I have not always worked for the government - I am on a 5 year contract right now, but have been in IT for 20 years. I started as a video game tester, tried to move up to white-hat but it wouldn't fit on my head. I've been at places like Google as well. Read up on my complicated history at google: https://www.cdreimer.com/
When you're 47, making 50k, and max out the scale at 350lb - there are no jokes. I don't joke - I'm just trying to survive asshat.
Everyone I work with uses google to find a torrent. Into the firefox search bar, type in "movie" year "torrent" "resolution[720p|1080p] - the first 2-3 results give you the file you want. You can say that's stupid, I'll enjoy watching the movie.
If my posts are amusing, visit my blog where I discuss my slashdot posts at length, and don't forget the heavy cream in your morning coffee! https://www.kickingthebitbucke...
I'm sure Microsoft has whatever Linux thing you say it has. I'm sure they have a spreadsheet template that organizes your mp3s as well, and some other weird tangents. I work at a real company (well, a government agency actually), and we have real things used in the real world. While technically the sky is not always blue, the sky is blue. To not understand that means you have not ever had a real job. I have 20 years of experience, which includes work at Google btw (I was the physical ditch digger for their new datacenter at the time).
There is no gpl code in cars, but thank you for the straw man. A contract is something both parties must sign - not something that can be simply "publicly declared." I would know, as I am a business owner myself.
That's right asshat. All things that talk over a network listen on a socket. I learned that in my networking class while getting my associate's degree. My grades were all As, and I made the dean's list. What's your point - I should have written a remote management script without using sockets? Maybe an illegal Mexican guy working for $2/hr who walks around with a USB stick? Let's call him Jesus. We could then close up that glaring security hole called IP protocol as well - I hear many viruses spread over IP protocol and HTML. I already don't use HTML though.
I had a Chevy Chevette, but everything was broken, including the 12v. I finally trashed it when the seat came off its rail. Now I walk to the bus and on treadmills that can incline with my 350lb of ass on top. The one at my gym can do a 3% grade then I smell burnt rubber.
Sorry bud, but I'm used to walking on an incline. I work out daily like that. Watch out - I've got the power of FAT behind me. I'll dirty your mousepad, disable windows update via group policy, then sit on you and shoot you with my gun. Then I'll post to slashdot about it, comment on the slashdot post on my blog, and write a book about my blog on amazon. Now that's a money funnel for your ass asshat.
Format c: will also install on my patched system. The python script fixes broken computers, not broken users. My rich uncle (think $1mil+) is 70 years old and has been working 16 hour days all his life to save up for a 250k tractor (farmer). If he steers into a wall it's not the fault of John Deer software.
What we need is a spring dynamo generator in the shoes to recharge our wearables. I walk 4 times a week to work out - if there was a company that made a shoe charger for wearables, I would definitely buy stock, and would suggest everyone here to the same. It is an untapped goldmine. I unfortunately do not have time to work on this right now as my time is taken up by getting an A+ certification this year. Here's me walking (I'm the one who look like a football player) http://media.gettyimages.com/p...
I work for a 3 letter government agency the name of which I am not allowed to disclose under my 5 year contract. Pray to God I don't come over to your apartment.
I am responsible for security at an unnamed 3 letter government agency. I make sure patches are applied to 80k laptop and desktop windows workstations, and I can tell you Malwarebytes is not a realistic way to defend against something like this. Back in my days as a video game white-hat tester I wrote a python script. After much refactoring, it now logs in to every box through a client listener socket I have open on each workstation, and checks to make sure everything is patched. This is the only realistic way to manage security - not an afterthought like AV. If you're patched up to the latest, you're not getting infected - Windows, Mac or Linux is irrelevant to the conversation.
My 20 years in IT disagree with whatever the JTAG flashing is. I have worked as a video game tester, I have worked for google. Right I am a Sr. Systems Administrator at an unnamed 3 letter government agency, administering 80 thousand workstation laptops, workstation desktops, and tower workstations. I think I know what bricking means junior. You are talking about a hardware failure. Bricking is a software failure, and in this case the software is Windows. There is no such thing as soft-brick or hard-brick.
