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  1. Re:That's nice. Hope you don't love slashdot... on Announcing Slashdot Subscriptions · · Score: -1

    You sir are a turd burgular.

  2. Re:Slashdot is Gay and so Are all of YOU! on Announcing Slashdot Subscriptions · · Score: -1

    This is klerck of the famous page widening poasts. I'd just love to say I think malda is sexy and I love penis!!!

  3. Goatse 2002 on 'Free Broadband' Scam Exposed · · Score: -1

    I wanna see your goatse
    Everybody says it's nice
    Can I come and troll?
    I'll be at your site tonight
    They tell me it's soft to touch and really smooth
    I can hardly wait to feel that goatse too

    You wanna play with goatse all the time
    To hide that kind of goatse is a crime
    You say your goatse's clever and so slick
    But I think you're goatse's kind of sick

    I wanna see your goatse, show it to me
    Let me see your goatse, show it to me
    Show me your goatse, show it to me
    I want to see your goatse, show it to me

    I want to bet your goatse ain't as pretty as mine
    I don't hide my goatse like you do all the time
    My goatse's just the sweetest thing that you've ever seen
    Compared to mine your goatse's really ugly and mean

    I bring my goatse everywhere I go, mm-hmm
    To watch my little goatse is a show
    You say that your goatse's really clever and slick
    But I think your goatse's really thick

    I wanna see your goatse, show it to me
    Let me see your goatse, show it to me
    Show me your goatse, show it to me
    I want to see your goatse, show it to me

    She turns into a tiger when she's ready to eat
    My goatse's always hungry for a big chunk of meat
    So lay your little goatse right next to mine
    You can bring her over around dinner time

    My goatse is the hippest thing around, that's right
    She's always been the talk of the town
    You say your goatse's clever and so slick
    But I think that your goatse's mighty thick, meow baby

    I wanna see your goatse, show it to me
    Let me see your goatse, show it to me
    Show me your goatse, show it to me
    I want to see your goatse, show it to me
    (2x)

  4. Goatse 2002 on Japanese Video Chain Cashes in on Mobile Internet · · Score: -1

    I wanna see your goatse
    Everybody says it's nice
    Can I come and troll?
    I'll be at your site tonight
    They tell me it's soft to touch and really smooth
    I can hardly wait to feel that goatse too

    You wanna play with goatse all the time
    To hide that kind of goatse is a crime
    You say your goatse's clever and so slick
    But I think you're goatse's kind of sick

    I wanna see your goatse, show it to me
    Let me see your goatse, show it to me
    Show me your goatse, show it to me
    I want to see your goatse, show it to me

    I want to bet your goatse ain't as pretty as mine
    I don't hide my goatse like you do all the time
    My goatse's just the sweetest thing that you've ever seen
    Compared to mine your goatse's really ugly and mean

    I bring my goatse everywhere I go, mm-hmm
    To watch my little goatse is a show
    You say that your goatse's really clever and slick
    But I think your goatse's really thick

    I wanna see your goatse, show it to me
    Let me see your goatse, show it to me
    Show me your goatse, show it to me
    I want to see your goatse, show it to me

    She turns into a tiger when she's ready to eat
    My goatse's always hungry for a big chunk of meat
    So lay your little goatse right next to mine
    You can bring her over around dinner time

    My goatse is the hippest thing around, that's right
    She's always been the talk of the town
    You say your goatse's clever and so slick
    But I think that your goatse's mighty thick, meow baby

    I wanna see your goatse, show it to me
    Let me see your goatse, show it to me
    Show me your goatse, show it to me
    I want to see your goatse, show it to me
    (2x)

  5. Re:Please could you help me on iWarez · · Score: -1

    Hi im klerck of the famous page widening poasts. While I can't help with your problem cuz im a dip shit, I would say that I like penis!

  6. Re:revised widening! on Microsoft, Feds Revise Settlement Agreement · · Score: -1

    Hello I am klerck of the famous page widening poasts. I would just like to say...

    I LIKE PENIS!

  7. Re:I like 'em wide!!! on Self-Shredding E-Mail · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    You should be ashamed of your trolling!

  8. Re:Anal ass monkies from outer space!!!!! on Self-Shredding E-Mail · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    thats funny

  9. Re:CmdrTaco is having sex Right Now !!! on SightSound Patent Case to Move Forward · · Score: -1

    That wasn't very nice.
    I wish Rob all the best!

    Btw, I think they should stopt these stupid patents once and for all!

  10. Kewl! on Robot Mine Smasher · · Score: 0

    I was just telling my friend that technology is way over rated sometimes. This is a fine instance where it is not. I just dont see how it could be silent however.

  11. Sharing... on The Crime of Sharing · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Shouldn't be a crime!

    Why must these people be so greedy!

  12. Re:Fuck you on Java2 SDK v. 1.4 Released · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    OK, I'm sorry for all the trolling/crapfloding.

    I am officially announcing my retirement from the trolling community. I will be a productive member of society now. To everyone here I send my most sincere appologies.