Where I live, we have low-flush toilets. High-flush toilets are unknown here; I've heard about them, but never seen nor used one.
One inherent problem of low-flush toilets is "plop splash": a turd can build up considerable kinetic energy by the time it hits the water, causing a violent splash that splatters your undercarriage with drops of tainted water. I'm sure you're familiar with this, Turd Report, however you may not encounter this so often seeing that you regularly produce 50cm monsters, which must ease themselves down gently into the water much like Titanic did. Or so I imagine. (50cm! Christ almighty!)
There's not much that can be done about plop splash. One solution is lay down a layer of paper before shitting to moderate the effects of the impact, but that is wasteful of paper, and then we have to ask ourselves a difficult question: do we want to save water or trees?
It's the God-damned 21st century for fuck's sake, yet we still face so many annoying low-tech problems. Your bringing this topic up for discussion, Turd Report, may help us step a bit closer to a solution. Thanks!
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One inherent problem of low-flush toilets is "plop splash": a turd can build up considerable kinetic energy by the time it hits the water, causing a violent splash that splatters your undercarriage with drops of tainted water. I'm sure you're familiar with this, Turd Report, however you may not encounter this so often seeing that you regularly produce 50cm monsters, which must ease themselves down gently into the water much like Titanic did. Or so I imagine. (50cm! Christ almighty!)
There's not much that can be done about plop splash. One solution is lay down a layer of paper before shitting to moderate the effects of the impact, but that is wasteful of paper, and then we have to ask ourselves a difficult question: do we want to save water or trees?
It's the God-damned 21st century for fuck's sake, yet we still face so many annoying low-tech problems. Your bringing this topic up for discussion, Turd Report, may help us step a bit closer to a solution. Thanks!