Why without accountability? I rent a 400sqrft apartment in Silicone Valley. Every few years I save up for a modest vacation to a neighboring state and leave for a week, during which my apartment sits empty despite me paying rent. Why can I not use an app to rent out that apartment for the week I am gone? I can rent to whomever I please, and discriminate as much as I want. For example, I don't like nlggers and asshats. I know it's wrong and racist, but it is my apartment and my choice. There is perfect accountability - to myself.
Let me give you an example. I am a virtual ditch digger, as all Sr. Systems Administrators are. When someone needs windows update run on their laptop, it falls to me. If I am too busy at the moment posting on slashdot about my weight, I ask my coworker to do my job for me. The black guy always says no, because he is an asshat, but the indian guy is mostly willing to help. This is a personal favor they are doing for me, so they are accountable only to themselves - their work, their time, their choice, their accountability.
"Bricked" means exactly what it's supposed to. It means the device is in a reboot loop and is about as useful as a brick. I have applied patches to over 80 thousand laptops and desktops running everything from Adobe Acrobat to Visio, and Windows Update sometimes goes into a reboot loop and bricks the device. I need to boot from a recovery disk and run a system Restore to unbrick it.
Wrong. When I was a search engine tester at Google my job was to type in words into the search page and click "I'm feeling lucky." Every time a torrent site would show up, I would create a ticket to notify the database people. I created 300k tickets over my time there - a tough job not many are willing to do. This gave me great insite into the DRM industry. People stopped pirating with each ticket I submitted. If you can't see it, you cannot pirate it.
This is not about liberals or ideological bases. The videos - Any content in fact, creates a money funnel for google. They create the website using something like LAMP, sit back and let the money roll in from site visits. Any kind of publicity - banning or allowing hate speech for example, creates more visits. Every time someone visits, the site makes money from its hosting provider. I myself have copied this money funnel idea from google. I write comments on my blog about my slashdot comments here, and people visit my site. I have the unlimited bandwidth plan for free from Sprint (grandfathered in), so I don't pay for bandwidth, and Sprint pays me for every unique IP in the apache logs that I email to them monthly. This makes me $2/day of free money, so every other day I can buy a free cup of coffee - for life. 8 hours spent posting on slashdot for $2 is about as good as it gets. I got passed over for a raise for doing just the bare minimum quota at work last year, but that raise was going to be under $2/day, so I win asshats! Many many asshats.
This is exactly what is wrong with you Linux freaks. I have been working IT in Silicone Valley for 20+ years and have seen it all, and you have always been the same. You try to be technically correct, but you are always technically incorrect.
I have an presentation document open. I patch my system. How often does your window manager need to be restarted when you patch your window manager? How about your graphics drivers? Serving up user sessions to the web - can't touch the IP stack. Windows can absolutely update w/o a reboot, and for many things it does. Restarting a lot of stuff including reloading some kernel modules means bouncing your applications. Just because you in your basement don't use any real applications and pretty much have a blank system serving up a NAS mountpoint for porn to your laptop does not mean that killing everything and restarting it while "never shutting down" is "never shutting down."
Gambling addiction? This is a very poor choice in how to spend your money. You need to create an automatic funnel that Passively brings income. My uncle is 70 years old, and drives a $250k tractor. Wherever he goes, the dirt behind him is cultivated and grows corn. When he passes down that same road again, the tractor collects sad corn: automatic money funnel.
Yeah, that just kind of makes you a social reject. You play the song you can relate to without lyrics for yourself, not for other people. To be the reject of a group of losers who listen to songs and discuss them - that's about as low as you can go.
Let me guess - those multiple concurrent discussions - none of them were with you? Did they go home and fuck someone and you went home to watch porn?
Any company can get hacked. It is usually the fault of people, and every company employs people. I am a Sr. Systems Administrator, and I manage 80k laptops for an unnamed 3 letter agency. It is my job to secure those laptops by making sure Weekly windows patching completes. Sometimes when the system goes to reboot, and application takes a long time to exit or has a save-as dialog open. Windows then presents the user with a force shutdown or cancel screen. Guess which option they pick? Patches can get missed for Months this way, and eventually their system gets hacked. There is no other way out of this besides fixing the broken user, and I don't have the authority do do that Yet. I got my screw driver set and hammer on standby though.
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I have not always worked for the government - I am on a 5 year contract right now, but have been in IT for 20 years. I started as a video game tester, tried to move up to white-hat but it wouldn't fit on my head. I've been at places like Google as well. Read up on my complicated history at google:
https://www.cdreimer.com/
When you're 47, making 50k, and max out the scale at 350lb - there are no jokes. I don't joke - I'm just trying to survive asshat.
