fuck (fk) Vulgar Slang
v. fucked, fuck*ing, fucks
v. tr.
To have sexual intercourse with.
To take advantage of, betray, or cheat; victimize.
Used in the imperative as a signal of angry dismissal.
v. intr.
To engage in sexual intercourse.
To act wastefully or foolishly.
To interfere; meddle. Often used with with.
n.
An act of sexual intercourse.
A partner in sexual intercourse.
A despised person.
Used as an intensive: What the fuck did you do that for?
interj.
Used to express extreme displeasure.
Phrasal Verbs:
fuck off
Used in the imperative as a signal of angry dismissal.
To spend time idly.
To masturbate.fuck over
To treat unfairly; take advantage of.fuck up
To make a mistake; bungle something.
To act carelessly, foolishly, or incorrectly.
To cause to be intoxicated.
[Middle English, attested in pseudo-Latin fuccant, (they) fuck, deciphered from gxddbov.]
Word History: The obscenity fuck is a very old word and has been considered shocking from the first, though it is seen in print much more often now than in the past. Its first known occurrence, in code because of its unacceptability, is in a poem composed in a mixture of Latin and English sometime before 1500. The poem, which satirizes the Carmelite friars of Cambridge, England, takes its title, "Flen flyys," from the first words of its opening line, "Flen, flyys, and freris," that is, "fleas, flies, and friars." The line that contains fuck reads "Non sunt in coeli, quia gxddbov xxkxzt pg ifmk." The Latin words "Non sunt in coeli, quia," mean "they [the friars] are not in heaven, since." The code "gxddbov xxkxzt pg ifmk" is easily broken by simply substituting the preceding letter in the alphabet, keeping in mind differences in the alphabet and in spelling between then and now: i was then used for both i and j; v was used for both u and v; and vv was used for w. This yields "fvccant [a fake Latin form] vvivys of heli." The whole thus reads in translation: "They are not in heaven because they fuck wives of Ely [a town near Cambridge]."
shit (sh-it) Vulgar Slang v.shit, also shat (sht) shitting,shits v.intr. To defecate. v.tr.
To defecate in.
To tease or try to deceive.
n.
Excrement.
The act or an instance of defecating.
shits Diarrhea. Used with the.
Something considered disgusting, of poor quality, foolish, or otherwise totally unacceptable.
A mean or contemptible person.
A narcotic or intoxicant, such as marijuana or heroin.
Things; items.
Foolish, deceiftul, or boastful language.
Insolent talk or behavior.
Trouble or difficulty.
A small or worthless amount: He doesn't know shit.
interj. Used to express surprise, anger, or extreme displeasure. Phrasal Verb: shit on To treat with malice or extreme disrespect. Idioms: get (one's) shit together To get organized; put one's affairs or possessions in order. give a shit To care the least bit.
no shit
Used to express disbelief.
Used to express contemptuous acknowledgment of the obvious.
shitbricks/a brick To become extremely worried or frightened. up shit creek (without a
paddle) In dire circumstances with no hope of help. when the shit hits the fan When the situation goes awry; when trouble starts.
The Bundestag, Germany's lower house of parliament, is exploring whether to ditch western capitalism and democracy in favor of a return to the great Nazi days of the 1930s, partly due to a concern over the lack of cheap jewboy slave labor.
A parliamentary committee is due to decide late this year or early in 2002 on a more oppressive and economically feasable form of government to use since it's democratic system is failing most horribly. "We just can operate the way we used to, when we could put harnesses and whips across the backs of thousands of dirty jews and porch monkeys", said Volker Schroer, an adviser to the Social Democratic party faction in the Bundestag.
"The basic problem is that AmeriKKKa is ending its support for democratic government at the end of 2001; you can continue to use it for a while, but then you have to upgrade or switch to the new, improved totalitarian AmeriKKKan police state," he said.
"The only options under consideration are another war with the Great Satan, or just enslaving all the niggers, kikes, dunecoons, spics, faggots, and wops we can find", he added.
