It has come to my attention that many years of constant moderation and sexy, sexy metamoderation have caused many of you to develop a brainwashed state that causes you to gain a small sexual thrill from the act of voting. I'm not saying this isn't something for you all to be ashamed of; frankly, I think you're all a bunch of twisted fucked-up weirdos. I know you were all jacking off in voting booths for George W. Bush, and I know that the three months it took to bring that election to the correct conclusion brought you all as close as you'll ever get to a female orgasm, both conceptually and in terms of physical proximity.
It's time to put your sick voting perversion to good use. It's time for the Slashdot Troll Awards 2001! Slashdot's answer to the emmys, grammys and the eurovision song contest. This is the night when slashdot's most renowned personalities gather to do honour to their own. Wouldn't you like to brush shoulders with the likes of Ralph JewHater Nader? Or slashdot teen-idol SumDeusExMachina?
Here's your chance. One lucky winner will be selected to spend a day with some of slashdot's most glamourous celebrity trolls, in the new SECRET TROLL SID! Could you be the lucky winner? There's only one way to find out!
How To Vote:
To begin, simply fill out the form below, giving the name, and if possible, link to the troll you consider most deserves to win the category. Vote in as many or as few categories as you like! Vote as many or as few times as you like! Since this is an internet poll, ballot stuffing is both valid and encouraged.
All candidates except those for the Hall of Fame category must have been present and active on slashdot between November 6, 2000 and November 6, 2001, give or take.
Email your completed form to slashdottrollawards@ziplip.com from whichever web mail account you use to conceal your real identity, and protect yourself from ever being connected to the horrible, spiteful, juvenile things you do online.
Winners will be announced whenever I feel like it. If VA Linu...excuse me, VA Software goes under and takes slashdot with it, before I get around to counting votes, winners will be announced on a website with a sensible business plan.
The Categories!
Best Troll Post in 2001:
Best Crapflood in 2001:
Best First Post in 2001:
Best Ongoing Character Troll in 2001:
Best Flamewar of 2001:
Best Biter in 2001:
Best Troll Account of 2001:
Best Crapflooder of 2001:
Most Dedicated First Poster of 2001:
Most Impressive Editor Response to Trolling in 2001:
Best Troll Song of 2001:
Best Impersonator of 2001:
Most Inflammatory Response to a Jon Katz Article in 2001:
Most Heartless Response to 9/11 Tragedy in 2001 (Category open this year only):
It has come to my attention that many years of constant moderation and sexy, sexy metamoderation have caused many of you to develop a brainwashed state that causes you to gain a small sexual thrill from the act of voting. I'm not saying this isn't something for you all to be ashamed of; frankly, I think you're all a bunch of twisted fucked-up weirdos. I know you were all jacking off in voting booths for George W. Bush, and I know that the three months it took to bring that election to the correct conclusion brought you all as close as you'll ever get to a female orgasm, both conceptually and in terms of physical proximity.
It's time to put your sick voting perversion to good use. It's time for the Slashdot Troll Awards 2001! Slashdot's answer to the emmys, grammys and the eurovision song contest. This is the night when slashdot's most renowned personalities gather to do honour to their own. Wouldn't you like to brush shoulders with the likes of Ralph JewHater Nader? Or slashdot teen-idol SumDeusExMachina?
Here's your chance. One lucky winner will be selected to spend a day with some of slashdot's most glamourous celebrity trolls, in the new SECRET TROLL SID! Could you be the lucky winner? There's only one way to find out!
How To Vote:
To begin, simply fill out the form below, giving the name, and if possible, link to the troll you consider most deserves to win the category. Vote in as many or as few categories as you like! Vote as many or as few times as you like! Since this is an internet poll, ballot stuffing is both valid and encouraged.
All candidates except those for the Hall of Fame category must have been present and active on slashdot between November 6, 2000 and November 6, 2001, give or take.
Email your completed form to slashdottrollawards@ziplip.com from whichever web mail account you use to conceal your real identity, and protect yourself from ever being connected to the horrible, spiteful, juvenile things you do online.
Winners will be announced whenever I feel like it. If VA Linu...excuse me, VA Software goes under and takes slashdot with it, before I get around to counting votes, winners will be announced on a website with a sensible business plan.
The Categories!