Everyone I work with uses google to find a torrent. Into the firefox search bar, type in "movie" year "torrent" "resolution[720p|1080p] - the first 2-3 results give you the file you want. You can say that's stupid, I'll enjoy watching the movie. If my posts are amusing, visit my blog where I discuss my slashdot posts at length, and don't forget the heavy cream in your morning coffee! https://www.kickingthebitbucke...
I'm sure Microsoft has whatever Linux thing you say it has. I'm sure they have a spreadsheet template that organizes your mp3s as well, and some other weird tangents. I work at a real company (well, a government agency actually), and we have real things used in the real world. While technically the sky is not always blue, the sky is blue. To not understand that means you have not ever had a real job. I have 20 years of experience, which includes work at Google btw (I was the physical ditch digger for their new datacenter at the time).
Oh look. Saturday night and the reject is alone posting comments over a line long w/o "stupid" and "moron." Back on your pills you sad sac of loser?
I administer 80 thousand windows workstations and I have not once seen ANY GPL code from Microsoft.
There is no gpl code in cars, but thank you for the straw man. A contract is something both parties must sign - not something that can be simply "publicly declared." I would know, as I am a business owner myself.
That's right asshat. All things that talk over a network listen on a socket. I learned that in my networking class while getting my associate's degree. My grades were all As, and I made the dean's list. What's your point - I should have written a remote management script without using sockets? Maybe an illegal Mexican guy working for $2/hr who walks around with a USB stick? Let's call him Jesus. We could then close up that glaring security hole called IP protocol as well - I hear many viruses spread over IP protocol and HTML. I already don't use HTML though.
Correct. What's your point besides proving asshats can summarize 3 lines of text into 1 line of text?
I had a Chevy Chevette, but everything was broken, including the 12v. I finally trashed it when the seat came off its rail. Now I walk to the bus and on treadmills that can incline with my 350lb of ass on top. The one at my gym can do a 3% grade then I smell burnt rubber.
Thanks bebbe. I love u2. Let's fuck.
Sorry bud, but I'm used to walking on an incline. I work out daily like that. Watch out - I've got the power of FAT behind me. I'll dirty your mousepad, disable windows update via group policy, then sit on you and shoot you with my gun. Then I'll post to slashdot about it, comment on the slashdot post on my blog, and write a book about my blog on amazon. Now that's a money funnel for your ass asshat.
Format c: will also install on my patched system. The python script fixes broken computers, not broken users. My rich uncle (think $1mil+) is 70 years old and has been working 16 hour days all his life to save up for a 250k tractor (farmer). If he steers into a wall it's not the fault of John Deer software.
What we need is a spring dynamo generator in the shoes to recharge our wearables. I walk 4 times a week to work out - if there was a company that made a shoe charger for wearables, I would definitely buy stock, and would suggest everyone here to the same. It is an untapped goldmine. I unfortunately do not have time to work on this right now as my time is taken up by getting an A+ certification this year. Here's me walking (I'm the one who look like a football player) http://media.gettyimages.com/p...
I work for a 3 letter government agency the name of which I am not allowed to disclose under my 5 year contract. Pray to God I don't come over to your apartment.
I am responsible for security at an unnamed 3 letter government agency. I make sure patches are applied to 80k laptop and desktop windows workstations, and I can tell you Malwarebytes is not a realistic way to defend against something like this. Back in my days as a video game white-hat tester I wrote a python script. After much refactoring, it now logs in to every box through a client listener socket I have open on each workstation, and checks to make sure everything is patched. This is the only realistic way to manage security - not an afterthought like AV. If you're patched up to the latest, you're not getting infected - Windows, Mac or Linux is irrelevant to the conversation.
I don't need to know what JTAG means to know what asshat means.
My 20 years in IT disagree with whatever the JTAG flashing is. I have worked as a video game tester, I have worked for google. Right I am a Sr. Systems Administrator at an unnamed 3 letter government agency, administering 80 thousand workstation laptops, workstation desktops, and tower workstations. I think I know what bricking means junior. You are talking about a hardware failure. Bricking is a software failure, and in this case the software is Windows. There is no such thing as soft-brick or hard-brick.
