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  1. Re:Just great... on Intel Developing Cellular Internet Chip · · Score: -1

    Hey, guess what...driving and talking on the phone should be illegal. Just like owning guns. You're a menace to society if you drive and talk or own a gun.

  2. Re:I hate to be a dick, but. on De Icaza Responds on Mono and GNOME · · Score: -1

    I agree with this post.

  3. Re:Alan Cox Says It Best on De Icaza Responds on Mono and GNOME · · Score: -1
    Great example of how patents restrict innovation and competition BTW.....
    No, it's a great example of how linux zealots steal Microsoft's innovations and continuously break the law.
  4. Re:Oi the irony... on RMS Asks Miguel to Explain Himself · · Score: -1

    Gnome users are hypocrites, plain and simple. That project has been dead for over a year, there's no way they can catch up to Microsoft, Apple, or KDE.

  5. Re:And they said KDE ... on LinuxWorld: Business, Business and More Business · · Score: -1

    You can probably start here, you fucking retard.

  6. Re:Reaganomics on LinuxWorld: Business, Business and More Business · · Score: -1

    Hate to tell you this, but Reaganomics is complete and utter bullshit.

  7. Re:You want business? You got business on LinuxWorld: Business, Business and More Business · · Score: -1
    Often times, as mass popularity increases (in this case business adoption), enjoyment level decreases.

    Just like Slashdot!

  8. Re:FP on LinuxWorld: Business, Business and More Business · · Score: -1

    Thank you Good Sir, a matter of mere seconds I'm sure.

  9. Re:first post on LinuxWorld: Business, Business and More Business · · Score: -1

    Fuck You AC, I beat you to it!

  10. FP on LinuxWorld: Business, Business and More Business · · Score: -1

    This is probably not first.

  11. Linux is DYING. on LWCE Reports Continue · · Score: -1

    *BSD is too.

  12. (n/t) on LWCE Reports Continue · · Score: -1

    ..

  13. Re:The Register Article on LWCE Reports Continue · · Score: -1
    I feel I should warn you that I've added you to my enemies list for that uncreative, unintelligent, sorry excuse of a post. I, and the rest of the Slashdot patrons, feel that you should put more effort into being original and thoughtful. Hopefully, this will serve as a sort of "kick in the ass" to get you on the right track. The updated list is below.

    1. Arnold M. Picker
    2. Alexander E. Barkan
    3. Ed Guthman
    4. Maxwell Dane
    5. Charles Dyson
    6. Howard Stein
    7. Allard Lowenstein
    8. Morton Halperin
    9. Leonard Woodcock
    10. S. Sterling Munro Jr
    11. Bernard T. Feld
    12. Sidney Davidoff
    13. John Conyers
    14. Samuel M. Lambert
    15. Stewart Rawlings Mott
    16. Ronald Dellums
    17. Daniel Schorr
    18. S. Harrison Dogole
    19. Paul Newman
    20. Mary McGrory
    21. Prisoner Of Gravity

  14. Hello there on LWCE Reports Continue · · Score: -1
    asdfubjwefkllashvuiw edsiuhf iaosud hh98234 5nv7 anksdg UIn GJK ns 7329u ndhjf .

    aofihg 8904 dhg aht *lkj qjd Linux rules, M$ $ucks (+5,Informative)

  15. Re:read this offtopic post on The SEC and Fake Investment Sites · · Score: -1

    Welcome Registration signifies that you agree to the terms and conditions of our Subscriber Agreement For more information about Registration and The New York Times on the Web, please visit the Help Center. We are committed to your privacy. [BBBOnLine Privacy Seal] Copyright 2001 The New York Times Company

  16. Re:Notice the Dearth of Posts Today? on The SEC and Fake Investment Sites · · Score: -1

    I agree with this post.

  17. FreeBSD Sucks! on The SEC and Fake Investment Sites · · Score: -1

    Wow. This is entirely fascinating.

  18. Re:FP on Junkyard Wars: The Next Generation · · Score: -1
    Congrats on that excellent FP!

    This troll is for Cathy Rogers. I'll only watch this show if she hosts.

