerabilities (thats why I think CR2 wasnt made by the same author as the CR1)..
CR WILL be the new worm model that "evil little green (wo)men" (thats what the government wants to believe they are..) will follow.. Imagine that, mass defacement made easy..
Also, just imagine the damage if 4 or 5 of these worms went lose AT THE SAME TIME, exploiting vulnerabilities in many OS (that way, "evil little green (wo)men" wouldnt had to build one HUGE worm, just tiny ones that "0wn3d" different SOs/webservers and caused total anarchy for everyone).. Imagine that.. Total chaos..
If a woodchucker could chuck wood, and if it would, how much wood would a woodchucker chuck if he could chuck wood? -- Monkey Island 2
..guess the name/contents of the first Code Red worm variation and win a prize (you did something close to this for Dmitry, come on!)
My guesses:
Code Pink worm:
-Infects IIS servers that have females for sysadmins
-Displays the message: Welcome to http://www.pinkyandbrain.com ! Hacked by perverts!
-Solution: take the windozer machine and put it on the fridge
Code Green worm:
-Infects IIS servers that have nature-friendly sysadmins
-Displays the message: Welcome to http://www.TreesWithWorms.com ! Hacked by trees!
-Solution: Pouring water on the machine that as the IIS server
Code "1m 50 313373 th4t 1 3v3n d0nt kn0w c0l0rX" worm:
-Infects IIS servers that have sysadmins that were once skript kiddies
-Displays the message: Welcome to http://WankWankWank.313373rTh4nJ00.aol ! Hacked by chinese! (skripts kiddies are too leet for changing the msg Hacked by chinese)
-Solution: never play with yourself EVER again.
And so on and so on..
A witty saying proves nothing. -- Voltaire
(nevermind the previous post, I forgot to log in..)
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This is a parody, so laugh. Please.
This morning, at 6am, hacker extra ordinaire, Steve Gibson was hold up for questioning in his Florida summer house by the FBI (again), but this time for, apparently, molesting little female dogs.
"Those sick perverts!," said Mr. Gibson, "They wanted me to wank into a jar to analyse it, or so they say... What really happened is that Micro$oft implanted some of those raw sockets in my arse! I dont have proves yet, but soon they will come!"
Later that day, the FBI said "Apparently our face recognition software in Florida mistook Steve Gibson with a young, blonde, big breasted female fugitive named Patricia Diddy, wanted for the crime of molesting and abusing small female animals, mostly dogs. Ooopsie."
The director of this operation had this to say to our reporters "Well, our boys noticed that something just wasnt right when our agents tried to rape, err, strip search Mr. Gibson and found 'unusual' female sexual organs in places that... simply werent there."
Some other FBI agent, that desires to remain anonymous, added "Who cares, I GOT TO STRIP SEARCH HIS ARSE!@#% L33T!@#%"
Oh well.. Who cares.. Were all doomed anyways.. And I dont live in America! woo hoo! Im free and youre not!!! ahah!
Taken from http://www.securitynewsportal.com/article.php?sid= 1354&mode=thread&order=0
= 1354&mode=thread&order=0 .
Code Red--the soda--has been spreading almost as fast as its namesake computer worm, which has infected hundreds of thousands of computers to date. The caffeine-laden, cherry-flavored version of its pale-yellow cousin, Mountain Dew, was released in May, months before the Code Red worm threatened to clog Internet traffic. And as computer security experts work to contain the damage from the Code Red worm, the soda's maker, Pepsi, is coincidentally featuring a "Crack the Code" contest on the Mountain Dew Web site.
Code Red has been an especially big hit with computer programmers, who often guzzle the high-octane drink to fuel late-night code-writing sessions. Among the drink's fans were the staff of eEye Digital Security, who say they identified the Code Red worm and named it after their favorite soda..
The rest of the story can be found on http://www.securitynewsportal.com/article.php?sid
Its funny. Laugh. Please?
I said "reminds"..
Damn, I miss that 'Hacked by Chinese' stuff.. reminds me of sushi.. hmm.. sushi..
Well, at least it was for a "good" cause.. it makes the worm smaller and faster to spread, because the victim doesnt know that hes infected, letting the worm scan more hosts..
A witty saying proves nothing. --Voltaire
Why the hell would we need default.ida to xploit IIS?
Plus, imagine how much bandwith would be wasted with that.. and more, Apache runs mostly on Linux or other Unix based OS, so CR is not efective against them..
Bad idea.
Exploiting people until they die is more productive.
When the first Code Red worm comed out, the press gived it so much attention and so little details, that almost every non-geek person was scared and decided to not come to the Internet on the 1st of this month.. So, in that day, at least for me, NET WAS FASTER!!! yay!!!
My point is, if the press gives as little details about the Code Red II as it did to "The One", net will be faster for some people (as long it DECENTLY attacks the White House homepage)!
Anyways, I was already expecting a CR2 (and expect a CR3, 4, etc.. it will be like Final Fantasy, eh =), but expected it to exploit different vulnerabilities (thats why I think CR2 wasnt made by the same author as the CR1)..
CR WILL be the new worm model that "evil little green (wo)men" (thats what the government wants to believe they are..) will follow.. Imagine that, mass defacement made easy..
Also, just imagine the damage if 4 or 5 of these worms went lose AT THE SAME TIME, exploiting vulnerabilities in many OS (that way, "evil little green (wo)men" wouldnt had to build one HUGE worm, just tiny ones that "0wn3d" different SOs/webservers and caused total anarchy for everyone).. Imagine that.. Total chaos..
If a woodchucker could chuck wood, and if it would, how much wood would a woodchucker chuck if he could chuck wood? -- Monkey Island 2
..guess the name/contents of the first Code Red worm variation and win a prize (you did something close to this for Dmitry, come on!)
My guesses:
Code Pink worm:
-Infects IIS servers that have females for sysadmins
-Displays the message: Welcome to http://www.pinkyandbrain.com ! Hacked by perverts!
-Solution: take the windozer machine and put it on the fridge
Code Green worm:
-Infects IIS servers that have nature-friendly sysadmins
-Displays the message: Welcome to http://www.TreesWithWorms.com ! Hacked by trees!
-Solution: Pouring water on the machine that as the IIS server
Code "1m 50 313373 th4t 1 3v3n d0nt kn0w c0l0rX" worm:
-Infects IIS servers that have sysadmins that were once skript kiddies
-Displays the message: Welcome to http://WankWankWank.313373rTh4nJ00.aol ! Hacked by chinese! (skripts kiddies are too leet for changing the msg Hacked by chinese)
-Solution: never play with yourself EVER again.
And so on and so on..
A witty saying proves nothing. -- Voltaire
(nevermind the previous post, I forgot to log in..)
For those that dont know, check out freskylarov.org , it has some information about the protest and about how the case of Skylarov is going on.