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  1. Da History Of Motherfuckin' Emmanuel Hitler on A New Kind of War · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    "Dis be what happened to get muh ayazz here."

    Wassup.

    So back da fuckin' day n' shit I had a fuckin' ancestor niggrah in Niger. He lived in a fuckin' tree and chased monkey's and threw fuckin' spears n' shyit. The asshole had one fuck of a good life, till the fuckin' whitie man got on the wrong turf. There were no gizzats back then, so muh nigs got on a shyip n' shit.

    Fuckin'...they went to a cotton place or some shit. They would pick cotton for whitey and get whipped for it. If they learned to read, they get a gat in the face, yo. Word.

    So when dat white fuck let the slaves free n' shit, Great grandnig was free n' shit. He fuckin' met my Grat Grandma bitch and they fucked...a fuckin' lot, negro. After a while, my fuckin' Grandpa popped outta Great Grandho's poon.

    Some fuckin' day, a crackah-ass Skinhead bitch raped Grandma up the ass and shot her in the clit and stole her crack and her 40. Grandpa went ape-shit and tried to kill whitey. Shit went down, and Grandfuck joined the fukkin' army n' shit so he could carry a fuckin gat or some shit.

    One day some Germany whities try to start a war or some shit. Grandfuck was sent to Germany land to fight the Niza's. Grandpa was amped out one fuckin' night from Germaine crizzack rizzock. The nig was chasin Jeebus around and fuckin stepped on a land mine or some shit. He had to go to duh fukkin' hospitable. There he fuckin' met muh Grandmizza. They fizzed the shiznit outta each other till GRandies ebony rhythym stick turned fukin white.

    Months or some shit latah, Muh Mizzom pops her black ass outta Gramndna cunt. Affah dat, some whizzite Neezah bitch fucked Grandpuhs ayazz and capped his ayazz. Grizzma saw dat shit and ran. Duh dumb bitch end up in some white people party an nevah came back o' shome shit.

    Affa dizzat, some Noza find Mizzom and told da beotch if he fizzucked her tight blackass, he wouldn't throw no bleotch in da face o' some shit. Mowma said fuck yeah o' some shyit, and dat was fuckin' dat.

    Fuckin' years or some shit latah, da big fro whizzite Nicza bitch found out dis crazy-negro shit. He bring fuckin' Mowme to the Headquarters fuckin' crib n shit. They all pass da bitch roun n' shit. She not even get paid from dem. Massa Hitelir fuck dat puss when Mizma wuz old enuff and affa dat, ah pizzopped muh pearly whits outta dat cizzunt. Fuck if ah now, but I be here n' now. Yeah. I'm blizzack gizzowd n' shit. Nigs woship muh ayazz, an yo ass should too.

    Das why duh fuck I be here, nigs.

  2. Da History Of Motherfuckin' Emmanuel Hitler on Mmm ... Purple Disease-Resistant Potatoes · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    "Dis be what happened to get muh ayazz here."

    Wassup.

    So back da fuckin' day n' shit I had a fuckin' ancestor niggrah in Niger. He lived in a fuckin' tree and chased monkey's and threw fuckin' spears n' shyit. The asshole had one fuck of a good life, till the fuckin' whitie man got on the wrong turf. There were no gizzats back then, so muh nigs got on a shyip n' shit.

    Fuckin'...they went to a cotton place or some shit. They would pick cotton for whitey and get whipped for it. If they learned to read, they get a gat in the face, yo. Word.

    So when dat white fuck let the slaves free n' shit, Great grandnig was free n' shit. He fuckin' met my Grat Grandma bitch and they fucked...a fuckin' lot, negro. After a while, my fuckin' Grandpa popped outta Great Grandho's poon.

    Some fuckin' day, a crackah-ass Skinhead bitch raped Grandma up the ass and shot her in the clit and stole her crack and her 40. Grandpa went ape-shit and tried to kill whitey. Shit went down, and Grandfuck joined the fukkin' army n' shit so he could carry a fuckin gat or some shit.

    One day some Germany whities try to start a war or some shit. Grandfuck was sent to Germany land to fight the Niza's. Grandpa was amped out one fuckin' night from Germaine crizzack rizzock. The nig was chasin Jeebus around and fuckin stepped on a land mine or some shit. He had to go to duh fukkin' hospitable. There he fuckin' met muh Grandmizza. They fizzed the shiznit outta each other till GRandies ebony rhythym stick turned fukin white.

    Months or some shit latah, Muh Mizzom pops her black ass outta Gramndna cunt. Affah dat, some whizzite Neezah bitch fucked Grandpuhs ayazz and capped his ayazz. Grizzma saw dat shit and ran. Duh dumb bitch end up in some white people party an nevah came back o' shome shit.

    Affa dizzat, some Noza find Mizzom and told da beotch if he fizzucked her tight blackass, he wouldn't throw no bleotch in da face o' some shit. Mowma said fuck yeah o' some shyit, and dat was fuckin' dat.

    Fuckin' years or some shit latah, da big fro whizzite Nicza bitch found out dis crazy-negro shit. He bring fuckin' Mowme to the Headquarters fuckin' crib n shit. They all pass da bitch roun n' shit. She not even get paid from dem. Massa Hitelir fuck dat puss when Mizma wuz old enuff and affa dat, ah pizzopped muh pearly whits outta dat cizzunt. Fuck if ah now, but I be here n' now. Yeah. I'm blizzack gizzowd n' shit. Nigs woship muh ayazz, an yo ass should too.

    Das why duh fuck I be here, nigs.