User: SubscriptionTroll

FP - Futuruma-influenced Post

On: Space Railroad

Will this train have a "Space Cow catcher"??

It's true

On: Rejection Makes You Dumb

I'm two IQ points dumber since I tried to submit this story and was subsequently rejected.

During the past few years, with all the rejected stories, I figure Slashdot owes me all the intelligence it takes to go from -1, Troll to +5, Insightful

Has to be said

On: Six Optical Telescopes Combined Into One

Imagine a (beowulf) cluster of telescopes combining.....

Oh wait....

Oh well, been fun

On: Slashback: Galileo, Backlight, Tariffs

According to that article's theory, I am out of the trolling business

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Only 999 more to go

On: Andreesen "Grows Up"

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On: Amazon & Barnes and Noble Settle One-Click Dispute

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