I haven't posted in over a month; I come back and find this stinky shit on the front page? Free/Open software? What the fuck is that all about?
And, whoah! What was with that JPEG story? "Use JPGs, they're smaller!" On the front page, posted by the guy who 0wns the site, no less! How much ad revenue you dykes get for that story, eh?
Since when did "spying" mean "using a network without permission"? "Spying" means "watching someone without their knowledge." Whether or not the fucking machine they're on is theirs or not, watching them without them knowing is fucking spying.
Go back to slurping dicks, please, and stop trying to sound intelligent.
Once again, I have it firmly in place "in me." What next? Do I just sit here with it "in me" or do I do something with it? It's rather uncomfortable. I gotta pee...
Your journal link is broken. For non-you users, you need to put your UID in the link. You can see your own journal with your UID-less link because you are you, but I, not being you, get an error message.
2002. Slashdot publishes 1,000,000th rumor passed off as actual story. The story generates 480 comments, 263 of which agree with the article, and 107 of which point out its a rumor and are modded down as redundant. The remaining comments are all first posts.
2002. CmdrTaco married to Kathleen Fent. Many geeks believe Kathleen, a purported transvestite, outmeasures CmdrTaco.
2002. Slashdot parent corporation VA Research^W Linux^W Software stock worth 35 cents. Rumors that AOL, Microsoft, or even Jimmy the hobo who lives under the Longfellow Bridge may buy it.
2003. VA Software bought by Microsoft for a cup of coffee and a donut. All Microsoft-critical articles mysteriously disappear from Slashdot. Bill Gates as Borg logo replaced with Bill Gates as God.
2003. Papperatzi videos of Miguel de Icaza caught going down on Bill Gates in his private yacht spread across Usenet. Miguel swears that recent decisions to rename the Gnome desktop to Windows NT 6.0 have nothing to do with it.
2004. CmdrTaco loses hist virginity.
2004. The WIPO Troll returns again, showering Slashdot in 45,000 copies of the same post: Lick my crotch hairs. Slashdot, despite running on 18 redundant IIS/8.0 servers, buckles under the load. The term Slashdotted is replaced with WIPO-Trolled.
2004. Slashdot, the last vestige of VA Research^W Linux^W Software^W Microsoft, officially shut down. Millions of screaming, unwashed geeks invade Redmond campus and lynch Bill Gates. CmdrTaco is believed to posess the only remaining copy of the Slashdot database on several hundred CD-Rs.
2005. The Linux is world is shocked when Linus Torvalds and Anal Cox are found dead along with six penguins, an empty tub of crisco and several used condoms. Millions of screaming, unwashed geeks invade Redmond campus and lynch Steve Ballmer.
2005. CmdrTaco rumored to have had sex again.
2006. CowboiKneel found dead in hotel room with 56 pizza boxes covering his bloated corpse. Three suffocated gay prostitutes are extracted from beneath his body as police remove it with a backhoe.
2007. CmdrTaco actually has sex again. With a woman.
2007. BSD is still officially dying. No word on when its demise will take place.
2007. CmdrTaco starts new weblog to replace Slashdot, creatively named Dotslash. Remainder of Linux users flock to the site and immediate WIPO-Troll it out of existence.
2008. CmdrTaco has sex with his wife for the first time.
2009. After years of living under the heel of his domineering wife, and being deprived of companyof his life-long friend, Jeff Homos Bates, CmdrTaco commits suicide. Another unwashed geek mob gathers and tears Kathleen Fent to shreds. Geeks discover Ms. Fent was indeed a woman, but dont exactly know what that means. Driven by their sexually-repressed rage, they subsequently invade Redmond again and lynch the current CEO of Microsoft, Miguel deIcaza.
2009. Richard Stallman mysteriously murdered. Conspiracy theories run rampant, most involving Microsoft in some way. Invasions of Redmond campus by hordes of geeks become commonplace.
2010. Stallman murder solved when Eric S. Raymond confesses. Raymond blamed the collapse of VA Research^W Linux^W Software^W Microsoft on Stallmans dogmatic insistence on prefixing every open-source project with GNU. Raymond is subsequently committed to an insane asylum, again giving the horde of geeks an excuse to raze Redmond.
2010. An ex-hacker reports witnessing CmdrTaco at a gas station in Tennessee. The nearly-defunct Linux movement is rekindled as CmdrTaco sightings become common.
2011. Microsoft campus burnt to the ground by screaming, unwashed geek mob after Microsoft is blamed when a Linuxhacker in Cambridge, Massachusetts spills his coffee on his pants. Microsoft undaunted as their plans to buy out the Federal Government come to fruition. Washington, D.C. renamed Microsoft Capitol 2010.
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Check the signature. It's probably an Editor in disguise.
I want a big, juicy penis. In my ass! NOW.
I want to fuck your ass. Hard.
WIPO TROOL, why have you forsaken us!?!?
Come back, WIPO!!! Come back!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But I'm J'raxis. No, wait...
Aw, damn... I haven't seen that in a while... brings a tear to my eye, it does... I miss WIPO... why did he abandon us...?
Sharman? I thought they made ass-wiping paper...
Stop posting!! Everyone shut the fuck up!! The stupid whiney-ass-bitch blackout won't work if you don't STOP POSTING!!
Sucks my hairy, withered left testicle. And it doesn't even do a good job at that.
I haven't posted in over a month; I come back and find this stinky shit on the front page? Free/Open software? What the fuck is that all about?
And, whoah! What was with that JPEG story? "Use JPGs, they're smaller!" On the front page, posted by the guy who 0wns the site, no less! How much ad revenue you dykes get for that story, eh?
Oh damn I gotta go now...
Dear Mr. Dickslurp:
Since when did "spying" mean "using a network without permission"? "Spying" means "watching someone without their knowledge." Whether or not the fucking machine they're on is theirs or not, watching them without them knowing is fucking spying.
Go back to slurping dicks, please, and stop trying to sound intelligent.
Sincerely,
Fuck Off
It's called Tripwire, you dickslurp.
Re:foot, meet bullet. bullet, meet foot (Score:-1)
by Serial Troller on 2002.03.27 7:08 (#3233323)
PALINDROMIC post!!
I'd assume the luser is smart enough to also use "chmod 700", eh? Dipshiat.
Once again, I have it firmly in place "in me." What next? Do I just sit here with it "in me" or do I do something with it? It's rather uncomfortable. I gotta pee...
No. Because it sucks. It's all SLOP, just like this website. Fuck you, Slashdot. Fuck you. FFUUCCKK YYOOUU!!
*unzips his pants*
Sue this!
Your journal link is broken. For non-you users, you need to put your UID in the link. You can see your own journal with your UID-less link because you are you, but I, not being you, get an error message.
HTH.
I .like .normal .sized .pages.
I'm not the BOFH Troll. However, I may be WIPO, or eggtroll, or Klerck, or maybe even J'Raxis. No, wait, I'm ANAL COX's anal cock.
Beat out those fucking ACs good! Wh00ty! Wh00t wh00t!!
No. I was just saying that American piracy laws can go FUCK THEMSELVES. Excuse me while I finish downloading XP...
Poot poot.
I wish you included line numbers there. grep -inr, man.