Schroer also mentioned that "we Germans, the ass raping retards we are, still do have some priorites, and one of those is to reclaim all of their liberated kike slaves".
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he said PORTABLE, you shit eating asslicker
fuck (fk) Vulgar Slang
v. fucked, fuck*ing, fucks
v. tr.
To have sexual intercourse with.
To take advantage of, betray, or cheat; victimize.
Used in the imperative as a signal of angry dismissal.
v. intr.
To engage in sexual intercourse.
To act wastefully or foolishly.
To interfere; meddle. Often used with with.
n.
An act of sexual intercourse.
A partner in sexual intercourse.
A despised person.
Used as an intensive: What the fuck did you do that for?
interj.
Used to express extreme displeasure.
Phrasal Verbs:
fuck off
Used in the imperative as a signal of angry dismissal.
To spend time idly.
To masturbate.fuck over
To treat unfairly; take advantage of.fuck up
To make a mistake; bungle something.
To act carelessly, foolishly, or incorrectly.
To cause to be intoxicated.
[Middle English, attested in pseudo-Latin fuccant, (they) fuck, deciphered from gxddbov.]
Word History: The obscenity fuck is a very old word and has been considered shocking from the first, though it is seen in print much more often now than in the past. Its first known occurrence, in code because of its unacceptability, is in a poem composed in a mixture of Latin and English sometime before 1500. The poem, which satirizes the Carmelite friars of Cambridge, England, takes its title, "Flen flyys," from the first words of its opening line, "Flen, flyys, and freris," that is, "fleas, flies, and friars." The line that contains fuck reads "Non sunt in coeli, quia gxddbov xxkxzt pg ifmk." The Latin words "Non sunt in coeli, quia," mean "they [the friars] are not in heaven, since." The code "gxddbov xxkxzt pg ifmk" is easily broken by simply substituting the preceding letter in the alphabet, keeping in mind differences in the alphabet and in spelling between then and now: i was then used for both i and j; v was used for both u and v; and vv was used for w. This yields "fvccant [a fake Latin form] vvivys of heli." The whole thus reads in translation: "They are not in heaven because they fuck wives of Ely [a town near Cambridge]."
eat my SHIT you FUCKING KARMA WHORE
v. shit, also shat (sht) shitting, shits
v. intr. To defecate.
v. tr.
n.
A narcotic or intoxicant, such as marijuana or heroin.
Things; items.
Foolish, deceiftul, or boastful language.
Insolent talk or behavior.
Trouble or difficulty.
A small or worthless amount: He doesn't know shit.
interj. Used to express surprise, anger, or extreme displeasure.
Phrasal Verb:
shit on To treat with malice or extreme disrespect.
Idioms:
get (one's) shit together To get organized; put one's affairs or possessions in order.
give a shit To care the least bit.
no shit
- Used to express disbelief.
- Used to express contemptuous acknowledgment of the obvious.
shit bricksup shit creek (without a paddle) In dire circumstances with no hope of help.
when the shit hits the fan When the situation goes awry; when trouble starts.
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The Bundestag, Germany's lower house of parliament, is exploring whether to ditch western capitalism and democracy in favor of a return to the great Nazi days of the 1930s, partly due to a concern over the lack of cheap jewboy slave labor.
A parliamentary committee is due to decide late this year or early in 2002 on a more oppressive and economically feasable form of government to use since it's democratic system is failing most horribly. "We just can operate the way we used to, when we could put harnesses and whips across the backs of thousands of dirty jews and porch monkeys", said Volker Schroer, an adviser to the Social Democratic party faction in the Bundestag.
"The basic problem is that AmeriKKKa is ending its support for democratic government at the end of 2001; you can continue to use it for a while, but then you have to upgrade or switch to the new, improved totalitarian AmeriKKKan police state," he said.
"The only options under consideration are another war with the Great Satan, or just enslaving all the niggers, kikes, dunecoons, spics, faggots, and wops we can find", he added.
Schroer also mentioned that "we Germans, the ass raping retards we are, still do have some priorites, and one of those is to reclaim all of their liberated kike slaves".
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