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I use my [REDACTED]-aggregator for quick access to all of the cool articles, and then follow the underlined [REDACTED] to other [REDACTED] with related information! Easy as 1-2-[REDACTED]!
Of course, paying the IP tax to read certain words like [REDACTED], [REDACTED] and [REDACTED] can be a bit of a pain, but [I HEARTILY ENDORSE ALL ACTIONS OF THE PATENT OFFICE]!
This suggests that dark matter may not only be dark in terms of information, but also dark in terms of disposition, ie, evil; eg Doctor Who telling off Satan in the "timeless space between worlds."
Ahem.
Dark matter has a bad attitude. That's the bottom line. It isn't seen because it doesn't want to be seen.
I suggest we all make offerings and sing around a dark matter-shaped totem, with fire and sacred wine. Ask yourself: what has good-side-of-the-force matter done for you lately? Nothing, that's what. It's time to demand a matter that delivers on the promise of nothing.
Perhaps somebody in Ireland go wander out and have a boo at their electric meter. If they're telling the truth they ought to be selling power back into the system hand over fist.
If, on the other hand, they're still drawing from the grid to sharpen their pencils and surf for porn I for one call shannanigans.
And why is it that construction grinds to a halt when only one of the member nations involved grounds its shuttles?
I think the answer lies in recognition that just because an effort is collaborative doesn't mean any given area of responsibility is equally divisible between contributors. Similarly, it doesn't follow that since an operation didn't take place when the chief surgeon was delayed that the chief surgeon operates alone.
Take for instance my own country -- which is folksy, grease-loving and boreal. We make robot arms that crawl around a fix stuff. Our tax base is smaller than that of the United States, so our humble contribution is proportionately nearly as dear as NASA/JPL's costs to the Americans. Would we be justified in saying, "Why should we continue working on this crumb-bum spacestation when the Yanks can't even do their part and keep the shuttles flying?"
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Slashdot is one of my favourite [REDACTED], because it keeps me informed on all the recent developments in the exciting fields of [REDACTED], [REDACTED], and Doctor Who.
I use my [REDACTED]-aggregator for quick access to all of the cool articles, and then follow the underlined [REDACTED] to other [REDACTED] with related information! Easy as 1-2-[REDACTED]!
Of course, paying the IP tax to read certain words like [REDACTED], [REDACTED] and [REDACTED] can be a bit of a pain, but [I HEARTILY ENDORSE ALL ACTIONS OF THE PATENT OFFICE]!
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The proof is clearly in the pudding. If you recall from science class, the pudding itself is expanding but raisins are not. Consequently, redshift.
Or, er, rather dark matter ate their server.
...Er, much like this post.
This suggests that dark matter may not only be dark in terms of information, but also dark in terms of disposition, ie, evil; eg Doctor Who telling off Satan in the "timeless space between worlds."
Ahem.
Dark matter has a bad attitude. That's the bottom line. It isn't seen because it doesn't want to be seen.
I suggest we all make offerings and sing around a dark matter-shaped totem, with fire and sacred wine. Ask yourself: what has good-side-of-the-force matter done for you lately? Nothing, that's what. It's time to demand a matter that delivers on the promise of nothing.
Perhaps somebody in Ireland go wander out and have a boo at their electric meter. If they're telling the truth they ought to be selling power back into the system hand over fist.
If, on the other hand, they're still drawing from the grid to sharpen their pencils and surf for porn I for one call shannanigans.
And why is it that construction grinds to a halt when only one of the member nations involved grounds its shuttles?
I think the answer lies in recognition that just because an effort is collaborative doesn't mean any given area of responsibility is equally divisible between contributors. Similarly, it doesn't follow that since an operation didn't take place when the chief surgeon was delayed that the chief surgeon operates alone.
Take for instance my own country -- which is folksy, grease-loving and boreal. We make robot arms that crawl around a fix stuff. Our tax base is smaller than that of the United States, so our humble contribution is proportionately nearly as dear as NASA/JPL's costs to the Americans. Would we be justified in saying, "Why should we continue working on this crumb-bum spacestation when the Yanks can't even do their part and keep the shuttles flying?"