Yeah, I remember that same class. I thought that happened in 1106 Op Sys Tools.
I was in that class, and had been sick for about a month. When I came back to class to take the final exam (because the class was a JOKE) The prof (can't remember his name) pulled me off to the side as I entered the room and accused me of cheating. I was like 'What the hell are you talking about?', and he said 'Ooops, you were the sick guy, weren't you. Never mind. Here's your final.'
I was shaken up for the rest of the class, and only later learned what had really happened.
What's wrong with adding apostrophe's to all the word's that end in s's?
You Linux guy's suck.
MOD me up, too, for I know how comma's work.
Leucian "Not a troll" J.
spankmehoff@hotmail.com
You got that right!
Slashdot/Slashdot users need(s) to be raided! Now watch as my message does not show up because the moderators think that differing opinions have no merit! It's magic!
Leucian
spankmehoff@hotmail.com
Well, I can safely say that I am not one of the Microsoft hating Linux zealots. Personally, I think Linux is a sad excuse of an operating system. True, it provides a vital hardware abstraction layer to allow for interaction with the system's components, but it is seriously lacking in ease of use. Windows is a far superior operating system to Linux in almost all fronts. Take the following comparison, if you will:
1) Drop the CD in and type 'setup' and Windows installs itself, whereas you need a manual to tell you what should be installed for Linux.
2) Hmm, all the best games and software are written for Windows, whereas Linux scrapes all of the leftovers and second class software from the people who don't get paid very well for their work.
3) If you have a problem with your computer, you can always call the company who put it together for you, whereas with Linux you have to work your problem around the schedule of some pasty unshaven lout who is wired to explode after drinking one too many Red Bull energy drinks.
4) So what if Linux is cheaper? You get what you pay for, people. Why buy a used car and worry about getting the thing running (a problem with Linux) when you can buy a new car and not have to worry?
5) Does your computer crash when you install Windows on it? Maybe that's because you built the thing from the guts of obsolete machines. Also, if you want to buy your parts off of pricewatch.com, expect to get parts that don't work properly. Does this mean that Linux is better because it has a higher compatibility with different components? NO. It means that Windows has higher standards.
6) Windows users, on average, copulate far more than Linux users. Windows users also don't smell like cheddar cheese.
7) My mother knows how to use Windows. Does your mother know how to use Linux?
8) Nobody has -EVER- been able to hack my machine or install any virus simply because I turn off Active Scripting. You take scripting away, and suddenly my Windows machine is more secure than your bodged up Linux b0xen.
9) Programs written for Windows work in Windows, whereas you have to know the program inside and out to get the thing to compile in *nix.
10) Don't like the way something is running in Windows? Change it with the click of a button. Don't like the way something is running in Linux? Recompile the god damned kernel and pray the thing doesn't hex dump over your Sarah Michelle Gellar.jpgs.
Sound about right to you? Well, I thought so.
By the way, 'No Money' sounds more appropriate than 'National Pride' as a reason for using Linux.
Sincerely,
Linuxisforlosers
spankmehoff@hotmail.com (Yes, that is my real e-mail address!)
Amen, Shab. Here at my local university we have a Linux Users Group which is composed almost entirely of pimply faced lard butts who like to sit around reciting the Holy Grail while drinking Mountain Dew. These people actually have the nerve to sneer when you don't know what a grep is. Pardon me, Bodak, but I don't sit at home Friday nights when there are women in desperate need of sex to be found on the second floor.
Also, Shab, you are dead on about the odor issue. There is a constant scent of cheese associated with these dingalings which tends to cling to the clothing of anyone who just so happens to be visiting the roommate of a Linux user.
Here's another question:
Why do those freakshows have to litter their otherwise quasi-readable posts with stupid anagrams like IANAL? ("I am not a lawyer", if you are unaware.) It seems to me that a more appropriate meaning for Linux users would be:
"I'm always needing anal loving."
Why do you Linux users whine and moan about 'Don't censor this', and 'You're stealing my rights, meany!' Excuse me, but where -exactly- in the Constitution of the United States does it state that Fair Use means you can.mp3 encode and distribute your Sailor Moon soundtrack to your boyfriends? If your CD is copy protected, then maybe you should STOP TRYING TO COPY IT, MORON!
Aww... It doesn't work in your 'puter? Maybe you should actually learn to spend money (like on an OS, for instance) instead of shopping like grandma on Pricewatch for a system which you -think- might work. Like I've said in the past:
If Windows crashes, it's probably because your computer is a piece of crap kludged together from a rat-turd infested Pentium. (Forgive my digression!)
Hey Vinny, stop trying to build the dorm's largest Beowolf cluster and get a woman, for crying out loud! Share with Bodak if you have to!
Perhaps you Penguin thumpers aren't into that whole 'woman' thing quite yet... If you aren't interested in adopting some social skills, then the least (the ABSOLUTE least) you can do is open a window! This will pique your 'efficiency first' node by serving the triple purpose of:
1) Airing out your cheese haus,
2) Showing you the wonders of 'Outside',
and 3) Adding some color to your bleached face.
BRING IT!
