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  1. Re:Does that Make Al Gore the Defendant? on Is The Net At Fault For Illegal Filesharing? · · Score: 0

    I am President Al Gore, I RULE YOU ALL - I OWN THE INTERNET! I created MORPHEOUS AND KAZAA!

    I OWN all of you. You are using my internet that I built with my blood, sweat, and tears.

    I OWN all of you. When I first thought about creating this 'information superhighway' thing, I knew it would be great.

    I OWN all of you. Now I see the error of my ways. When I originally created the INTERNET I figured there wouldn't be sooooo many people.

    I OWN all of you. So what did I do? The dope I am - used IPv4.

    I OWN all of you. What is your (as in the 'tech' community) solution? IPv6? I have never heard of such a stupid idea.

    I OWN all of you. I worked very hard to come up with 32 bit addressing and now you are going to ruin it.

    I OWN all of you. The INTERNET (which I invented) was created for the 'elite' in this society.

    I OWN all of you. The fact that you are all here makes me sick. I have a new plan to create another INTERNET.

    I OWN all of you. I have decided that I will be creating INTERNET 2.

    I OWN all of you. Some people have even given credit to others for creating things such as the www

    I OWN all of you. I can assure you this incorrect. I was doing the www in 1969 while everyone else was in Vietnam.

    I OWN all of you. Some people think I am just a bleeding left wing liberal crack ass...they are not correct.

    I OWN all of you. I am the collective minds of all the industry greats. John Gage, John Chambers, and the guy who invented Visual Basic.

    I OWN all of you. So...do me a favor and get off my internet. I need the 10 gig links to setup many many mirrors to www.goatse.cx.

    Thank You.

  2. Re:Blame Al Gore on Is The Net At Fault For Illegal Filesharing? · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    I am President Al Gore, I CREATED THE INTERNET AND THEREFORE MORPHEOUS!

    I OWN all of you. You are using my internet that I built with my blood, sweat, and tears.

    I OWN all of you. When I first thought about creating this 'information superhighway' thing, I knew it would be great.

    I OWN all of you. Now I see the error of my ways. When I originally created the INTERNET I figured there wouldn't be sooooo many people.

    I OWN all of you. So what did I do? The dope I am - used IPv4.

    I OWN all of you. What is your (as in the 'tech' community) solution? IPv6? I have never heard of such a stupid idea.

    I OWN all of you. I worked very hard to come up with 32 bit addressing and now you are going to ruin it.

    I OWN all of you. The INTERNET (which I invented) was created for the 'elite' in this society.

    I OWN all of you. The fact that you are all here makes me sick. I have a new plan to create another INTERNET.

    I OWN all of you. I have decided that I will be creating INTERNET 2.

    I OWN all of you. Some people have even given credit to others for creating things such as the www

    I OWN all of you. I can assure you this incorrect. I was doing the www in 1969 while everyone else was in Vietnam.

    I OWN all of you. Some people think I am just a bleeding left wing liberal crack ass...they are not correct.

    I OWN all of you. I am the collective minds of all the industry greats. John Gage, John Chambers, and the guy who invented Visual Basic.

    I OWN all of you. So...do me a favor and get off my internet. I need the 10 gig links to setup many many mirrors to www.goatse.cx.

    Thank You.

  3. The Internet is my brain child. on Beta-Testers and Intellectual Property? · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I am President Al Gore

    I OWN all of you. You are using my internet that I built with my blood, sweat, and tears.

    I OWN all of you. When I first thought about creating this 'information superhighway' thing, I knew it would be great.

    I OWN all of you. Now I see the error of my ways. When I originally created the INTERNET I figured there wouldn't be sooooo many people.

    I OWN all of you. So what did I do? The dope I am - used IPv4.

    I OWN all of you. What is your (as in the 'tech' community) solution? IPv6? I have never heard of such a stupid idea.

    I OWN all of you. I worked very hard to come up with 32 bit addressing and now you are going to ruin it.

    I OWN all of you. The INTERNET (which I invented) was created for the 'elite' in this society.

    I OWN all of you. The fact that you are all here makes me sick. I have a new plan to create another INTERNET.

    I OWN all of you. I have decided that I will be creating INTERNET 2.

    I OWN all of you. Some people have even given credit to others for creating things such as the www

    I OWN all of you. I can assure you this incorrect. I was doing the www in 1969 while everyone else was in Vietnam.

    I OWN all of you. Some people think I am just a bleeding left wing liberal crack ass...they are not correct.

    I OWN all of you. I am the collective minds of all the industry greats. John Gage, John Chambers, and the guy who invented Visual Basic.

    I OWN all of you. So...do me a favor and get off my internet. I need the 10 gig links to setup many many mirrors to www.goatse.cx.

    Thank You.