Why without accountability? I rent a 400sqrft apartment in Silicone Valley. Every few years I save up for a modest vacation to a neighboring state and leave for a week, during which my apartment sits empty despite me paying rent. Why can I not use an app to rent out that apartment for the week I am gone? I can rent to whomever I please, and discriminate as much as I want. For example, I don't like nlggers and asshats. I know it's wrong and racist, but it is my apartment and my choice. There is perfect accountability - to myself. Let me give you an example. I am a virtual ditch digger, as all Sr. Systems Administrators are. When someone needs windows update run on their laptop, it falls to me. If I am too busy at the moment posting on slashdot about my weight, I ask my coworker to do my job for me. The black guy always says no, because he is an asshat, but the indian guy is mostly willing to help. This is a personal favor they are doing for me, so they are accountable only to themselves - their work, their time, their choice, their accountability.
"Bricked" means exactly what it's supposed to. It means the device is in a reboot loop and is about as useful as a brick. I have applied patches to over 80 thousand laptops and desktops running everything from Adobe Acrobat to Visio, and Windows Update sometimes goes into a reboot loop and bricks the device. I need to boot from a recovery disk and run a system Restore to unbrick it.
Wrong. When I was a search engine tester at Google my job was to type in words into the search page and click "I'm feeling lucky." Every time a torrent site would show up, I would create a ticket to notify the database people. I created 300k tickets over my time there - a tough job not many are willing to do. This gave me great insite into the DRM industry. People stopped pirating with each ticket I submitted. If you can't see it, you cannot pirate it.
This is not about liberals or ideological bases. The videos - Any content in fact, creates a money funnel for google. They create the website using something like LAMP, sit back and let the money roll in from site visits. Any kind of publicity - banning or allowing hate speech for example, creates more visits. Every time someone visits, the site makes money from its hosting provider. I myself have copied this money funnel idea from google. I write comments on my blog about my slashdot comments here, and people visit my site. I have the unlimited bandwidth plan for free from Sprint (grandfathered in), so I don't pay for bandwidth, and Sprint pays me for every unique IP in the apache logs that I email to them monthly. This makes me $2/day of free money, so every other day I can buy a free cup of coffee - for life. 8 hours spent posting on slashdot for $2 is about as good as it gets. I got passed over for a raise for doing just the bare minimum quota at work last year, but that raise was going to be under $2/day, so I win asshats! Many many asshats.
This is exactly what is wrong with you Linux freaks. I have been working IT in Silicone Valley for 20+ years and have seen it all, and you have always been the same. You try to be technically correct, but you are always technically incorrect. I have an presentation document open. I patch my system. How often does your window manager need to be restarted when you patch your window manager? How about your graphics drivers? Serving up user sessions to the web - can't touch the IP stack. Windows can absolutely update w/o a reboot, and for many things it does. Restarting a lot of stuff including reloading some kernel modules means bouncing your applications. Just because you in your basement don't use any real applications and pretty much have a blank system serving up a NAS mountpoint for porn to your laptop does not mean that killing everything and restarting it while "never shutting down" is "never shutting down."
Gambling addiction? This is a very poor choice in how to spend your money. You need to create an automatic funnel that Passively brings income. My uncle is 70 years old, and drives a $250k tractor. Wherever he goes, the dirt behind him is cultivated and grows corn. When he passes down that same road again, the tractor collects sad corn: automatic money funnel.
Yeah, that just kind of makes you a social reject. You play the song you can relate to without lyrics for yourself, not for other people. To be the reject of a group of losers who listen to songs and discuss them - that's about as low as you can go.
Let me guess - those multiple concurrent discussions - none of them were with you? Did they go home and fuck someone and you went home to watch porn?
Any company can get hacked. It is usually the fault of people, and every company employs people. I am a Sr. Systems Administrator, and I manage 80k laptops for an unnamed 3 letter agency. It is my job to secure those laptops by making sure Weekly windows patching completes. Sometimes when the system goes to reboot, and application takes a long time to exit or has a save-as dialog open. Windows then presents the user with a force shutdown or cancel screen. Guess which option they pick? Patches can get missed for Months this way, and eventually their system gets hacked. There is no other way out of this besides fixing the broken user, and I don't have the authority do do that Yet. I got my screw driver set and hammer on standby though.