Best Troll Post in 2001:
Best Crapflood in 2001:
Best First Post in 2001:
Best Ongoing Character Troll in 2001:
Best Flamewar of 2001:
Best Biter in 2001:
Best Troll Account of 2001:
Best Crapflooder of 2001:
Most Dedicated First Poster of 2001:
Most Impressive Editor Response to Trolling in 2001:
Best Troll Song of 2001:
Best Impersonator of 2001:
Most Inflammatory Response to a Jon Katz Article in 2001:
Most Heartless Response to 9/11 Tragedy in 2001 (Category open this year only):
Slashdot Mirror
It has come to my attention that many years of constant moderation and sexy, sexy metamoderation have caused many of you to develop a brainwashed state that causes you to gain a small sexual thrill from the act of voting. I'm not saying this isn't something for you all to be ashamed of; frankly, I think you're all a bunch of twisted fucked-up weirdos. I know you were all jacking off in voting booths for George W. Bush, and I know that the three months it took to bring that election to the correct conclusion brought you all as close as you'll ever get to a female orgasm, both conceptually and in terms of physical proximity.
It's time to put your sick voting perversion to good use. It's time for the Slashdot Troll Awards 2001! Slashdot's answer to the emmys, grammys and the eurovision song contest. This is the night when slashdot's most renowned personalities gather to do honour to their own. Wouldn't you like to brush shoulders with the likes of Ralph JewHater Nader? Or slashdot teen-idol SumDeusExMachina?
Here's your chance. One lucky winner will be selected to spend a day with some of slashdot's most glamourous celebrity trolls, in the new SECRET TROLL SID! Could you be the lucky winner? There's only one way to find out!
How To Vote:
To begin, simply fill out the form below, giving the name, and if possible, link to the troll you consider most deserves to win the category. Vote in as many or as few categories as you like! Vote as many or as few times as you like! Since this is an internet poll, ballot stuffing is both valid and encouraged.
All candidates except those for the Hall of Fame category must have been present and active on slashdot between November 6, 2000 and November 6, 2001, give or take.
Email your completed form to slashdottrollawards@ziplip.com from whichever web mail account you use to conceal your real identity, and protect yourself from ever being connected to the horrible, spiteful, juvenile things you do online.
Winners will be announced whenever I feel like it. If VA Linu...excuse me, VA Software goes under and takes slashdot with it, before I get around to counting votes, winners will be announced on a website with a sensible business plan.
The Categories!
It has come to my attention that many years of constant moderation and sexy, sexy metamoderation have caused many of you to develop a brainwashed state that causes you to gain a small sexual thrill from the act of voting. I'm not saying this isn't something for you all to be ashamed of; frankly, I think you're all a bunch of twisted fucked-up weirdos. I know you were all jacking off in voting booths for George W. Bush, and I know that the three months it took to bring that election to the correct conclusion brought you all as close as you'll ever get to a female orgasm, both conceptually and in terms of physical proximity.
It's time to put your sick voting perversion to good use. It's time for the Slashdot Troll Awards 2001! Slashdot's answer to the emmys, grammys and the eurovision song contest. This is the night when slashdot's most renowned personalities gather to do honour to their own. Wouldn't you like to brush shoulders with the likes of Ralph JewHater Nader? Or slashdot teen-idol SumDeusExMachina?
Here's your chance. One lucky winner will be selected to spend a day with some of slashdot's most glamourous celebrity trolls, in the new SECRET TROLL SID! Could you be the lucky winner? There's only one way to find out!
How To Vote:
To begin, simply fill out the form below, giving the name, and if possible, link to the troll you consider most deserves to win the category. Vote in as many or as few categories as you like! Vote as many or as few times as you like! Since this is an internet poll, ballot stuffing is both valid and encouraged.
All candidates except those for the Hall of Fame category must have been present and active on slashdot between November 6, 2000 and November 6, 2001, give or take.
Email your completed form to slashdottrollawards@ziplip.com from whichever web mail account you use to conceal your real identity, and protect yourself from ever being connected to the horrible, spiteful, juvenile things you do online.
Winners will be announced whenever I feel like it. If VA Linu...excuse me, VA Software goes under and takes slashdot with it, before I get around to counting votes, winners will be announced on a website with a sensible business plan.
The Categories!