  19. Re:All these worlds are yours... on Public Survey For NASA's Planetary Research Priorities · · Score: -1
    I feel I should warn you that I've added you to my enemies list for that uncreative, unintelligent, sorry excuse of a post. I, and the rest of the Slashdot patrons, feel that you should put more effort into being original and thoughtful. Hopefully, this will serve as a sort of "kick in the ass" to get you on the right track. The updated list is below.

    1. Arnold M. Picker
    2. Alexander E. Barkan
    3. Ed Guthman
    4. Maxwell Dane
    5. Charles Dyson
    6. Howard Stein
    7. Allard Lowenstein
    8. Morton Halperin
    9. Leonard Woodcock
    10. S. Sterling Munro Jr
    11. Bernard T. Feld
    12. Sidney Davidoff
    13. John Conyers
    14. Samuel M. Lambert
    15. Stewart Rawlings Mott
    16. Ronald Dellums
    17. Daniel Schorr
    18. S. Harrison Dogole
    19. Paul Newman
    20. Mary McGrory
    21. Bonker

  20. Please... on Public Survey For NASA's Planetary Research Priorities · · Score: -1
    Dont' forget about oral hygiene. Here are some instructions for flossing.

    • First, take a piece of floss about 20-24+ inches in length
    • Wind the floss around your 2 middle fingers and grasp 1/2 inch of floss tightly between your thumbs and forefingers.
    • Insert the floss between your teeth carefully
    • Hold the floss taught and curve it around one of the teeth.
    • Scrape the floss up and down against one tooth and then the other (not in a sawing motion) The main purpose is to remove the film of plaque on your teeth, not just food particles!
    • Using a new part of the floss, continue flossing, even tooth surfaces which have no tooth next to them.
    • Rinse thoroughly to remove any loosened particles.
  21. Important Info on Public Survey For NASA's Planetary Research Priorities · · Score: -1

    You all suck dick! Thank you for your time.

  22. Re:Uhh..naming? on Intel's Answer to AMD's Hammer - Yamhill · · Score: -1
    I feel I should warn you that I've added you to my enemies list for that uncreative, unintelligent, sorry excuse of a post. I, and the rest of the Slashdot patrons, feel that you should put more effort into being original and thoughtful. Hopefully, this will serve as a sort of "kick in the ass" to get you on the right track. The updated list is below.

    1. Arnold M. Picker
    2. Alexander E. Barkan
    3. Ed Guthman
    4. Maxwell Dane
    5. Charles Dyson
    6. Howard Stein
    7. Allard Lowenstein
    8. Morton Halperin
    9. Leonard Woodcock
    10. S. Sterling Munro Jr
    11. Bernard T. Feld
    12. Sidney Davidoff
    13. John Conyers
    14. Samuel M. Lambert
    15. Stewart Rawlings Mott
    16. Ronald Dellums
    17. Daniel Schorr
    18. S. Harrison Dogole
    19. Paul Newman
    20. Mary McGrory
    21. Mahtar

  23. Re:HAT TRICK on Intel's Answer to AMD's Hammer - Yamhill · · Score: -1

    I'm impressed, Sir. This must surely be a record.

  24. Wow. on Intel's Answer to AMD's Hammer - Yamhill · · Score: -1

    That's just great.

  25. Re:You have beaten me to an FP? on Security Community Reacts to Microsoft Announcement · · Score: -1, Troll
    Dear Mr. Fecal Troll Matter,

    I wanted to show you my humble gratitude to your warm welcome and gracious act of friendship, the addition of me to your friends list. I have reciprocated the action in kind. I have long been an admirer of your, and others', work on this site. While I know I could never be as great a Troll as those who have come and gone before me, I do hope to be a sort of "breath of fresh air" for the community.

    Perhaps someday you and I could get together for a glass of champagne and a friendly game of backgammon? Many a night I enjoy luring random Hobos and Working Girls into the woods where I unleash my fury upon them with shovels and ice picks, mayhaps you would care to join me sometime?

    Good day Sir, and Merry Trolling to you.