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Stories: 0
Comments: 12
First seen: 2001-10-02
Last seen: 2001-10-06
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Comments · 12

Re:If we could just get a Beowulf cluster of these on Terascale Computing System Installed · 2001-10-06 14:14 · Score: -1

I for one think you are funny. Moderators, get a sense of humor.
The portuguese legend doesn't speak spanish! on Ultimate Guide to Hosting a LAN Party · 2001-10-02 20:13 · Score: 0

So, try and stop insulting in in spanish you damn ignorant pricks!
I want to be constructive, so here are some portuguese insults: Vai para o caralho que te foda!
Paneleiro da porra!
I shall spare you the translations, by the way, this is the real thing, not that Brazilian crap!
Jose Saramago got a Nobel Prize for literature and he is PORTUGUESE from PORTUGAL in EUROPE. You know, the country that went all over the place. Not some Samba dancing dudes from Brazil!
The legend has spoken!
Re:An Open Letter to Miguel de Icazza on Ultimate Guide to Hosting a LAN Party · 2001-10-02 20:04 · Score: 0

Icaza is The Man!
But this post is damn funny!
Moderators, get a damn sense of humor! This guy is funny and smart. I bet Icaza is laughing. Loved the address dude!
The Legend has spoken!
Free trick for stereotypical geeks! on Ultimate Guide to Hosting a LAN Party · 2001-10-02 20:01 · Score: 0

Go and buy an iBook or even better a TiPowerBook.
Go to either Barnes and Noble, Borders or Books-a-million!
Wait for the chicks to come!
The legend has spoken!
Stop modding my commends down on Ultimate Guide to Hosting a LAN Party · 2001-10-02 19:58 · Score: -1, Offtopic

I was using a Sinclair ZX 81 when I was 4 years old. This is in 1979. You bastards weren't even alive.
If I can't go out and post my shit on slasdot when I get home whithout a girl, this place sucks!
ASCII-art pansies.
All of you are getting fired soon anyways.
Losers!
The legend has spoken!
The Legend desmystifies itself on Ultimate Guide to Hosting a LAN Party · 2001-10-02 19:53 · Score: 0

I am called the Portuguese Legend because I chugged a whole handle of Captain Morgan Silver Rum and lived!
Braindead but alive!
I HATE BEER!
The legend has spoken!
My LAN parties on Ultimate Guide to Hosting a LAN Party · 2001-10-02 19:49 · Score: 1

My LAN parties were bad ass!
Me and my brother playing Red Alert!
That was the shit!
Nowadays I don't play anymore. Too busy chasing women and drinking Captain!
Peace!
The legend has spoken!
No portuguese stories on Ultimate Guide to Hosting a LAN Party · 2001-10-02 19:46 · Score: 0, Offtopic

You god damned racists!
How come there are no portuguese stories on slashdot? Bastards!
The legend has spoken!
Re:Projector fun... on Ultimate Guide to Hosting a LAN Party · 2001-10-02 19:44 · Score: 0, Flamebait

I like stupid Holywood flicks more than I like Quake2 parties.
And I like real parties with hot women even more!
Andy Kauffman was a genious.
The legend has spoken!
Re:Don't plan! on Ultimate Guide to Hosting a LAN Party · 2001-10-02 19:41 · Score: 1

When I use WordStar for DOS everybody shows up.
When I use my Atari 600 XL I see blue horses flying around. The Legend has spoken.
Re:Get a GRIP on Ultimate Guide to Hosting a LAN Party · 2001-10-02 19:38 · Score: -1, Offtopic

My living the moment includes pursuing interaction with women at all costs.
The Legend has spoken again! Rejoice!
First Post of the Portuguese Legend on Ultimate Guide to Hosting a LAN Party · 2001-10-02 19:35 · Score: 0, Offtopic

This is the very first post of the Portuguese legend.
I have been reading Slashdot for many years now, and only now decided to speak.
Behold the Legend and His handle of the Captain.
Please mod this funny or I'll have serious psychological issues.
Thank you. Carry on.