Leucian
spankmehoff@hotmail.com
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Yeah, I remember that same class. I thought that happened in 1106 Op Sys Tools. I was in that class, and had been sick for about a month. When I came back to class to take the final exam (because the class was a JOKE) The prof (can't remember his name) pulled me off to the side as I entered the room and accused me of cheating. I was like 'What the hell are you talking about?', and he said 'Ooops, you were the sick guy, weren't you. Never mind. Here's your final.' I was shaken up for the rest of the class, and only later learned what had really happened.
What's wrong with adding apostrophe's to all the word's that end in s's?
You Linux guy's suck.
MOD me up, too, for I know how comma's work.
Leucian "Not a troll" J.
spankmehoff@hotmail.com
You got that right!
Slashdot/Slashdot users need(s) to be raided! Now watch as my message does not show up because the moderators think that differing opinions have no merit! It's magic!
Leucian
spankmehoff@hotmail.com
Well, I can safely say that I am not one of the Microsoft hating Linux zealots. Personally, I think Linux is a sad excuse of an operating system. True, it provides a vital hardware abstraction layer to allow for interaction with the system's components, but it is seriously lacking in ease of use. Windows is a far superior operating system to Linux in almost all fronts. Take the following comparison, if you will:
.jpgs.
1) Drop the CD in and type 'setup' and Windows installs itself, whereas you need a manual to tell you what should be installed for Linux.
2) Hmm, all the best games and software are written for Windows, whereas Linux scrapes all of the leftovers and second class software from the people who don't get paid very well for their work.
3) If you have a problem with your computer, you can always call the company who put it together for you, whereas with Linux you have to work your problem around the schedule of some pasty unshaven lout who is wired to explode after drinking one too many Red Bull energy drinks.
4) So what if Linux is cheaper? You get what you pay for, people. Why buy a used car and worry about getting the thing running (a problem with Linux) when you can buy a new car and not have to worry?
5) Does your computer crash when you install Windows on it? Maybe that's because you built the thing from the guts of obsolete machines. Also, if you want to buy your parts off of pricewatch.com, expect to get parts that don't work properly. Does this mean that Linux is better because it has a higher compatibility with different components? NO. It means that Windows has higher standards.
6) Windows users, on average, copulate far more than Linux users. Windows users also don't smell like cheddar cheese.
7) My mother knows how to use Windows. Does your mother know how to use Linux?
8) Nobody has -EVER- been able to hack my machine or install any virus simply because I turn off Active Scripting. You take scripting away, and suddenly my Windows machine is more secure than your bodged up Linux b0xen.
9) Programs written for Windows work in Windows, whereas you have to know the program inside and out to get the thing to compile in *nix.
10) Don't like the way something is running in Windows? Change it with the click of a button. Don't like the way something is running in Linux? Recompile the god damned kernel and pray the thing doesn't hex dump over your Sarah Michelle Gellar
Sound about right to you? Well, I thought so.
By the way, 'No Money' sounds more appropriate than 'National Pride' as a reason for using Linux.
Sincerely,
Linuxisforlosers
spankmehoff@hotmail.com (Yes, that is my real e-mail address!)
Amen, Shab. Here at my local university we have a Linux Users Group which is composed almost entirely of pimply faced lard butts who like to sit around reciting the Holy Grail while drinking Mountain Dew. These people actually have the nerve to sneer when you don't know what a grep is. Pardon me, Bodak, but I don't sit at home Friday nights when there are women in desperate need of sex to be found on the second floor. Also, Shab, you are dead on about the odor issue. There is a constant scent of cheese associated with these dingalings which tends to cling to the clothing of anyone who just so happens to be visiting the roommate of a Linux user. Here's another question: Why do those freakshows have to litter their otherwise quasi-readable posts with stupid anagrams like IANAL? ("I am not a lawyer", if you are unaware.) It seems to me that a more appropriate meaning for Linux users would be: "I'm always needing anal loving." Why do you Linux users whine and moan about 'Don't censor this', and 'You're stealing my rights, meany!' Excuse me, but where -exactly- in the Constitution of the United States does it state that Fair Use means you can .mp3 encode and distribute your Sailor Moon soundtrack to your boyfriends? If your CD is copy protected, then maybe you should STOP TRYING TO COPY IT, MORON!
Aww... It doesn't work in your 'puter? Maybe you should actually learn to spend money (like on an OS, for instance) instead of shopping like grandma on Pricewatch for a system which you -think- might work. Like I've said in the past:
If Windows crashes, it's probably because your computer is a piece of crap kludged together from a rat-turd infested Pentium. (Forgive my digression!)
Hey Vinny, stop trying to build the dorm's largest Beowolf cluster and get a woman, for crying out loud! Share with Bodak if you have to!
Perhaps you Penguin thumpers aren't into that whole 'woman' thing quite yet... If you aren't interested in adopting some social skills, then the least (the ABSOLUTE least) you can do is open a window! This will pique your 'efficiency first' node by serving the triple purpose of:
1) Airing out your cheese haus,
2) Showing you the wonders of 'Outside',
and 3) Adding some color to your bleached face.
BRING IT!
Leucian
spankmehoff@hotmail.com